Man vanity

February 9, 2010 08:30:00 Posted at February 9, 2010 08:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When the man is an actor this increases exponentially. Check out Bradley Cooper last night at the Valentine’s Day premiere. The Daily Mail pointed it out first, only they called him Renee Zellweger’s boyfriend, like that’s his primary identifier now. Full Story

Mom Hair ruins the dress

February 9, 2010 07:49:14 Posted at February 9, 2010 07:49:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is a Proenza Schouler. It’s exquisite. It looks great on her. And the shoes too. The Alba Bitch was beautifully styled at the Valentine’s Day premiere. But for the hair. Good God, when did she cut this hair? It’s not only that it’s Mom Hair, it’s also weirdly greased, almost like she realised the Mom was frizzing and she tried to tame it with her husband’s Vegas gel. Full Story

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Lovebirds leaving together

February 9, 2010 07:15:14 Posted at February 9, 2010 07:15:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The pretend kind. After a few days in Mexico celebrating her birthday, Fabulous at 41! was photographed leaving via private plane with Spittle and friends yesterday. This of course just days after Spittle made out with some random on the street in Venice Beach, much to the embarrassment of Jennifer and her publicist Stephen Huvane. Full Story

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Manslinger’s new producer

February 9, 2010 06:54:28 Posted at February 9, 2010 06:54:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They keep writing about Kate Hudson like she was ditched and sad post-split with ARod, heartbroken because she was hanging on to him too hard and subsequently rejected for wanting more than he was capable of giving. Please. They don’t know Kate Hudson. A Manslinger doesn’t cling. And it never takes long. Full Story

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Woah. Down girl

February 9, 2010 06:35:48 Posted at February 9, 2010 06:35:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is why Shelfy showed up on the carpet last night full of tryhardery and way, way, WAY overdressed. Full Story

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February 9, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 9, 2010 06:26:20 Posted at February 9, 2010 06:26:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Belated 40th Birthday Lianne G! Yes to hating on Gerard Butler, yes to not getting the Twilight, yes to Meryl, always Meryl, and yes to the old Iceman and memories of your Air Force beau. Gimme Shelter on February 17th! To benefit The Redwood. In support of women and children rebuilding their lives free from domestic violence. Full Story

Monday, February 8, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Thank you for all your messages of support and encouragement, for sharing your own family stories, for relating to the Canadian experience from wherever you are around the world, for your tweets, and for your heart-warming words in response to my post on Friday about carrying the Olympic Torch.  Read Full Intro

Much better Amanda and Temple Grandin

February 8, 2010 14:27:00 Posted at February 8, 2010 14:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore were in Paris today promoting Chloe with Atom Egoyan. Now this is great styling. It’s contemporary, it’s flattering, it’s appropriate... maybe it’s Tom Ford through Julianne finally channelling some Seyfried style. Or maybe it’s the effect of a winning box office. Full Story

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Bad cheese

February 8, 2010 13:54:12 Posted at February 8, 2010 13:54:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s good cheese (Mimi & Celine) and bad cheese. Bad cheese seems to be taking over Twilight. With the exception of Kristen Stewart and Jackson Rathbone, many members of the young cast are more “Hills” than Cool, more Audrina Patridge styles than KStew steeze. Taylor Lautner is getting cheesier and cheesier, same goes for Ashley Greene, and Kellan Lutz is the worst. Full Story

Tom Gun 2010

February 8, 2010 12:34:13 Posted at February 8, 2010 12:34:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If Maverick had a son? Please. Totally Taylor Lautner. Check out the Junior GMD on the beach during Super Bowl weekend festivities on Saturday. Like the classic volleyball scene or, as my friend Joey Gorgeous calls it, “the gay sporty scene from that homo porno about pilots”. After all these years, there is an heir to Tom Cruise. Full Story

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Porn then Punch

February 8, 2010 11:44:00 Posted at February 8, 2010 11:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night they loved it up at the Super Bowl, now they’re getting litigious. The Brange has called in the cavalry, their lawyers have been instructed to take some ass. Let’s review. Three weeks ago the earth stopped turning because word leaked that the Brange was done. Mainstream agencies including major network newscasts reported the story as fact, even though the source of the split was News of The World, a shady UK tabloid notorious for sketchy claims. Full Story