April 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 07:36:28 April 15, 2010 07:36:28

Simone – good luck on Friday and CONGRATULATIONS! Admire you so much for going back to school. You’re right. It is NEVER too late. Celebrate this weekend AND on June 18. And if I’m around, I’ll toast you too with the girls! Happy belated Birthday Emily! 21 with 12 years experience sounds good. Full Story

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Today is Tabloid Wednesday. And none of them are accusing Angelina Jolie of abusing Brad Pitt and her children. Or cheating with the President of France. So far. Instead Star Magazine says she’s 3 months pregnant. It’s either one way or the other with those two: break up or babies.  Read Full Intro

She really does have a great ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 15:46:55 April 14, 2010 15:46:55

Jennifer Aniston hikes up her jeans today on the set of Just Go With It with Adam Sandler. A really great ass. It could rival her hair. But dude, what is her deal with wedge heels? And why Lola Vie??? According to Life & Style (I know…) Aniston is launching her own fragrance. And she’s calling it Lola Vie Really? Lola Vie? Yeah, she’s full of clichés but Lola Vie? Even by her Chicken Soup cliché standards Lola Vie seems rather bromidic. Full Story

Babies & Manolos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 13:44:25 April 14, 2010 13:44:25

Oh well now this is convenient. Sarah Jessica Parker was out with her twin(s) today in New York. Two different sets of photos, two differently dressed babies, and one Manolo Blahnik shopping bag. Guess who loves Manolo Blahnik? Of course. Carrie Bradshaw. Get what movie is coming out soon? And the new poster was just released this week. Full Story

Clubbing with the Crank

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 12:32:32 April 14, 2010 12:32:32

Lindsay Lohan these days is not unlike Ebola Paris Hilton. You must be careful with the association. Because that sh-t will bring you down. And there’s no benefit to befriending Lilo right now. Maybe anymore. Especially not with a career as hot as Sam Worthington’s. Although he’s not my quiver preference, there is no doubt that Worthington doesn’t have to wait around long for phone calls these days, if at all. Full Story

Angie’s dressing gown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 11:47:59 April 14, 2010 11:47:59

You know, I never thought Angelina Jolie was be a dressing gown kind of woman. My Angelina Jolie sleeps naked. Having said that, in my Jolie fantasies, she never has to worry about propriety while holding her children out in public on a balcony announcing to the world that relations are solid between her and her in-laws. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 11:13:11 April 14, 2010 11:13:11

Heidi’s plastics bite the hand that made them (The Superficial)

So what’s worse? Whitney unplugged or JLo unplugged? (Dlisted)

What? Madge doesn’t know Glee??? (Popeater)

My doppelganger is blonde now. But still stank. (Hollywood Tuna

Kellan Lutz bares his nipples. Again. Because, really, what else does he have? (Just Jared)

Becks goes to the game in plaid with cast (Pop Sugar)

Matthew Fox’s flower-losing (The Blemish)

Why does everyone look like a Real Housewife of Something these days? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Scarjo’s great new ads for Mango (Popoholic)

Is he wearing pants…or a diaper? (Go Fug Yourself)

Pippy’s love triangle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 10:00:25 April 14, 2010 10:00:25

Us Weekly’s cover features Pipsqueak in the middle flanked by Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel. Us was also the publication several months ago that reported that Justin and Jessica had split, just before she apparently rushed back to LA from Vancouver to plead with him to reconsider their relationship. Full Story

Twilight unfinished

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 09:25:00 April 14, 2010 09:25:00

Exclusive Twilight Eclipse opens in June. But the film isn’t ready yet. Multiple sources have confirmed to me that some key scenes need to be reshot including footage between “Bella” and “Edward” in the meadow and a few fight sequences. They’ve been waiting for weeks to confirm dates but have had to work around Robert Pattinson’s schedule. Full Story

Gwyneth’s 1994

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 09:11:00 April 14, 2010 09:11:00

Exclusive What was she doing then? Who was she loving? Oh you remember, don’t you? As noted yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow taped an episode of The Marriage Ref this week. Thanks to JJ I can report some exclusive details about the episode obviously before they edit. My G is on a panel with Jerry Seinfeld and a comic called Greg Giraldo. Full Story