Get ready for Emma Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 09:09:00 September 7, 2010 09:09:00

On September 17th, when Easy A hits theatres, everyone will know Emma Stone. Let me squeeze in a little gloat here though, if you don’t mind? I’ve had an Emma Stone hard-on for a long time now. And I’ve also been saying Emma Stone is (just) one of the reasons why Lindsay Lohan needs to worry. Full Story

Red Riding Hood & Jack McPhee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 08:50:00 September 7, 2010 08:50:00

Amanda Seyfried and her Red Riding Hood co-star were spotted enjoying the view at Jericho Beach in Vancouver this weekend. Maybe I’m projecting but they seem wistful about the end of summer. All day yesterday, even though it’s been years since school was a reality, I was at once filled with dread and excitement, anxiety and anticipation. Full Story

The GMD vs James McAvoy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 08:06:26 September 7, 2010 08:06:26

Guillermo del Toro is making a movie called At the Mountains of Madness next year. He wants Tom Cruise in the lead. The studio however, not surprisingly, has a different preference: James McAvoy. I’m with the studio. You? Maybe the studio is spooked by the GMD’s recent box office mediocrity. Full Story

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Porny keeps giving it away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 07:34:37 September 7, 2010 07:34:37

Jessica Simpson tweeted the photo below the other day with the accompanying message:I met a wonderful man. Damn I'm lucky! Are you really? Or are you just really dumb? Everything about this screams sad. How she’s looking up at him adoringly, how she considers herself to be fortunate, as opposed to the other way around – after all, we’re not actually sure what Eric Johnson does for a living, and since he dropped out of a graduate school Full Story

On The Hunger Games series

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 07:09:02 September 7, 2010 07:09:02

The following post is heavy on spoilers. If you’ve yet to read Suzanne Collins’s series - The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, and Mockingjay – and intend to (of course you intend to!), please note that there will be several major plot revelations in the analysis below. Thank you for your emails and tweets about the book(s), the conclusion, the love triangle. Full Story

Keira’s bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 06:54:35 September 7, 2010 06:54:35

After several months of low profile living, Keira Knightley emerged in spectacular fashion this weekend in Paris to shoot an ad for Chanel wearing the most sublime suede camel catsuit and matching booties showing off a sleek bob. Love it. Keira has two films screening at TIFF: Never Let Me Go and the closing night film Last Night. Full Story

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Welcome back to school

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 06:22:21 September 7, 2010 06:22:21

How to get over your Labour Day hangover? Welcome back to school/work with some Ryan Gosling’s hot arms playing guitar in a white shirt and sunglasses as Dead Man’s Bones performed at the FYF Festival in LA on Saturday. Um, his bandmate Zach isn’t bad either. Go ahead, take a few minutes with your coffee, pretend it’s not Tuesday and a year until the next summer. Full Story

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September 7, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 05:56:09 September 7, 2010 05:56:09

Happy Birthday Zahna who is currently on vacation in Barcelona which should be enough you greedy bitch but Jamie said you’d also love some David Beckham and, really, who can deny you that? Enjoy! To Josee C from Rachelle P – Happy Birthday! And there will be a lot of Ryan Gosling coming up soon today, with a special bow around him just for you. Full Story

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Friday, September 3, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Can it be 90210 day every day? Can we pretend just for this video? I love this so f-cking much. See below (source Jezebel) And my other favourite video of the day is right underneath it – from the US Open last night, not what was happening on the court, but the drama that went down in the stands, captured by another member of the audience and, naturally, then posted on YouTube.  Read Full Intro

Nicole Richie’s dinner games

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2010 14:16:37 September 3, 2010 14:16:37

Nicole Richie covers the new issue of UK InStyle. She looks great, love the styling, and the interview apparently went much better in comparison to the one she gave the Telegraph when she was in London a couple of months ago. Maybe it was because she was tired...but her bitch was out. My favourite. After all, no one ever doubted, even after having children, that Nicole Richie has some attitude. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2010 12:23:11 September 3, 2010 12:23:11

Oh hell no. Chris Robinson bitch slaps Taylor Swift (Dlisted)

Did Crank Lilo hit a baby? (The Superficial)

So in other words, Kim Cattrall eats and SJP doesn’t? (Popeater)

Love Jessica Alba’s sheer blouse (Hollywood Tuna)

Errr..lady bones for Tom Hardy sweating (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart, fine. But why can’t there be better shots of Garrett Hedlund?!? (Pop Sugar)

Am now worried about Emma Watson (The Blemish)

Cheryl Cole’s calendar (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I never carry on an extra pair of shoes with me on a flight. And certainly not heels. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Every time Julia Roberts talks about her life fulfillment I roll my eyes (Cele|bitchy)