Tall Girl Body

February 10, 2010 07:35:32 Posted at February 10, 2010 07:35:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am a short person. I also have stubby legs. The combination makes for some tricky wardrobe issues. So I know about short people dressing problems. Always wanting to be taller, I never thought about tall people dressing problems. Didn’t think they existed. But Katie Holmes keeps proving it over and over and over again – tall people have dressing problems too. Full Story

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Emily undecided

February 10, 2010 07:18:07 Posted at February 10, 2010 07:18:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

About her dress. Not sure if I like it. Not sure if it likes itself. Seems like a very undecided dress. Do you want to be long or do you want to be short? Of course she’s not the first to wear a dress of indecision but lately they seem to be so common. And maybe it’s the superstition in me, the trend gives me anxiety. Full Story

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February 10, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 10, 2010 07:00:52 Posted at February 10, 2010 07:00:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Vancouver for the Games? Made In Vancouver is a 15-day not-for profit festival showcasing only local Vancouver-based talent: musicians, visual artists, dancers, performance artists, films, entertainment, etc. Daily performances are between the hours of 2pm – 10pm by passionate artists who are pumped up to revive the arts in the city. Full Story

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Now that talk of a Brange breakup has temporarily abated, it’s time for Jennifer Aniston to dial it up hard. Gerry wasn’t in the picture for a couple of weeks there when the world thought that Brad might run back to his ex-wife.  Read Full Intro

The Poster Girl arrives & the Opening Ceremony

February 9, 2010 16:21:00 Posted at February 9, 2010 16:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In 2008, Michael Phelps was the US Olympic Team poster boy. For 2010, the US Olympic Team has a poster girl. Her name is Lindsey Vonn. Last week I contributed to a profile piece on Lindsey Vonn as part of CTV’s Olympic coverage. She was on the cover of Sports Illustrated and is featured in the much hailed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue – those images were just released today, click here Full Story

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Douchey misses Swifty?

February 9, 2010 13:49:56 Posted at February 9, 2010 13:49:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Swift is touring Australia. John Mayer, in yet another cryptic tweet, posted on his Twitter a while ago that he’s missing someone. What's that song that goes "It's a quarter after one, I just huffed a can of ceiling paint and I need you now?" I like that one. Full Story

Still designing

February 9, 2010 12:00:08 Posted at February 9, 2010 12:00:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh lawd, why? Katie Holmes is in New York. They say she’s there to scout for meeting for her label Holmes & Yang and to scout for material for the new line. Just did a quick google, this was the closest I came to actually looking at the items – click here Full Story

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You did good, New Orleans

February 9, 2010 11:11:59 Posted at February 9, 2010 11:11:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The people of New Orleans successfully inoculated themselves from Ebola. Normally Ebola cannot resist the Super Bowl. It spreads its sh-t all over the event, all weekend, an unstoppable viral contagion that decimates everything in its path. Last year Arizona was victimised by its disease. This year, it could have been New Orleans. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

February 9, 2010 10:42:53 Posted at February 9, 2010 10:42:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here we go. Aniston pulls the nipple out for The Bounty Hunter (The Superficial)

Oh Madonna. They need to work so hard to make you look fake (Dlisted)

The amazing story of an Oscar nominee and her mommy (Popeater)

Hilary Duff gets a Barbie fringe (Hollywood Tuna)

Daniel Craig for Haiti (Just Jared)

Angie goes to Haiti after the Super Bowl (Pop Sugar)

Amanda Seyfried’s legs. OMG. (Popoholic)

From year to year I can’t tell these girls apart (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lady Gaga Cash Money (Towleroad)

On anyone else, I’d agree with the girls. On Emily Blunt, I give it a YES (Go Fug Yourself)

Man vanity

February 9, 2010 08:30:00 Posted at February 9, 2010 08:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When the man is an actor this increases exponentially. Check out Bradley Cooper last night at the Valentine’s Day premiere. The Daily Mail pointed it out first, only they called him Renee Zellweger’s boyfriend, like that’s his primary identifier now. Full Story

Mom Hair ruins the dress

February 9, 2010 07:49:14 Posted at February 9, 2010 07:49:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is a Proenza Schouler. It’s exquisite. It looks great on her. And the shoes too. The Alba Bitch was beautifully styled at the Valentine’s Day premiere. But for the hair. Good God, when did she cut this hair? It’s not only that it’s Mom Hair, it’s also weirdly greased, almost like she realised the Mom was frizzing and she tried to tame it with her husband’s Vegas gel. Full Story

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