Cardigans and shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2010 11:22:25 May 24, 2010 11:22:25

After a few days spent quivering bitches on the French Riviera, Ryan Gosling arrived back in LA on Saturday in a different but similar cardigan and his white shoes. The same shoes he wore to the party. The same shoes he wore at the photo call. Am jealous. I went to Cannes hauling 2 suitcases for wardrobe. Full Story

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Unbuttoned for court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2010 09:42:33 May 24, 2010 09:42:33

You’re in deep sh-t with the law. The judge is pissed at your punk ass. You’re already 2 (business) days late for your appearance. So what do you wear when you finally make it to your hearing? If you’re Lindsay Lohan, it’s a tight white shirt with the buttons undone to expose some tittays for the paps. Full Story

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Javier celebrates with Pene and ma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2010 09:23:42 May 24, 2010 09:23:42

Javier Bardem was awarded Best Actor at Cannes last night for his work in Inarritu’s Biutiful, sharing the honour with Elio Germano. Javier has been accompanied in Cannes by Penelope Cruz who has remained very low key, declining to walk at official functions, preferring instead to let her boyfriend work the carpet as she has ducked into the palais without fanfare, sitting beside ma in the theatre. Full Story

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Charlotte closes Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2010 08:45:00 May 24, 2010 08:45:00

The antithesis of Kate Beckinsale, and perhaps the only bitch with a fighting chance at making a full body denim dress look presentable, this is the inimitable Charlotte Gainsbourg at the Cannes closing last night to present her latest The Tree, directed by Julie Bertuccelli. Last year Charlotte won Best Actress for her work in Antichrist. Full Story

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It’s her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2010 07:21:51 May 24, 2010 07:21:51

Ten days ago I wrote about Elisabetta Canalis on Twitter. At the time it wasn’t slamdunk. Many of you totally bought it, others remained sceptical. Would George Clooney really allow his Italian Queen to participate in a medium he has on several occasions said that he abhors? It seemed unlikely. Full Story

Thoughts on Lost

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2010 07:13:14 May 24, 2010 07:13:14

I am not the expert. Not even close. I barely understand about the polar bears. And last night during a live chat on CTV.ca, I was clearly the token idiot they invited just to make sure that the really smart analysts had a f-cking moron to bounce off of. As noted, Doc Jensen at Entertainment Weekly and Nikki Stafford Full Story

May 24, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2010 07:07:11 May 24, 2010 07:07:11

To Kym and Lisa, Happy Birthday to 2 fabulous ladies! Kym, we hope Victoria grows on you! We love you! Hope Tofino was great! Love the Mayne Crew. Happy 30th Birthday Laura! Am attaching for you some Joshua Jackson, as seen last week at the Fox upfronts, arriving with Diane Kruger. When I spoke to Diane at the amfAR gala last Thursday, I asked her where he was. Full Story

Friday, May 21, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Spittle saved my ass last night. Might not be as dramatic for you as it was for me but one day, looking back on my life, it may be a turning point, when all things hinged in the balance and, as unlikely as it seems, he was the one who came to the rescue at AMFAR.  Read Full Intro

FNL Emmy Campaign!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 12:50:35 May 21, 2010 12:50:35

Written by Jacek If you read this site on even a casual basis, you know how much we love Friday Night Lights and that it’s a shame it doesn’t get more attention cause the Minivan loves sh-tty shows. Lainey’s gone on about why the show is so great but I’ve never tossed in my two cents. Full Story

She’s looking better with age

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 11:57:32 May 21, 2010 11:57:32

Written by Jacek Kirsten Dunst is by no means old but when I look at these photos of her at the amFAR event last night and earlier in the day with James Franco on a local French television show, I’m thinking she’s starting to lose the baby fat and mature a bit. Full Story

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