Smutty Tingles

November 18, 2009 11:22:34 Posted at November 18, 2009 11:22:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The rise of Neil Patrick Harris. Huzzah! (Popeater)

Rihanna dates down (Dlisted)

Why can’t I stop staring at this photo? (The Superficial)

Penelope Cruz’s gorgeous LBD (Hollywood Tuna)

Spittle has some eye issues (Just Jared)

Awww…Becks still carries his boys, even with a cast (Pop Sugar)

Lesbian sex tape is the new Dancing With The Stars (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How Country Bitch judged her boyfriend (INO)

Dina Lohan’s shoes – AMAZING. You MUST. (Cele|bitchy)

Now THIS is who impressed the most at the New Moon premiere. Note the shoes (Go Fug Yourself)

Glee Ballads

November 18, 2009 08:51:10 Posted at November 18, 2009 08:51:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? It’s a good day. Johnny, Alex, and GLEE tonight. This episode features Ballads and Endless Love. The promo is below. And the song, with VOs, is below that. I have the jumpy claps just thinking about Kurt’s crush on Finn. Speaking of Finn, here’s Cory Monteith in Toronto last night where he’s been on a press blitz after presenting at the Gemini Awards on Saturday in Calgary. Full Story

Second tier no-names

November 18, 2009 08:34:28 Posted at November 18, 2009 08:34:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twilight is a huge franchise. But only Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and maybe Taylor Lautner are now household names. The actors on the second tier are still greeted with a very loud WHO? Such was the case with Kellan Lutz the other night at the LA New Moon premiere afterparty when he was rejected at the door Full Story

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Photo Assumption Courtside Becks

November 18, 2009 07:43:36 Posted at November 18, 2009 07:43:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What do we have here? Sunday night at the Laker Game, David Beckham and his Galaxy teammates enjoying the game. Becks is all smiles, in a great mood. A fetching blonde approaches. With a phone and what appears to be a recording device in her hand. He does not look displeased. And she is biting her lip. Full Story

I got a feeling

November 18, 2009 07:04:00 Posted at November 18, 2009 07:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That tonight’s gonna be a good night… So far it’s been a good day. A great day. Johnny Depp as SMA and new photos of Alexander Skarsgard quivering our loins upon arrival at LAX. These are my favourite candids. His tousled hair, his casual clothes, his thin shirt clinging to his chest…all man. Full Story

Johnny Depp: The Sexiest Man Alive 2009

November 18, 2009 06:53:27 Posted at November 18, 2009 06:53:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny isn’t selling this year. But the magazine picked him anyway. And it’s the best choice, on so many levels. Because only Pitt and Clooney (before today) have held the title twice. JD belongs in that league. His selection however actually demonstrates that People Magazine is capable of critical thinking. Full Story

November 18, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 18, 2009 06:38:00 Posted at November 18, 2009 06:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Carrie and Brogan on your engagement and, um, what will Catherine’s bridesmaid dress look like? She asked me to plead her case. I expect a full update at the next Smut Soiree! Happy 21st Birthday Nicole! Attaching the photo of you at the Mall of Georgia with Fritz. SO cute. Am jealous about your guide dog training job. Full Story

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Star Magazine is swinging around some huge balls this week. Their cover story is about the GMD and Katie threatening to expose his secrets. Like how vain he is and how he can’t stop eating cheetos and obsesses about his weight and that she doesn’t know what he does at night because they don’t sleep together.  Read Full Intro

His farewell lap

November 17, 2009 15:30:23 Posted at November 17, 2009 15:30:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You have been a good and just King. A deserving Sexiest Man Alive. A kind, compassionate, generous, and gracious Monarch. Your reign has been peaceful, full of humour and humility, wit and Wolverine. Today you are running but tonight you will sleep with your crown one last time. Your successor will be less than you. Full Story