Crank & Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 07:10:09 May 27, 2010 07:10:09

It’s comedy hour courtesy of Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter. As you know, she’s now wearing a monitoring anklet, has been ordered by the court to stay off drugs and alcohol, and is not allowed to leave Los Angeles for “work”. Full Story

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Jake Gyllenhaal came to etalk yesterday and the entire studio dissolved into a puddle. No, actually, not just the studio. I’m told that they were even gushing in the control room. So Jake is so charming, you don’t even have to be anywhere near him.  Read Full Intro

The GMD and striped Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 14:13:55 May 26, 2010 14:13:55

Like I said, this guest list at the National Movie Awards tonight in London was quite impressive. Tom Cruise is a major get. And he showed up tonight with a geo-striped dress that looks better when she’s stationary than when she’s moving around. Partly because I think the booties are too heavy with the length and also because her gait isn’t great. Full Story

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Three Whiskers has more whiskers than James Franco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 13:35:01 May 26, 2010 13:35:01

But right now they look very similar. Here’s Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom tonight in London at the National Film Awards. Damn. It’s been a long, LONG time. Remember when Orly was a big deal? Sometimes a pretty face really isn’t enough. Orly has however been working on smaller projects now and again the last 2 years or so, and it was just announced this week that he’ll play the bad guy the Duke of Buckingham in the upcoming 3D reboot of The Three Musketeers. Full Story

Pink for Gwyneth again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 13:24:14 May 26, 2010 13:24:14

It’s the automatic association, non? Pink Ralph Lauren at the Oscars. And tonight in London at the National Movie Awards – the event is attracting an impressive guest list – Gwyneth Paltrow arrived in bright pink, and very blonde, in a dress I LOVE so much for the construction. So much. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Twitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 12:49:40 May 26, 2010 12:49:40

Apparently she’s taken down Ashton Kutcher for Twitter supremacy and now has more followers. At least that was 2 days ago. Sh-t happens so fast on Twitter, and Justin Bieber fans are so f-cking crazy, they’re probably mobilising to make him #1 by tomorrow. This though illustrates Twitter’s weakness. Full Story

Nothing remarkable here

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 12:13:15 May 26, 2010 12:13:15

This is Kate Hudson on the set of Something Borrowed today in New York wearing a Housewife of Something costume with her hair extra curly. Looks like she’s going to a barbecue over at the Jones’s house down the street. She will bring a salad. Manslinger is working on the movie with an attractive man called Colin Egglesfield. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 11:10:00 May 26, 2010 11:10:00

This is what makes me crazy. When a f-cking reality show stroller pusher acts like she’s Jennifer Lopez. (Popeater)

Adrien Brody once again validates his dismissal from the Freebie 5…FOREVER (Dlisted)

This lady probably makes more money than Lindsay Lohan (The Superficial

Victoria Beckham in a really, really short skirt (Hollywood Tuna)

Dear Russell Brand: why bother with any buttons at all? (Just Jared)

Heidi Montag is Sean Young (Pop Sugar)

How Heidi Montag talks to God. A must read. (Towleroad)

Miranda Kerr Elle photoshoot (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rossum the Wookie? (TinselClown)

Katherine Heigl pisses off Ashton Kutcher AND her husband (Cele|bitchy)

She’s a Roberts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 10:07:07 May 26, 2010 10:07:07

Her father’s daughter and her aunt’s niece – this is Emma Roberts last night in London at the premiere of her new film 4321. Afterwards she hit the party. And seemed to enjoy it, ciggie dangling out of her mouth, ready for a late night. Oh young Emma. Just 19. There’s hope for you yet. Full Story

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Sex & the City 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 09:29:53 May 26, 2010 09:29:53

Major spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned. I have a friend who told me: Never see a movie featuring white people on camels unless it’s an historical drama. Word. Oh but you will go see SATC2 anyway. Even though it’s getting annihilated by critics, even though I’m about to annihilate it here, you will see it for the Dress Porn, which is fine, if that’s all that the film is declaring itself to be. Full Story

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Porny in the face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 07:51:14 May 26, 2010 07:51:14

Jessica Simpson attended the Gracie Gala last night in Beverly Hills and was honoured with the 2010 Dove Real Beauty Award for her “substance and spirit” as a positive public representative for girls... what? I’ve decided to no longer question this sh-t. Famous people receive awards. Full Story

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