This is the face

December 2, 2009 15:40:00 Posted at December 2, 2009 15:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There really is no point to this post because we don’t need one. It’s Joan f-cking Collins. Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan. There’s nothing to bitch about here. And there’s only one bitch in the room when she’s in the room. Joan was in London somewhere blessing a puppy and telling you all to behave. Full Story

Ginny & Grindelwald

December 2, 2009 13:02:00 Posted at December 2, 2009 13:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Young, pretty Harry Potter Brits dating. I’m all over it. The latest: Bonnie Wright who plays Ginny and Jamie Campbell Bower who will be Gellert Grindelwald were spotted this past weekend leaving the EA British Academy Children’s Awards together. Very cute. Grindelwald of course was at one time Dumbledore’s best friend before he became his bitter enemy. Full Story

Absence creates hope

December 2, 2009 12:45:00 Posted at December 2, 2009 12:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We were about to call it on Gossip Girl. Then we had to suspend the chats because Michelle went to Italy forever and Duana went to Austin forever and I went nowhere and suddenly, after 3 missed episodes, the show surged. Coincidence or conspiracy? Thank you for your emails (and some demands) wondering about our recaps. Full Story

Beauty loves Beauty

December 2, 2009 11:39:58 Posted at December 2, 2009 11:39:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As it should be. Pretty people back together. There have been rumours swirling for a couple of weeks now that Jude Law and Sienna Miller can’t stay away from each other. Apparently they were going at it full on at a club a few days ago. And now this morning, both were seen leaving his New York apartment, separately, as Sienna ran into a waiting car while Jude seemed in good spirits heading to another vehicle. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 2, 2009 11:12:00 Posted at December 2, 2009 11:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Susan Boyle > John Mayer. This makes me laugh and cry at the same time (Popeater)

See? It never counts unless it happens on Twitter (Dlisted)

Elin Nordegren does NOT f-ck around (The Superficial)

Rachel Bilson: funny or die and sex too but still why is (Hollywood Tuna)

Blake Lively SNL: how much will show her breasts? (Just Jared)

The Porny Simpson year in review (Pop Sugar)

CanNOT understand how this bitch is considered a “model” (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

If only Iker could hold me like this (Kickette)

The Alba Bitch was almost called something else (INO)

Really great Kate Hudson photo shoot (ASL)

Hugh will warm your heart

December 2, 2009 10:22:00 Posted at December 2, 2009 10:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You need a cleansing from Ely’s tattoos? Even my cold baby-hating heart is vulnerable to Hugh Jackman’s charms. He’s with his daughter out and about NYC making funny faces. Seems like such a fun dad. And she seems like she having the best time ever with him. Awwww… It’s the holidays. Full Story

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Ely & Eminem

December 2, 2009 09:59:20 Posted at December 2, 2009 09:59:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am obsessed with her. She is running it. She is bringing old country craft to the modern art of golddigging and controlling George Clooney in the process. Show Elisabetta Canalis some respect. Here she is hitting up the CVS yesterday in work out gear in LA. She’s staying at his place. It’s become so that he can’t be away from her. Full Story

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Baby One More Time

December 2, 2009 08:32:23 Posted at December 2, 2009 08:32:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s her birthday. And she celebrated last night on a date with her man Jason Trawick at the Chateau Marmont and with her weave up and the fringe falling forward, in her jeans and leather jacket, she almost looks young again. Cue pang of nostalgia, right? Trawick is getting more and more attractive to me. Full Story

There’s a good girl

December 2, 2009 07:51:05 Posted at December 2, 2009 07:51:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s like talking to a toddler. When everyone gathers around to watch as she successfully puts one foot in front of the other without falling, or goes to the bathroom by herself, or speaks in a short proper sentence for the first time. What a good girl! Who’s a smart girl?!? That’s a big girl sitting in her big girl chair! This is how I feel when our Porny manages not to embarrass herself in public, when she dresses appropriately, when she successfully navigates a flight of stairs, while smiling, and doesn’t fall on her ass. Full Story

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Tight shirt, tight pants, big hair

December 2, 2009 07:13:06 Posted at December 2, 2009 07:13:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and Cameron Diaz continue to shoot Knight & Day in Seville, Spain, spotted yesterday walking around set. As you can see, he’s working it in a slimming black tight tee with brown skinnies like he wishes it was 1999, or that he could style it like Brad Pitt. No such luck. But he’s so endearing for trying. Full Story

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Why is Orlando Bloom?

December 2, 2009 06:58:38 Posted at December 2, 2009 06:58:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week he was in Marrakesh with Jennifer Aniston and my Gwyneth for the opening of some hotel. Yesterday he was in Vegas with Rosario Dawson and some other people for the opening of another hotel. What exactly does Orlando Bloom do? A perfect candidate for Why Is Full Story