The one who needs the wedding diet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 14:15:25 March 21, 2011 14:15:25

Or at least a wedding de-bloat? Everyone keeps talking about how thin Kate Middleton has gotten lately and they’re saying it’s because she, like so many other brides before her, is on some kind of wedding diet to get into her dress. I wonder if it’s not the stress. Can you imagine the lessons she’s enduring right now? They’re grilling her on behaviour, on posture, on walking, on eating, the angle of her wrist, the level of her eye contact, the protocol, the procedure, the staff, the expectations, the names, the relatives…more, more, more, more, more. Full Story

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Dear Robert, please shave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 13:44:11 March 21, 2011 13:44:11

As promised, any time there are photos of the cast of Misfits, I will post. Having said that, I really, really want to post some photos of Robert Sheehan without that sh-t on his face. Anything so that I no longer have to associate him with grooming trends from the porn industry circa 1970s. Sheehan turned up in London yesterday for the premiere of A Turtle’s Tale. Full Story

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Owning up, try hards & detaching from mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 13:29:16 March 21, 2011 13:29:16

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha! Very recently I started an affair with an ex. And I really don't feel guilty about it. So here is the background: I've been married for 13 years. My husband is not perfect; he cheated on me very early in our relationship. Full Story

The real Demi covers up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 12:45:30 March 21, 2011 12:45:30

Demi Moore met up with a friend for lunch the other day in Brentwood. She was casually dressed, she was not made up, she didn’t seem to be aware that she was being photographed. Upon exiting, she covered up her face. Demi does not like having her face shot when it’s not “ready”. Full Story

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Baseball and peaceful exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 12:05:20 March 21, 2011 12:05:20

Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson were both present at son Ryder’s little league game the other day in Malibu. Kate was very friendly with Robinson’s young daughter Cheyenne and his new wife Allison. All very civilised. That was also the case over at Sean Preston Federline’s little league game this weekend as his dad Kevin and mom Britney and her boyfriend Jason Trawick and grandparents were all there to support him. Full Story

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New scenes from 7B

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 11:30:51 March 21, 2011 11:30:51

A new first look video of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 the end forever and ever and ever was released the other day. I won’t be a nerd and catalogue all the new footage but OMG and SPOILERS, LOOK AWAY IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THE BOOKS. And, um, why haven’t you read the books? Fred!!! It’s so quick you miss it but even in that short time they’re able to draw out the emotion, non? I wonder if I’ll have to carried out of the theatre from grief. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 11:19:29 March 21, 2011 11:19:29

Hey Gossips,

Lainey is in the air, probably with the noblest intentions of working, but also shamefully sneaking Morning Glory again. I always feel self conscious about my choices of entertainment on the plane, don't you? I think that's why they added the 'documentary' section. Anyway, with that, we have me, on Tingles! Let's see how I do...


This is a far, far better idea than the other, Taylor Momsen rumour I heard today (Dlisted)

Can this be true? Can she really have done something so lacking in original creation? (The Superficial)

So what I am to understand is, even she's not pretty enough to advertise drugstore lipgloss? (Popeater)

I told Sasha last week some people don't look good in white. I meant me, but I guess she's in my club too. (Hollywood Tuna)

The thrust of this story is "Clooney charms locals". It may as well be "Rain continues wetting streets, grass". But it still makes me giddy... (Pop Sugar)

I want her to write a book of advice aimed solely at Taylor Momsen (Just Jared)

This is the kind of deliciousness that can kill your productivity all afternoon...enjoy. (Cele|bitchy)

Self help from Janet Jackson. Better or worse than Shannen Doherty's? (Socialite Life)

Can I request a date stamp on these, please? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I KNEW President Bartlett was hurting over all this Tiger Blood. He sounds detached, though... (I'm Not Obsessed)

How about just … not going?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 10:07:12 March 21, 2011 10:07:12

Multiple sightings of Lindsay Lohan in New York, multiple mentions in Page Six that she’s been hitting the club scene, out late at night, but always with her old move – a bottle of water or a Red Bull in her hand so that people won’t assume that she’s been drinking. Full Story

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The Rise Of Caroline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 09:45:44 March 21, 2011 09:45:44

Written by Duana At your behest, we jump forward to Season 2, episode 5 – Kill Or Be Killed. I am a broken record these days but you guys being all nice with your enthusiasm and your tweets has really made me want to discover why Matt is a werewolf. Full Story

Wonder Woman at The Landing Strip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 08:58:03 March 21, 2011 08:58:03

You don’t have to be a fan of Friday Night Lights to get the reference. Doesn’t it look like Wonder Woman was styled straight out of a peeler bar? Jesus, Tyra. What are they doing to you, honey? This is Adrianne Palicki in costume as the new Wonder Woman for television. As you can see, it is NOT an improvement over Lynda Carter. Full Story

Remove the cupcakes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 08:20:23 March 21, 2011 08:20:23

Like, get them away from her. You might think that’s the usual Victoria Beckham bitchface on display during the LA Galaxy game yesterday but I wonder if it’s not her legendary resolve and determination we are seeing. This is a woman who never, ever indulges. No sweets, no fats, no fries, nothing. Full Story