Thursday, February 4, 2010

Dear Gossips,

My mother practically skipped off the plane yesterday. And showed herself off. And demanded to have her photo taken posing hard in a pink coat. Then she changed into black leather pants and a red blazer for dinner with my inlaws.  Read Full Intro

Which portrait is the fairest?

February 4, 2010 15:20:15 Posted at February 4, 2010 15:20:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue features skinny white girls on the front and actor/director portraits inside, all of them by Annie Leibovitz and much more interesting than the banality on the cover. Not to say that individually, those girls are delightful, but again, the lack of diversity was troubling, a reflection of that industry and also our own tastes. Full Story

No Porny Riggins

February 4, 2010 13:55:24 Posted at February 4, 2010 13:55:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Easy. Don’t panic. There’s no need to panic. Your emails, your anxiety, I totally get it. But unfortunately there is no reason to be alarmed. I say unfortunately because, unlike most of you, I totally want Jessica and Taylor Kitsch to be f-cking. Alas, they are not. The report originated in Star Magazine or some sh-t. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

February 4, 2010 11:09:00 Posted at February 4, 2010 11:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what happens when you fall off the A List (Dlisted)

Finally. A brilliant, BRILLIANT career move (The Superficial)

WHY AREN’T YOU LINING UP RIGHT NOW??!!?? (Popeater)

Ugh. Do we have to add tongue to her list of tits and ass? (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon, player (Just Jared)

Anna Paquin’s dressing problems continue off the carpet (Pop Sugar)

Jessica Biel – cheesy glamour shots! (Popoholic)

Cammie bendy in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Alba Bitch and her little bully (INO)

Why Swifty couldn’t sing(Cele|bitchy)

Manslinger’s open door

February 4, 2010 09:52:26 Posted at February 4, 2010 09:52:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s shooting a new film called Earthbound in New Orleans. Yet another romance, this time about a woman with terminal cancer who falls for her doctor. The doctor is played by Gael Garcia Bernal which you’d think would give the movie some more cred – GGB is definitely not McConaughey – but that title. Full Story

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Crack hoarder

February 4, 2010 07:55:56 Posted at February 4, 2010 07:55:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Crack tweeter, crack hoarder, fraud designer, used to be an actor...who else? It’s Lindsay Lohan. And she allowed cameras from The Insider inside her house to shoot her sh-t. Literally. She has sh-t everywhere. Her living room is a dump. A bedroom has been turned into a shoe storage. Racks and racks of clothing are jammed up against the walls. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: W Experts Search

February 4, 2010 07:45:09 Posted at February 4, 2010 07:45:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My friends know everything. I show up at Fiona’s three or four times a week and demand she cook for me. She knows about food. I called Justine two years ago when I was selling my apartment to help me stage it. She has the eye. Hayley, my trainer, works me out, teaches me how to recover, lectures me about a balanced diet, and texts me on Saturday nights to guilt me about my 4th Grey Goose. Full Story

GOOP can’t crop

February 4, 2010 07:27:16 Posted at February 4, 2010 07:27:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Flooded this morning with your emails about today’s GOOP and the presence of Kate Bosworth – what? Click here to see the newsletter in service of Meat Free Monday, a campaign supported by Paul McCartney whose thorough explanation of the Meat Free Monday initiative is the main post this week. Full Story

Teen Tom Cruise

February 4, 2010 06:36:16 Posted at February 4, 2010 06:36:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Lautner turns 18 next week. Last night he was sitting courtside at the Lakers game. Seems like a normal famous teen Wednesday night activity, right? Sure, totally normal. Except he was with adults. Surrounded by adults. A 17 year old who never seems to have any friends his own age. Aside from being photographed on dates with Taylor Swift, how often does he roll with a younger crowd? Where are his friends? Note to Lautner Management: must audition friends. Full Story