Best of 2009: Johnny’s Birthday

December 31, 2009 15:06:53 Posted at December 31, 2009 15:06:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Entertainment Weekly named him Best of the Decade. For damn sure. He totally owned it. Up and down and all around, with the arty pics and the big blockbusters, and the cool factor, and the transition – from tortured bad boy to enigmatic family man, no one is the Depp. And this video of his birthday – a cake being presented to him in June in Puerto Rico during the filming of The Rum Diary, he is so humbled, genuinely moved by the gesture, and gracious in accepting it. Full Story

Best of 2009: Porny at the Chili Cook-off!

December 31, 2009 14:51:46 Posted at December 31, 2009 14:51:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. You know it was coming. There’s a special place in my heart for Jessica Simpson. She isn’t evil inside like Ebola Hilton. Porny’s issues stem from her father’s f-ckery, and the lack of true friendship and brain mass. But she’s not ill intentioned. There is genuine affection here. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 31, 2009 11:28:11 Posted at December 31, 2009 11:28:11
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See? SEE? This is the Stupid Generation (The Superficial)

This is what Victoria Beckham wants to do with a burger (Dlisted)

Halle Berry or Kate Winslet? (Popeater)

Molly Sims is FIT (Hollywood Tuna)

Taylor Momsen reads from Lindsay’s dialogue. Seriously. They say exactly the same sh-t (Just Jared)

MKO pre NYE hair (Pop Sugar)

Remember when she had a grill instead of a fake rack? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Next time Robert Pattinson opens his mouth try to find his chipped tooth (Cele|bitchy)

Cute and Cuddly Keira Knightley (Popoholic)

Jared Leto is so beautiful, WHY does he have to be such a f-cking skeeze (ASL)

Drink with GOOP on NYE

December 31, 2009 08:57:00 Posted at December 31, 2009 08:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The last GOOP of the year and Thanks God it has nothing to do with soul searching or recipes or parenting tips. GOOP’s NYE is all about the Drank. A selection of cocktails from famous places around the world starting with the Hemingway Bar at the Ritz in Paris. Full Story

Best of 2009: It’s a famine of beauty!

December 31, 2009 08:30:09 Posted at December 31, 2009 08:30:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a famine of beauty, honey! My eyes are stahving for beauty!This was my ringtone for a few months earlier in the year. Oh Andre Leon Talley. Oh Anna Wintour. Or Grace f-cking brilliant Coddington… It’s not just the quote, it’s every minute of The September Issue. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Hugh Grant on W

December 31, 2009 08:17:33 Posted at December 31, 2009 08:17:33
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W Network has a Hugh Grant run coming up for its Hooked on Hugh movie event (every Saturday night in January). Saturday, January 2nd starting at 6:30pm E/P it’s the premiere of About a Boy, followed by Love Actually at 9pm Eastern/Pacific. Both are vintage Formula Hugh. And hysterical. And two of my go-to favourites. Full Story

Boys and games

December 31, 2009 07:49:51 Posted at December 31, 2009 07:49:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt took his two older boys to Dave & Busters in Times Square last night. These places, they’re popping up everywhere. We drove by two going to my parents’ in Toronto. I feel like if I ever went inside, given how much you know I love children, that I wouldn’t come out alive. Full Story

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James McAvoy James Bond

December 31, 2009 07:38:29 Posted at December 31, 2009 07:38:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s to be a film about Ian Fleming and word is, James McAvoy will play him. Excellent. Love. Put him in a suit, let him speak freely, drink freely, and smoke freely. It’s a terrible thing to say but that image sexes me up every time. However it’s also true to life – Fleming died of a heart attack prematurely because of his excessive lifestyle. Full Story

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It wasn’t hard to find Chris Brown immediately after he beat the sh-t out of Rihanna, an act for which he was subsequently CONVICTED. Brown was jet skiing at Diddy’s, he was partying at Diddy’s, he was courtside at basketball games, he was clubbing, he was shooting videos, he was all over YouTube, he was tweeting, he was featured in a gloriously flattering article in People Magazine – so of course he didn’t feel a need to hide, or apologise, or feel embarrassed.  Read Full Intro

Marcus needs a seatbelt

December 30, 2009 12:15:04 Posted at December 30, 2009 12:15:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bradley Cooper was photographed leaving Renee Zellweger’s with his dog today, loading him into a crate before driving off. This is a good habit. It’s a habit we should emulate. Because Marcus travels shotgun and without a seatbelt. Yes, they make dog seatbelts. Go ahead, roll your eyes. M has never been a crate in the car dog. Full Story