Jen’s new BFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2010 07:58:00 November 26, 2010 07:58:00

Never mind that as soon as she got tight with Jennifer Aniston, the quality of the guests on her show started improving. In their industry, you’re always trading up. In Chelsea’s case, trading up means softening out. So she didn’t ask Taylor Swift straight up if she and Jakey G are f-cking. Full Story

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November 26, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2010 07:35:58 November 26, 2010 07:35:58

Ivy F!!! I talked to Dave Jones last night, but where were you?!?! We’ll have to meet properly some time soon. Erica - wishing you the best best best start to your 30th year. We feel so honoured to be your friend especially when do you crazy things like hide in your bedroom with your laptop, away from your husband's prising eyes, to spend some qt with your other love: Edward. Full Story

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Thursday, November 25, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s a full day of blogging here in Canada so for those of you in America who need a break from the football watching and turkey gorging, I’m here for you. And so is Duana. The TV LiveBlog will happen today at 3pm ET/Noon PT.  Read Full Intro

Piano Riddler at the Royal Wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 14:15:30 November 25, 2010 14:15:30

This is Elton John today in London leaving BBC Studios looking like Jim Carrey’s Riddler. He was asked on the radio today whether or not he’ll be performing at Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding. Elton’s response: "I probably am." Then, perhaps realising that wasn’t the most prudent thing to say, he covered: "I'll probably be busking outside. Full Story

Back to her old tricks?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 13:16:11 November 25, 2010 13:16:11

Surely The Italian Queen has some experience with girl on girl action for pay, right? What? Oh ok, you’re right. She’s all class and innocence. Elisabetta Canalis is currently promoting a movie called A Natale Mi Sposo. She wore leather pants to the photocall in Rome yesterday with a very Grimaldi face. Full Story

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TV Live Blog - Thursday, November 25, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 11:55:11 November 25, 2010 11:55:11

It’s Snow Day in Vancouver! This has no relevance to the liveblog. I just love the first real Snow Day of the year. Duana’s here for tv talk, and probably some tit talk. And a tip about that vintage shoppe in NYC. And more. I expect you all will probably go off about the Buffy thing. And I’m going to go off about Grey’s Anatomy the Musical. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 11:25:36 November 25, 2010 11:25:36

Debatable: Celebrities to be thankful for (The Superficial)

Katie Holmes wants Little Sci to freeze? (Dlisted)

Jay Leno is a thief? Who cares? The best part of this article is what they say about Taylor Swift on why she’s always fronting like she’s so “surprised”. (Popeater)

High fashion RiRi (Hollywood Tuna)

Mr Schue hula hoop! (Pop Sugar)

Nikki Reed’s new movie is with Lolita P (Just Jared)

I actually believe Avril and Brody are the real thing (Popoholic)

Oh look. They have matching fake gel nails (Celebuzz)

So Chelsea Handler used 50 Cent to avoid asking Swifty about Jakey? Weak (E! Online)

Mischa Barton joins the MiniVan Majority (Go Fug Yourself)

Porny Float

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 10:46:19 November 25, 2010 10:46:19

She performed during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York today. Something from her new Christmas album. When I say “performed” I mean she tried really hard to mouth the words. And not forget them. This is not singing. But it is pretty funny. Especially when she scrunches up her nose on the high notes, as if she’s really working to hit them. Full Story

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No, seriously, he’s perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 09:01:55 November 25, 2010 09:01:55

Really. He is. I received an email yesterday from Isabel who told me about Colin Firth’s article in Vogue which reminded me I hadn’t even opened my December issue yet. Of course I immediately went to check. And there he is. On page 292, maybe the best photo of him ever taken. And then the interview. Full Story

Lipgloss and holiday style-offs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 08:40:48 November 25, 2010 08:40:48

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha - I'm a chapstick-kind-of-girl. But lipstick looks gorgeous on women and I always think I want to upgrade. However, when I buy lipstick, I put it on, it dries up and comes off w/in 2 hours, and I never use it again. Full Story

Goon >Love Guru

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 08:15:00 November 25, 2010 08:15:00

Then again, it’s not hard to be better than The Love Guru. Woah wait. Wasn’t Jessica Alba in The Love Guru. Was she forced at gunpoint? Because, you know, she’s all discerning and sh-t right? Anyway, there’s another Canadian who is making a movie about hockey. And, well, it sounds awesome. Full Story

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