But Jakey’s so close!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 15:00:12 April 15, 2010 15:00:12

Rachel McAdams will be spending the summer in France. She’ll be filming a Woody Allen movie with Marion Cotillard. Girlcrush overload, non? Oh and Owen Wilson is involved too. Today however Rachel was spotted in Toronto, out for lunch with her dad. Of course Toronto. Always Toronto. LA is not Rachel’s scene. Full Story

Naomi doubles at Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 14:00:38 April 15, 2010 14:00:38

As noted earlier, the Cannes line-up was released today and includes two films featuring Naomi Watts. She is the headliner in Woody Allen’s latest You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger with Anthony Hopkins, Josh Brolin, Freida Pinto, Antonia Banderas, and more and she stars as Valerie Plame opposite Sean Penn’s Joe Wilson in Doug Liman’s Fair Game which, if you followed in the news or if you’ve read her book, you’ll probably be quite eager to see. Full Story

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One Green Prune

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 12:48:46 April 15, 2010 12:48:46

It’s always better when the prunes double up but they have separate identities now. Still can’t distinguish what those identities might be but these are their wishes, we must respect them. Try. So MK Olsen turned up yesterday at the Grand opening celebration of Otarian: The Planet's Most Sustainable Restaurant on Bleecker Street in New York. Full Story

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Kick-Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 11:32:30 April 15, 2010 11:32:30

Finally. Kick-Ass opens tomorrow. I’d been jacked for Kick-Ass for several months as the online campaign began to gain momentum. I saw it at a press screening several weeks ago in an empty theatre with a handful of journalists and loved every minute. But I can’t wait to see it again with a full audience and… well… the opening credits. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 11:01:39 April 15, 2010 11:01:39

Lilo bails on court, goes and gets f-cked up instead. What’s up Dina!?! (The Superficial)

This…is bad enough. But imagine – there’s a broad out there who wants to MARRY HIM (Dlisted)

Celine Dion on paper. Read this and hear her voice. It’s The Best. (Popeater)

He says old lady, but I see Susan Sarandon and I can say not many other bitches could make this dress like she can (Hollywood Tuna)

OK so I don’t mean to preach, because I shouldn’t, but should a Men’s Health cover be a smoker? (Just Jared)

Don’t hurt my Jakey! (Pop Sugar)

Angie loves working with Brad (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

So somehow this sh-t got famous. And no one is watching Friday Night Lights. Great. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gemma Arterton. Great face. (Popoholic)

Amazing! Soft core True Blood. LOOK AT THEIR PRETEND ERIC! (Towleroad)

Frozen Yoghurt for Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 09:59:52 April 15, 2010 09:59:52

She and Keith Urban were photographed out for froyo yesterday with Sunday Rose in Studio City. Gran is currently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. Weird, non? Of course Nicole would never, ever be living in Hollywood it not for the work. What? Of course not. She’s so down home Nashville. Full Story

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Pip & Shelfy & Matt Morris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 09:27:01 April 15, 2010 09:27:01

This week’s Us Weekly is about Pippy’s love triangle – Cammie D vs Shelfy Biel and he’s loving every minute, deliberately “torturing” Jessica while he’s at work with Diaz. But as I wrote yesterday, Beige Biel has to swallow it. Because what else is there? While Cameron receives script after script, Biel is waiting for everyone else to pass before she can get her shot. Full Story

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She needs this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 08:55:59 April 15, 2010 08:55:59

Jennifer Lopez’s Louboutins, the song, wasn’t the hit she had hoped. And she’s had label problems. And despite her statement that she’s signing with Def Jam (has Def Jam even made that confirmation announcement yet?) there’s no doubt her status in the recording industry is not what it was in 2000. Full Story

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Jon Hamm, tight white shirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 08:25:24 April 15, 2010 08:25:24

Please. Why do I need to sell this to you? It’s Jon Hamm. THE END. He’s working on Mad Men, he was photographed on break yesterday, he hit up craft services, he’s beautiful and kind and perfect and funny, even when he’s not funny. Have you ever seen the video of Jon backstage at the Emmys and his joke bombs and he’s adorable anyway? Obviously it helps that he’s wearing the motherf-cking sh-t out of that suit. Full Story

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April 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 07:36:28 April 15, 2010 07:36:28

Simone – good luck on Friday and CONGRATULATIONS! Admire you so much for going back to school. You’re right. It is NEVER too late. Celebrate this weekend AND on June 18. And if I’m around, I’ll toast you too with the girls! Happy belated Birthday Emily! 21 with 12 years experience sounds good. Full Story