Thursday, September 9, 2010

Dear Gossips,

TIFF might be kicking off today but this has totally been Katie Holmes week. And Katie Holmes week is really Katie Holmes and Little Sci Suri week. Remember, motherhood is “dreamy”, right? It’s probably a chicken and the egg thing.  Read Full Intro

Clive is back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2010 16:35:18 September 9, 2010 16:35:18

He was at TIFF last year, saw him when he hit up a few parties including Soho House/Grey Goose and InStyle, and has returned to Toronto this year with Trust, directed by David Schwimmer about a girl who is the victim of an online perv. Clive and Catherine Keener play the parents. Clive will f-ck that dude up. Full Story

James Franco: writer, poet, not gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2010 12:36:29 September 9, 2010 12:36:29

Great article in The Advocate, cover subject James Franco. They straight up ask him if he’s gay. He says he’s not. The journalist keeps pressing and concludes that Franco, indeed, is not gay. It’s not People Magazine, it’s The Advocate. But somehow, like Jake Gyllenhaal, people keep thinking he’s gay because he’s played gay. Full Story

Judge Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2010 11:55:02 September 9, 2010 11:55:02

Jessica Simpson has a fashion line which, I guess, entitles her to be a judge on Project Runway. I mean... you’ve all seen how she dresses herself on important occasions, she totally has the eye for what works and doesn’t, right? Imagine you’re one of the designers. Imagine Jessica Simpson chooses you as her favourite. Full Story

Worried About My Girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2010 11:12:00 September 9, 2010 11:12:00

Written by Duana T All my friends know I’ve had a girl crush on Lauren Graham for awhile. Virturally all of them would say they don’t really get it. To me, she’s smart, funny, her not-all-that-often clips in the media are thoughtful and reflect that she’s basically aware that she’s just an actress and not that big a deal, she makes a big point of talking about how awesome her single dad was at raising her, and her red carpet outings are always interesting, never straight-up attention whore-y. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2010 10:55:02 September 9, 2010 10:55:02

Having a baby to stay sober? That’s what Lilo wants. (The Superficial)

Tom Ford is judging you while he walks (Dlisted)

Errr… KFed to the rescue? (Popeater)

Mila Kunis’s bony chest (Hollywood Tuna)

Blake Lively seems bored by her real job (Pop Sugar)

Emma Watson catalogue (Egotastic)

Why the F-CK does a 9 year old need a record deal??? (Just Jared)

Oh look. A perfect shot of her side tit (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sofia Coppola loves Twilight (Celebuzz)

What a strange motley crew cast… (Go Fug Yourself)

Johnny & Vanessa working together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2010 09:30:24 September 9, 2010 09:30:24

Not yet, but they’re talking about it. For a movie about Simone de Beavoir and one of her many lovers Nelson Algren with whom she had her most significant relationship. Vanessa Paradis confirmed that she and Johnny Depp are considering the project: “They're still writing the script but the idea would be amazing because it's such a beautiful story. Full Story

Tilda in Venice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2010 08:31:35 September 9, 2010 08:31:35

For Venus Noire last night. A vision. Tilda was there with Luca Guadagnino, her director from I Am Love. While promoting I Am Love a few moths ago, Tilda was interviewed by Katie Couric – did you ever see it? If no, it’s worth a look when you have some time. To hear her speak, so articulately, so elegantly, she is mesmerising. Full Story

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Beckham Porn Try

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2010 07:43:52 September 9, 2010 07:43:52

So there’s a new fragrance – Intimately Yours by David and Victoria Beckham. And this is the ad that comes along with it. I guess you have to believe that it could happen because they’re married. That they really would go for it in a lift, like Victoria is capable of spontaneity. I suppose. Full Story

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But she’s a mother!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2010 06:58:27 September 9, 2010 06:58:27

I love it when I overhear this in a dressing room at some store – oh I can’t wear this, I have children, oh I can’t wear this, I’m a mother. Gwyneth Paltrow was out in London last night at Stella McCartney’s, wearing Stella McCartney, and a pink bra on display for the paps. Full Story

Hamm, Affleck, and Renner’s great faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2010 06:29:00 September 9, 2010 06:29:00

This is for Sarah who wrote yesterday that she’s turning 28 today and is hoping for some extra Jon Hamm/Ben Affleck coverage when they arrive in Toronto for TIFF this weekend. Let’s get started then with the two of them in Venice. They’re promoting The Town which screened at the festival last night to solid reviews, as critics continue to be impressed by Affleck’s direction, many of them noting that he is developing a sure eye, and especially a gift for telling a story set in a specific neighbourhood, when the community becomes a driving force in the narrative. Full Story

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