Ryan Gosling... a new piece?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 08:40:47 June 4, 2010 08:40:47

This might ruin your weekend. I’m sorry. You may want to look away. Am currently working from etalk studio at 299 Queen West in Toronto where it’s magazine central. So they highlighted for me a page in the new People. Page 28 if you’re looking. And tucked away in the corner is a small item with a heart marked “flirting”. Full Story

Big balls on the carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 08:31:51 June 4, 2010 08:31:51

It was a testosterone-fueled premiere last night in LA for The A-Team – tanks and guns and other forms of penis enlargement all in service of what they hope will be one of this summer’s biggest box office hits and making it two for two for Bradley Cooper following The Hangover’s remarkable success last year. Full Story

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June 4, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 07:49:30 June 4, 2010 07:49:30

To Thera – Happy 30th Birthday! Not dreadful! By request, here’s Gwen Stefani on the cover of InStyle. Happy Birthday Megan from Andrea! You’ll have a chance to see Robert Pattinson’s “mothering hips” this weekend at the MTV Movie Awards. Will try to include some photos on Monday and some hatemail too. Full Story

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Have received many emails the last few days since it’s June and the Smut Soiree happens every year in June about when and where. It’ll be June 28th. Details to follow soon. Have also received many emails and tweets requesting commentary on the Fergie situation and her attempt at image rehabilitation via The Mighty Opes.  Read Full Intro

Jackson's disadvantage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2010 12:28:57 June 3, 2010 12:28:57

He's the hottest vampire in Twilight. The problem: he looks like sh-t in Twilight. That wig, the makeup, to say nothing of his limited opportunity to showcase anything but the most embarrassing expressions ...in a film full of bad acting examples, he unfortunately stands out. What sucks for Jackson Rathbone is that since he's so low profile, that's the only version of him that most non-TwiHards are aware of. Full Story

Morning man nipples

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2010 10:55:59 June 3, 2010 10:55:59

He doesn't make me quiver but he always me...happy. I can't look at Russell Brand - ever - and not smile. Or laugh. Mostly laugh. This, I suspect, is what happens with Katy Perry every day. So here's Russell in New York today, giving us some chest action while promoting Get Him to the Greek, opening this weekend and, so far, generating some really, really great reviews. Full Story

Single Sean Penn lives in Haiti

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2010 10:12:05 June 3, 2010 10:12:05

In a tent working at a camp helping displaced earthquake survivors. He’s been there since a week after the disaster in January and has left only 3 times – for the Oscars, to lobby in Washington on behalf of Haitian relief, and for a fundraiser. Penn tells Vanity Fair – the issue with Elizabeth Taylor on the cover – that he was inspired to do more and give more after his son survived a life threatening brain injury. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2010 09:37:05 June 3, 2010 09:37:05

It’s the strangest thing: I keep finding a face in Christina Ricci’s dress, breasts, and stomach (The Superficial)

Mel Gibson and Kevin Costner sperm-off (Dlisted

Guerilla warfare in the Hollywood Hills! (Popeater)

The Other Girls of Twilight (The FABLife)

Hilary Duff in skinny jeans and heels (Hollywood Tuna)

A very leggy, very vampy Kristen Stewart in Korea (Pop Sugar)

See I thought Natalie Portman would be a real book reader too (Popoholic)

This is supposed to be provocative only the model is dull as f-ck (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cam nibbles on A-Rod’s top secret meal (Hollywood Life)

But doesn’t everyone want to dress like Cate Blanchett’s Elizabeth? (Go Fug Yourself)

GOOP tacos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2010 08:50:00 June 3, 2010 08:50:00

It’s a cooking video. I couldn’t make it all the way through. Besides, even I can make tacos without instruction from Gwyneth Paltrow and cooking non-Chinese food is not one of my great skills. You people measure too much, get too fixated on cups and tablespoons. Anyway, this week’s GOOP features my G showing you her Mexican and dropping some really lame lines. Full Story

The players and the WAGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2010 08:17:56 June 3, 2010 08:17:56

An armed guard service met Team England at the airport today in South Africa as the squad has now arrived in advance of the World Cup beginning June 11th. If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you probably know I’m an anglophile. So this is partly why I’ll be following the English side, yes. Full Story

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