Smutty Tingles

November 19, 2009 10:51:25 Posted at November 19, 2009 10:51:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is how civilised bitches settle a score. Dance-offs are for amateurs (Dlisted)

Carrie Prejean’s was destined for porn from the beginning. So said the Lord (The Superficial)

Blair Waldorf gives out a Woodie (Just Jared)

Katy Perry looks awful (Hollywood Tuna)

Gaga before Gaga (Towleroad)

Men of the year and bitches who don’t eat (Pop Sugar)

Spittle wants to bottle his spittle smell (Cele|bitchy)

Massage parlour tramp gets naked online and … no one watches??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How Springsteen is like Spears (Popeater)

Megan Fox roller skates and crotch shots (Popoholic)

New Moon review

November 19, 2009 10:31:23 Posted at November 19, 2009 10:31:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SPOILERS AHEAD. MANY SPOILERS. Click here to revisit my Twilight review. For the Twi-Hard who will blindly love it, who will hear no word against it, who will hate the haters while overusing exclamation points, New Moon is for you. Full Story

Brad in Nice and faux Pitt Porn?

November 19, 2009 08:21:44 Posted at November 19, 2009 08:21:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt arrived in Nice today alone still working that scraggly beard and this just a day after a new Pitt Porn report surfaced online. They are returning fire in light of all those scandalous book allegations. Unfortunately I don’t know if I buy this one. According to Fox 411 Full Story

Rob on the cover

November 19, 2009 07:40:12 Posted at November 19, 2009 07:40:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Downey Jr. Guy Ritchie calls him “Rob”. I always thought it was “Bob”. I don’t see him as a Rob or a Bob. I see him as RDJ. You? According to Ritchie: “It seems impossible now that anybody other than Rob could have played (Sherlock Holmes). He thinks like Sherlock Holmes, he’s complicated like Sherlock Holmes, and he can really brawl. Full Story

She pounced

November 19, 2009 07:23:43 Posted at November 19, 2009 07:23:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alexander Skarsgard returned to LA yesterday and attended the GQ Men of the Year at the Chateau Marmont. Major moisting, right? Unfortunately Alex was immediately hunted down by Kate Bosworth. She needs a friend right now especially since she’s been widely exposed as a homewrecker. Having said that, Kate B loves using relationship woes for Alex’s attention. Full Story

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November 19, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 19, 2009 06:38:29 Posted at November 19, 2009 06:38:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alli, Meghan, and Alison: 3 girls > 60 miles > $10,182 raised for breast cancer research. I'm so proud of you ladies it brings me the tears! You go girls!! From SandyStray from the Heart places stray, neglected, and/or abused dogs in loving and stable homes without the benefit of paid employees or a shelter. Full Story

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Well done People Magazine…WELL DONE. It goes a long way in absolving the publication from all that asslicking and if me being wrong results in a Johnny Depp Sexiest Man Alive, let me be wrong. It was a surprise move and it was the right move.  Read Full Intro

GMD: best imitation EVER

November 18, 2009 15:45:58 Posted at November 18, 2009 15:45:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seen jogging on his 3 year anniversary, the GMD was accompanied by security without Katie Holmes. Maybe he’s getting ready to feast tonight. I love the visual though. Like that’s the only way his bodyguard can keep up with his short speedy lgs. Whatever. The point of this article is not about Tom Cruise’s cardiovascular activity but to alert you to this amazing video Lorella just sent me … Imagine Tom Cruise in Twilight. Full Story

Elles chantent

November 18, 2009 14:14:12 Posted at November 18, 2009 14:14:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three Nine ladies were photographed at airports today after a few days of promotion in New York. Penelope Cruz and Marion Cotillard were at JFK, Kate Hudson was at LAX…presumably heading to LA for more press? Want to see Nine SO badly. As you know, all the ladies sing in the movie. Have you heard my Marion singing? Adorable. Full Story

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Behind JailBait’s jealousy…

November 18, 2009 12:37:49 Posted at November 18, 2009 12:37:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is the end. Or the fear of the end. JailBait Miley Cyrus claims she’s not into pop music. That she’s never heard a Jay-Z song despite using Jay-Z lyrics in her biggest hit. Now she’s too good for Twilight. That’s right. Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, is too good for Twilight. Full Story