FNL in progress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 08:29:00 November 22, 2010 08:29:00

Written by Duana Season 5, Episode 4 I am writing this from a southern cottage of sorts. It’s a new thing for my family to go to so we can spend time together. It’s fun – and sunny– but because my dad is basically a crazy person it also means that I answer questions like “where are you going” constantly, often when the answer is ‘to the cupboard’ or ‘to the bathroom’. Full Story

Porny hides her ring...and not

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 08:20:26 November 22, 2010 08:20:26

Jessica Simpson arrived in New York last night with her fiancé/professional escort and her father. This combination... I mean... How would you like to hang out permanently with your fiance and your father? Look at the two of them side by side. They’re starting to have the same thighs. Gross. Full Story

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Rebound over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 07:38:13 November 22, 2010 07:38:13

British gossips are reporting that Kate Winslet’s post-divorce hookup with model Louis Dowler is done, that she took what she wanted from their four month romance, and has ended it now because she wants “to be alone” and to focus on her children. Dowler was apparently expecting to follow Winslet to Chicago where she’ll be shooting Contagion. Full Story

Spon`d Tingles:AMEX Potentialists travel the world

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 07:31:00 November 22, 2010 07:31:00

Last week we introduced the American Express Canada “Potentialist” – They are often ambitious people who are rethinking what life is all about and are finding ways to enrich their lives through meaningful experiences. For some it’s about the challenge of learning new skills or exploring new places as ways of expanding their lives. Full Story

They love Anne Hathaway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 07:09:24 November 22, 2010 07:09:24

Well they must, right? Because finally Saturday Night Live delivered a strong episode this weekend, probably the first strong episode of the season, with several very good skits – almost all of them were good, actually – and a great Update featuring Jay Pharoah’s killer Thanksgiving rap. Full Story

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November 22, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 06:37:32 November 22, 2010 06:37:32

This is for Jen in New Zealand who’s a little down, who feels left behind, who misses friends and mom, and it keeps raining in Dunedin. You asked Duana for more funny baby videos – I’m sure she has an entire library full of them but this is one of her favourites. You’ve probably seen it before many times but even if you have, or just in case you haven’t, check it out below because it actually gets funnier on multiple viewings. Full Story

Friday, November 19, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So...? Did you line up at midnight? Did you love it so much? Are you going back again this weekend? Our kids, they can act now, right? They were so great together, right? You don’t want it to be over, right? Thanks to all of you who’ve been sending me the video of Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and Tom Felton speaking American.  Read Full Intro

JailBait jealousy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 13:58:25 November 19, 2010 13:58:25

JailBait is just days away from no longer being JailBait. Miley Cyrus turns 18 on Tuesday. And she’s single now, having split again from Liam Hemsworth. Liam was spotted the other night leaving Las Palmas in Hollywood with a blonde who kept looking away from the camera like she really wanted to look into the camera. Full Story

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JT is a bottom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 13:12:20 November 19, 2010 13:12:20

“In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.” This might be my favourite sentence of all time. Thanks to all of you who’ve sent it along. I read it while eating my lunch – Gawker’s article on the Secret Sex Live of John Travolta – and I don’t think I want to read anything else all day. Full Story

Those are big shorts. For him.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 12:45:56 November 19, 2010 12:45:56

On days when I need a quick pick-me-up, I have list of Happy Shots. Images that instantly and reliably make me laugh. Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horrors, Tom Cruise looking like he’s having a wank in Rolling Stone, Liza Minnelli and David Gest’s wedding photo, there are about a dozen of them that always do the job. Full Story

He could be Haymitch too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 12:23:46 November 19, 2010 12:23:46

As noted previously in posts about The Hunger Games, my pick for Haymitch is Philip Seymour Hoffman. That said, Paul Giamatti works too. So many articles about Giamatti reference the fact that he’s not a pretty guy. Thing is though, he gets more, and lately better, than most of the pretty guys in the business. Full Story