We’re all complicit in the asinine ratings system

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2010 10:26:00 October 11, 2010 10:26:00

Written by Sarah As you’ve probably heard by now, the Motion Picture Association of America made a shocking decision to hand Blue Valentine, the Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams drama which has been a festival darling all year, an NC-17 rating. Full Story

Eminem & Anderson Cooper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2010 07:24:48 October 11, 2010 07:24:48

I wouldn’t say it’s the most comforting crush. He is still conflicting, conflicted, controversial, still, even though by his own admission he’s mellowed out, and is certainly speaking softer now, a lot less angry, and with a lot of contrition about his past. But Eminem will never be milk and cookies. Full Story

Jim, Owls, Colin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2010 07:04:00 October 11, 2010 07:04:00

This is Jim Sturgess with his girl Mickey O’Brien last night in London at the Legends of the Guardian: The Owls of Ga’Hoole premiere. MUCH better hair this time over last time. Sigh. I love him. And I love Colin Farrell. And their film is finally arriving in theatres at the end of the year. Full Story

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Glamour shots with Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2010 06:44:37 October 11, 2010 06:44:37

He was seen on a photo shoot yesterday in Brooklyn for L’Oreal. Spittle is their man ambassador. Evidently they don’t mind what gathers at the corners of his mouth as much as I do, banking perhaps on the ardent support of his fan conventioneers. You remember them Full Story

Blue Valentine Thanksgiving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 14:21:00 October 8, 2010 14:21:00

The proper trailer is out. Now this is a well cut trailer. I love it. And, as you know, I loved the movie. As much as you can love a movie that makes you feel so raw. Click here to revisit my review. That intimacy, the almost uncomfortable feeling that you’re watching something too real, too private, too hard, too close. Full Story

Princess Asstalk on “Tone”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 14:05:25 October 8, 2010 14:05:25

The Hollywood Reporter is predicting that Katherine Heigl’s Life As We Know It will win the box office this weekend. Naturally the critics are sh-tting on it. But still some seem to think that it can take down The Social Network, a film that’s being called the Citizen Kane of our time. Full Story

There’s no release

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 12:30:58 October 8, 2010 12:30:58

Please. Like she would actually let go. Some tabloid printed some story about Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth breaking up recently, probably because they haven’t been photographed together in a couple of months. Lo! New photos! A few sets actually, just to make sure they don’t get missed. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 12:13:40 October 8, 2010 12:13:40

Canadian? Or not. Click here and laugh your ass off (Dlisted)

One of the Kardashians got a smackdown (The Superficial)

So, um, yeah. Again, he now makes even MORE money than Jon Hamm (Popeater)

Emma Roberts wearing her aunt’s bitchface (Hollywood Tuna)

I don’t know what Natalie Portman is wearing here. Nor do I know why. (Just Jared)

Nicole Richie like any suburban family! (Pop Sugar)

Anderson Cooper takes down Vince Vaughn (Towleroad)

Amanda Seyfried wears cargos (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW) 

Rihanna’s million red wigs (Celebuzz)

Best headline of the week: Iggy Pop prefers Lilo over Jennifer Aniston (Cele|bitchy)

Bridget Jones and Samantha Micelli

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 10:48:14 October 8, 2010 10:48:14

Love random Hollywood friendships. Last night at Katsuya in Hollywood the paps say that Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger were out with Alyssa Milano. I don’t know, this made me happy. Together they don’t seem like Renee and Alyssa. Together they totally seem like Bridget and Samantha. Apparently Coop and Alyssa have been friends for a while. Full Story

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Miley Cyrus can’t video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 10:04:26 October 8, 2010 10:04:26

F-ck I miss Britney. Original Britney. Every time they try, they just remind us how much they’re not her. So Miley Cyrus just released another video. She canNOT video. Smiles when she’s supposed to be sultry, is sultry when a sexy smile would do, seems like she can’t be bothered to put enough effort into mouthing the words, she’s a sh-tty dancer, there’s not much charisma, and she doesn’t actually look like she believes in what she’s doing. Full Story

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