July 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 07:18:52 July 29, 2010 07:18:52

Happy 27th Birthday Sheena in Calgary with love and appreciation from your twin sister Lindsay in Ottawa who wants you to know how much she values your never ending support during her four years in residency. Here’s some Ryan Gosling to help celebrate the day. Note the one from behind with Michelle Williams. Full Story

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Dear Gossips,

If you golf, you know how I feel. Took me 6 years but I finally did it: I broke 100 yesterday and shot a career low 98 even after taking a 10 on a par 3 on the 5th hole! So of course all I keep thinking about now is how much lower I can go.  Read Full Intro

He’s mortal but he sucks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2010 13:59:06 July 28, 2010 13:59:06

Justin Timberlake is booking job after job. Acting job. He’s currently working on Friends With Benefits (seen here on set today in New York), he recently wrapped Bad Teacher, The Social Network opens in the Fall, and now he’s reportedly been offered the lead in I’m.mortal about the ability to stop aging at 25 but only if you have enough money. Full Story

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On Shelfy’s nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2010 12:22:33 July 28, 2010 12:22:33

A reader called Andrea wrote earlier today and noted the following: “Shelfy took it too far in the nose job, approaching MJ territory.” Then I happened to check the photo agencies and came across these two close shots of Jessica Biel’s face as she was signing autographs at Radio 1 in London today, still on promotion for The A-Team, and, well, we should discuss Andrea’s observation, non? That is indeed some serious nasal upturning. Full Story

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Spanish obsession poolside

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2010 12:07:00 July 28, 2010 12:07:00

Thanks to Palmina for sending the links. It’s Hola. And it’s Sara Carbonero on the cover without Iker Casillas taken during her holiday with him in California. Inside the magazine it’s more photos, likely enough to cause a minor sensation in Spain as the country’s current golden couple – young, successful, intoxicated with each other, and therefore we with them. Full Story

Tom Hardy wins me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2010 11:21:29 July 28, 2010 11:21:29

I wasn’t feeling it until Inception, and he was great in Inception. And my friend Caleigh interviewed him on the junket, said he was pure sex. He’s a beast for sure that Tom Hardy but now, now he’s a beast who might make it on the Five, especially since he’s so refreshingly candid, and I mean real candid, and not Hollywood candid, like the bullsh-t you read from most celebrity interviews. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2010 11:04:00 July 28, 2010 11:04:00

LOVE these photos: funny boys in their undies. Or not. (Popeater)

The Jolie taped her nipples – how is this news??? (Dlisted)

What’s involved in freeing Crank: Lindsay’s beauty priorities upon release (The Superficial)

Guy Ritchie’s new piece has a great body (Hollywood Tuna)

Angelina Jolie’s international wardrobe continues to disappoint (Pop Sugar)

Why isn’t Lourdes/Lola modelling these herself??? (The FAB Life)

Whose legs are skinnier? The Jolie or Ghetto Tits? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gaga makes out in a pool, underwhelming (E! Online)

Porny on Idol? It’s really her best move (Just Jared)

Where Johnny Depp is staying in Hawaii (Cele|bitchy)

Don’t stand so close to Bruce Willis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2010 10:27:56 July 28, 2010 10:27:56

Covering celebrities is a lot of hurry up and wait. Press events always require media to arrive early and then stand around for hours as the stars inevitably run behind. Boring as f-ck yes, but this is always when you exchange war stories, compare notes – who’s a great interview, who has an eating disorder, who can’t go five minutes with locking himself in the bathroom for a quick rail, who bites her fingernails and messes with your shot because she’s nic-fitting all over the junket room. Full Story

Jon Hamm Anchorman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2010 09:08:52 July 28, 2010 09:08:52

It’s a new interview with Parade Magazine, not exactly the most revealing of publications, but there are some great photos and of course a quote about marriage and his girlfriend Jennifer that most people will care about – click here Full Story

Remind me why Sucker Punch was delayed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2010 08:54:00 July 28, 2010 08:54:00

Written by Sarah I’m blaming it on director Zack Snyder’s animated flick Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole. (Really? Owls?) If not for the owls, Sucker Punch could be happening this October instead of next March. Full Story

The search for Lisbeth Salander

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2010 08:28:00 July 28, 2010 08:28:00

It’s become the most coveted role in recent memory – Lisbeth Salander, the badass heroine of Stieg Larsson’s Millennium series now being, ugh, adapted for the screen in America ... because people won’t read subtitles. David Fincher’s heading up the remake and Daniel Craig was just confirmed this week at Mikael Blomkvist. Full Story