Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 11:11:37 June 7, 2010 11:11:37

So this is why Drew Barrymore can’t break up with him (Dlisted)

Lolita P’s tight little Hello Kitty body (The Superficial)

Sandra Bullock’s backstage emotion (Popeater)

All of Katy Perry’s colours (Hollywood Tuna)

They should have cut away to Katie Holmes more often last night (Pop Sugar)

I like Chace Crawford way better now. Wonder why… (ASL)

Halle Berry: SO hot in sweats (Just Jared)

By the time this makes it to the magazine, will they airbrush out her coke bloat? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ashton Kutcher on Bruce and Demi (INO)

Becks does good. If his wife were with him would she wear heels? (Cele|bitchy)

Not even a mention

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 10:00:00 June 7, 2010 10:00:00

The sparkly jumpsuit is an attempt to hide the ankle scram that she doesn’t want people caring about by drawing attention to covering it... make sense? Way back before rehab and anorexia Lindsay Lohan hosted the MTV Movie Awards. It was 2004. She tried to dance like it was a high school performance. Full Story

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George’s weekend with the Guys & The Italian Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 09:12:00 June 7, 2010 09:12:00

Elisabetta Canalis’s Twitter account appears to have been shut down. Oh he finally stepped in, did he? It’s too bad, really. Because the Iggy Pop/Jennifer Aniston reference was the best. And I would have loved if she could have kept her balls and continued to make that sh-t happen. Only Ely is trying to work in America now. Full Story

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MTV Best Kiss: Sandy & Scarlett

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 08:38:47 June 7, 2010 08:38:47

The opposite of the Stewart Pattinson effort. Sandra Bullock is an entertainer. Sandra Bullock always entertains. That kissing bit with Scarlett? It’s not the actual kiss, it’s what led up to the kiss that made it. The timing, the delivery, their chemistry... See? THIS is performing. It was adorable. Full Story

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Coop, Sandy, Jon Hamm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 08:03:19 June 7, 2010 08:03:19

Last time Sandra Bullock was at an awards show and kissed a girl (Meryl Streep) Bradley Cooper was standing on stage. Same goes for last night. It’s a happy coincidence. Coop of course along with Betty White and Scarlett Johansson presented Sandy with the Generation Award last night, working all his sex appeal and charisma in a pair of too new jeans while hilariously listing off all her nicknames. Full Story

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MTV lame sh-ts kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 07:23:00 June 7, 2010 07:23:00

The Movie Awards are not a secret. They know. They always know. This is why Rachel & Ryan were able to choreograph their classic. It’s why Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson themselves were able to predetermine their blueball acceptance last year. Which is why last night’s lame sh-ts kiss/hidden kiss whatever was totally unacceptable. Full Story

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The GMD’s MTV Try

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 06:52:00 June 7, 2010 06:52:00

It was totally funny for Tropic Thunder. It was a little less funny during the movie’s closing credits and on the DVD. It was I guess ok funny to do it for the MTV Movie Awards ads. It was definitely not funny when he opened the show. And it was embarrassingly sad when he performed with Jennifer Lopez during the telecast, effectively sucking up 3 minutes of show time with an artist who doesn’t have a current hit song and whose recording career can no longer compete. Full Story

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June 7, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 06:31:58 June 7, 2010 06:31:58

Happy Birthday Anna Kay! SJP wants to thank you for being a great tour guide on Queen West in Toronto. What? Do I get a tour? Erin – good luck today on the LSAT! I would have succumbed to the Jersey Shore by now if I had to spend the last 6 weeks “slaving away to logical reasoning and flawed arguments”. Full Story

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s the weekend of superfluous award shows, both saved by Sandra Bullock. Last night at Spike TV Guy’s Choice, Scarlett Johansson took home the Jean Claude Gahd Dam Award. Tonight it’s MTV as the Twi-Hards have been gripping their nipples all week in anticipation of a New Moon sweep while the rest of us celebrate the cultural significance of the Best Scared Ass performance Award and wait for Sandy’s appearance.  Read Full Intro

Friday, June 4, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Flew into Toronto yesterday for the weekend, had a sleepover at my friend Lo’s, and since neither of us need much sleep, we watched 200 Cigarettes on late night tv and remembered Courtney Love’s real face. Do you remember Courtney Love’s real face? It was a nice face.  Read Full Intro

Eminem, Pink, Rihanna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 13:18:52 June 4, 2010 13:18:52

Eminem’s new album drops June 21st. Relapse was the best selling rap album of 2009 but many didn’t feel it was Eminem’s strongest work. There are high expectations for Recovery. He is currently promoting it in Europe, spotted after a performance in London today. Recovery will feature tracks with both Pink and Rihanna. Full Story

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