The King of Comedy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2010 09:33:32 August 3, 2010 09:33:32

Written by Sarah The first time I saw Will Ferrell was at a comedy showcase in Los Angeles. Ten stand-ups, me included, were invited to perform for an industry crowd. TV execs, studio reps, and agents were the only invitees--the absolute worst crowd a comic could ever go in front of. Full Story

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Prospera is busy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2010 08:34:46 August 3, 2010 08:34:46

Have a look at Helen Mirren yesterday on the New York set of Arthur starring Russell Brand. She plays his nanny or something. Now that is not a Lara Flynn Boyle face, is it? I see age on that face. A LOT of age. And is age a bad thing? Well, let’s consider what’s going on with Helen Mirren. Full Story

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How does this happen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2010 08:09:24 August 3, 2010 08:09:24

Seven years ago, Lara Flynn Boyle was parading around on the red carpet at the Golden Globe Awards in a tutu skinny as f-ck and denying there were problems. Now? Her face is falling down. Like literally sagging off her bones. From the weight of whatever it is that she’s pumped into it. This is Lara Flynn Boyle at the Farmer’s Market in LA on Sunday. Full Story

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Winona’s day off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2010 07:37:55 August 3, 2010 07:37:55

Maybe it’s growing up when she was at the height of her fame, whenever there’s a Winona Ryder sighting, I always care. She was photographed in New York yesterday, shopping, out and about, maybe that’s her boyfriend, and she looks alright, all things considered, and certainly MUCH better than Lara Flynn Boyle. Full Story

Monday, August 2, 2010

Dear Gossips,

We are still in Vegas. Spent all day yesterday at the Euro pool at the Encore where, on this occasion, as my friend Lo declared, Tara Reid was apparently the patron saint. Franken tits everywhere. Like, are the scars supposed to be that prominent? At noon they were refusing to pay for their exclusive cabana lounge chairs ($500/day + fee for the cabana), promising the manager that they’d remain topless if he’d pro-rate them instead for the duration of their stay.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 12:09:59 August 2, 2010 12:09:59

Gisele Bundchen, sanctimonious mother. But her kid was born toilet trained and perfect. So she’s better than you. (Dlisted)

Oh look. She’s eating a penis pop and you’re making her rich (The Superficial)

Um, aside from Jon Hamm, we ALL need to work for Mad Men (Popeater)

Who’s paying for this if Kanye quit her? (Hollywood Tuna)

Becks gives daddy kisses and waves. So cute. (Just Jared)

Kellan Lutz: the douchiest looking putting stance ever (Pop Sugar)

Justin Timberlake’s bad acting kissing. Awkward. (ASL)

Kelly sandwiched by famewhores (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The travelling children of Madonna (INO)

The Chosen One wants the Jolie to cut her hair (Cele|bitchy)

Porny’s love pattern

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 11:41:54 August 2, 2010 11:41:54

F-ck. And I was hoping this time that it would be different. I’m a stupid bitch, I guess. Because my Porny, well, she has her love patterns. And she never breaks them. What happens is that Jessica Simpson falls for men she perceives to be superior. Some were even embarrassed by it. John Mayer was embarrassed by it. Full Story

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I am not my brother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 10:54:38 August 2, 2010 10:54:38

Casey Affleck’s messy legal battle is getting worse. Another lady who worked on the set of his Joaquin Phoenix doc is suing him for being a sexual freak, allegedly sneaking up on her in the middle of the night and getting into bed and demanding to sleep with her. Casey’s team is accusing this second lady of opportunism on the heels of the first suit, denying everything. Full Story

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No Italian Queen to make coffee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 10:19:00 August 2, 2010 10:19:00

Amidst a scandal in Italy that has the Italian Queen linked cocaine use and prostitution, George Clooney was spotted in Milan today shooting yet another commercial for Nespresso. I’ve attached a couple below but go to YouTube and they’re all over the network. That useless Camilla Belle is in one of them, probably the one where he looks best. Full Story

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Drizzy plays home and brings friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 09:34:00 August 2, 2010 09:34:00

Drake performed at the Molson Amphitheatre last night in hometown Toronto. "I love this city with my entire life.” It was the last stop on his Away From Home tour and he was joined onstage by Rick Ross, Fabolous, Young Jeezy, Kardinal Offishall and... Well can you imagine the reaction for Drizzy + Shady? HOT. Full Story

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