Diary of 2 trainwrecks

February 17, 2010 07:16:59 Posted at February 17, 2010 07:16:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mischa Barton lightened her hair yesterday. Actually looks a lot better. Has an old Hollywood feel to it. Mischa has been rough, like ROUGH ASS, for weeks. Perhaps this will signal a lift. It’s definitely an improvement. And while it might not get her leading roless, it just might land her a bit part on CSI. Full Story

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5 Factor Journal: Day 2

February 17, 2010 07:10:00 Posted at February 17, 2010 07:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I barely slept yesterday. But Dylan said I was buzzing at the Vitamin Water party. It’s definitely adrenaline, but I have to believe it’s also the food. My energy sources are no longer battered and fried. It makes a difference. As does going dry. Jacek can’t believe it either. I have not had a drink in days. Full Story

February 17, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 17, 2010 07:02:33 Posted at February 17, 2010 07:02:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To cousin Carol in Nova Scotia whose boyfriend is with the troops down in Haiti, whose birthday was yesterday, and who cries during the Olympics broadcast! Love ya lots, Victoria And congratulations to Catherine H for winning the Bamjamz contest! Enjoy your jammies Catherine!  Full Story

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Dear Gossips,

What’s it like standing at a photo wall next to Cindy Crawford? We hit up the Omega event at the Hotel Vancouver on Sunday night and all of a sudden, Jessi Cruickshank, Dan Levy, and I were ushered up to the red carpet to pose with her.  Read Full Intro

Nicole: getting married, selling shoes, baby names

February 16, 2010 17:02:53 Posted at February 16, 2010 17:02:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was at Bloomingdales today promoting Winter Kate, her clothing and shoe line launching this Spring, which is why Nicole Richie taped Letterman last night and confirmed that she and Joel Madden are indeed engaged. See now I thought that happened a long time ago but she said it was “recently”. Full Story

Porny won’t strip

February 16, 2010 12:28:57 Posted at February 16, 2010 12:28:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson is kicking off promotion for her new show Price of Beauty on VH1 premiering in March. Here she is on the cover of the March issue of Allure. Note how lovely she can look with proper styling. Note that with the direction of someone fashionable, Ken Paves is actually capable of making her look not cheap and tacky or soapy. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

February 16, 2010 10:37:09 Posted at February 16, 2010 10:37:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please make fried chicken blonde again soon (The Superficial)

Brody Jenner is nailing a Canadian punkass poseur (Dlisted)

If she’s in your front row, you need a new publicist (Hollywood Tuna)

The Mighty Opes hates John Mayer. He is trembling with fear (Popeater)

Robert Pattinson looks at Emilie de Ravin the way he should be looking at Kristen Stewart so F-CK YOU EMILIE YOU WHORE GET AWAY FROM HIM HE BELONGS TO KSTEW!!!!!!!!!! (Pop Sugar)

When Oprah met Drew Brees it was awkward (The Blemish)

Spittle’s beer bloat vs Madge’s fillers (Just Jared)

Who would actually wave back at Ebola??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Megan Fox channels Jennifer Aniston on W (Popoholic)

What is Shenae Grimes doing to her face??? (Go Fug Yourself)

Hollywood backscratchers

February 16, 2010 10:28:44 Posted at February 16, 2010 10:28:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember last year, when Madonna was supposedly f-cking ARod, they would steal away to Jerry Seinfeld’s place in the Hamptons? It seemed random, non? All favours in Hollywood are eventually repaid. Now Jerry Seinfeld is returning to television. It’s a reality show called The Marriage Ref featuring “opinionated celebrities, comedians and sports stars who will candidly comment, judge and offer different strategies for real-life couples in the midst of a classic marital dispute. Full Story

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Venetian Brange

February 16, 2010 09:21:22 Posted at February 16, 2010 09:21:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a week since the Brange killed the latest round of rumours about their split. And therefore a week since we’ve heard from Ian Halperin or the tabloids proclaiming Brad Pitt’s reunion with Jennifer Aniston. It’ll likely be another week until they conjure up another story. Full Story

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LipGloss is better when wet...from the waist up

February 16, 2010 08:33:07 Posted at February 16, 2010 08:33:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zac Efron is in Australia. Something about a promotional appearance. He was photographed shooting some surf segment at Bondi Beach today, super cute in the water when he’s not posing and glossing his lips, showing a little personality. It also helps that in the water, he’s only shot from the waist up. Full Story

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5 Factor Journal: Day 1

February 16, 2010 08:27:23 Posted at February 16, 2010 08:27:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned yesterday, I’m working a special meal plan for the Olympics to sustain me during the all nighter Games. Click here if you missed the original post about the Harley Pasternak 5 Factor Challenge. Full Story