Miss Z’s cuteye and the Chosen One’s layers

March 16, 2010 15:48:00 Posted at March 16, 2010 15:48:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I want to be her kid and go to work in Italy. Miss Zahara looks like she’s so over the working though. Check out her sucking thumb cut eye combination. It’s a thing of beauty. Sophia Loren would approve. Angelina Jolie as you know is shooting The Tourist with Johnny Depp in Venice. Today she arrived on set with four children – Maddox, Pax, the aforementioned Miss Z, and the steezy One who is Chosen working a white toque and easy grey pants. Full Story

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No (more) baby mother drama?

March 16, 2010 13:18:25 Posted at March 16, 2010 13:18:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few weeks ago there were reports online suggesting that Gael Garcia Bernal found out that his baby mother Dolores Fonzi had been getting it on the side and that maybe the kid, a son called Lazaro, wasn’t his so he was demanding a DNA test to determine paternity. GGB immediately instructed his people to tell People Full Story

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Shia for the 5?

March 16, 2010 11:36:00 Posted at March 16, 2010 11:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is it about Shia LaBeouf I love so much? He’s been a dumbass behind the wheel, and those curious oedipal remarks, and he’s obviously an emotional brat, and still there’s something. Shia is an intense, compelling actor, even when she’s acting in sh-t. He’s watchable. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 16, 2010 10:40:00 Posted at March 16, 2010 10:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Too soon? Or don’t care? (The Superficial)

Un-fit Marky Mark requires personal service (Dlisted)

See? People with no taste just followed him back (Popeater)

Posh mourns Becks’s Achilles in flats (Hollywood Tuna)

I could have sworn Kristen Stewart would be a real book and pages kind of girl (Just Jared)

Angie & Johnny alternate schedules (Pop Sugar)

Why JailBait turned her back on the internets (The Blemish)

Jennifer Aniston is working with these breasts (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Pussy Cat dancing body – sick (Popoholic)

Sweet Glee, what the f-ck is Matthew Morrison wearing? (Go Fug Yourself)

Pipsqueak’s obsession

March 16, 2010 09:57:03 Posted at March 16, 2010 09:57:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s acting. He thinks he’s conquered music, he no longer has anything to prove in music, and now, by divine right, he needs to give the world his next gift which, naturally, is his Actor. Yes, Pip keeps insisting that his Actor gives us pleasure. That we want to watch him, to be entertained by him, to laugh with him. Full Story

Creating Sam Worthington

March 16, 2010 09:29:02 Posted at March 16, 2010 09:29:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now here’s a PR strategy, a well executed sales pitch. Sam Worthington’s people, no doubt, will tell you there’s no manipulation involved here because it’s not necessary, because their client is that genuine, that authentic, that REAL, even in UNreal Hollywood. Sure. Whatever the reason it’s working, the bottom line is it’s working. Full Story

Go home and regroup

March 16, 2010 08:07:00 Posted at March 16, 2010 08:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And tell your main ‘mo to grow some style. I’ve no doubt Ken Paves means well but his execution is for sh-t. Did you see Porny on The View yesterday? I couldn’t bear to look, I could only manage two minutes with the sound off. Some people can do animal print. On Jessica Simpson it should be outlawed forever. Full Story

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Skinny Spittle!

March 16, 2010 07:27:48 Posted at March 16, 2010 07:27:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wonder if Jennifer Aniston ordered him to get rid of his carb face because over the last couple of weeks, Gerard Butler has de-carbed considerably. Wonder if weight loss leads to spittle reduction? Check him out on Letterman tomorrow night. He was there last night to pre-tape his appearance, counting down to the end of this promotional push for The Bounty Hunter so that can go back to rice and pasta and a random piece on the side of the street if he so chooses. Full Story

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Monday, March 15, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I thought Jude Law did a great job hosting Saturday Night Live. Or maybe, being an anglophile, I was just too distracted by his accent. It just sounds so f-cking good. And, since he’s back together with Sienna, he looks really f-cking good too.  Read Full Intro

Johnny in his jammies!

March 15, 2010 14:16:28 Posted at March 15, 2010 14:16:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you a pyjama person? I am a pyjama person. Like proper pyjamas. Not random yoga pants and a t-shirt pyjamas. No, my sh-t is matching. There are bottoms that go specifically with a top and I have a 6 pairs in rotation, and most of them, but for 1, come from the Chinese mall. I also have very particular waistband requirements. Full Story