Leaving with his lunchbox and sexy in the morning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 11:53:53 April 29, 2010 11:53:53

RDJ left Letterman with his ubiquitous lunch box yesterday. I know it’s not really a lunch box but I like calling it one. Sounds better than his “camera case in which he stores his vitamins which is not a euphemism for drugs, he really does take a lot of vitamins”. See? Lunch box. As usual, he was great on Letterman last night. Full Story

Crank tweets vs the ex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 10:45:36 April 29, 2010 10:45:36

Like clockwork. Lindsay Lohan is hating on Samantha Ronson again. Somehow they ended up at the same party last night. And of course they decided to Twitter fight about it. Lilo’s tweets are, not surprisingly, totally incomprehensible. Samantha’s are particularly sharp. VERY sharp. She drops the c-word. Full Story

Hard-on for Emma Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 10:12:41 April 29, 2010 10:12:41

Laura sent this over to me and called it the “best trailer I’ve seen in a while”. You know what it’s like. We’re such bitches that as soon as someone says something like that we automatically brace to hate it. But then when I opened the link, seeing that it’s about Emma Stone, well then I knew I would love it. Full Story

I’m glad you dropped out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 08:50:51 April 29, 2010 08:50:51

Of Something Borrowed. I was worried that you were poor. Click here to read my thoughts on it at the time. I mean, really, what on earth would you be doing in a formulaic romcom with Kate Hudson who keeps making the same sh-tty movie over and over again, this time based on a sh-tty book? It just didn’t seem like your gear. Full Story

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Robo Jackie?!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 08:33:28 April 29, 2010 08:33:28

History Channel is producing an 8 hour mini-series called The Kennedys. Greg Kinnear will play JFK. Barry Pepper will play RFK. And Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis will be played by... Katie Holmes. Oh wait, sorry, it’s KatE Holmes. Or RoboBride. So... we might be fighting but... I think it’s a good casting choice. Full Story

GOOP in a bad dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 08:28:30 April 29, 2010 08:28:30

Gwyneth Paltrow attended the Bent on Learning event in New York last night in a poorly fit dress* that actually made her look...well... wide, right? Especially with the coat on. There’s no waist. And it’s riding up awkwardly. And for someone who busts her ass at the gym, it’s doing no favours for her tight body. Full Story

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It’s beach season in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 07:53:53 April 29, 2010 07:53:53

And if the world does turnAnd if London burns I'll be standing on the beach with my guitarI wanna be in a band when I get to heavenAnyone can play guitarAnd they won't be a nothing anymore Robert Pattinson arrived in Vancouver early Wednesday evening to work on reshoots for Twilight Eclipse. Exclusive photos from PUNKD Images Full Story

April 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 07:42:04 April 29, 2010 07:42:04

Happy Birthday Andrea! This year Megan didn’t forget! She wants you to smile all day. Has it started? To Kim from Collin – Happy 25th Birthday! I’ll look for you at my next cut! By request, because you have a wonderful boyfriend, enjoy the Jon Hamm. Happy 29th Birthday Lindsay and lots of love from Firebag! They’re certain things will change. Full Story

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Dear Gossips,

How much do you love Sandra Bullock today? Love her so F-CKING MUCH. And it’s not just the adoption, although the adoption is extraordinary and he is beautiful, and his little baby cut-eye is the best thing ever. Sandy brought Louis home in January.  Read Full Intro

RDJ everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2010 14:53:34 April 28, 2010 14:53:34

Iron Man 2 drops in 10 days. Robert Downey Jr will be everywhere. Win win win for everyone. He calls it “selling soap”. Tonight RDJ will be on Letterman. And he’s always great on Letterman. Last time he was on Letterman in December for Sherlock Holmes Dave adored him, even when he Tiger Woodsed him. Full Story

When Third Lip runs...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2010 14:24:48 April 28, 2010 14:24:48

I can still see her. Can you? And the photos are taken from quite a distance. Third Lip, she is impressively noticeable especially when you least expect her. Check it out, Third Lip accompanied Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on a run today in Maui. Fair enough, Third Lip might be looking extra plump because Gran is mouth breathing but I would argue that this only adds to Third Lip’s stature. Full Story

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