Worst Friend Whore: Diddy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 07:03:04 January 17, 2011 07:03:04

This is why the Globes are by far the most fun to watch. Because of the cutaways. Because of what happens right before they go to commercial. When these motherf-ckers get up and start mixing tables. Like when Diddy stood behind Marky Mark, practically panting, waiting for Marky to turn around and acknowledge him. Full Story

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Worst But Best Red Carpet Interviewer: Alexa Chung

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 06:39:00 January 17, 2011 06:39:00

First let me just say that I love Alexa Chung. Her look. Her style. AND mostly that she’s f-cking out to lunch. When the press release came out that she’d be interviewing for NBC on their pre-show, it was Christmas. Because if you ever watched her MTV show back then, you know that that girl is LAZY. Full Story

Worst Tendrils: Country Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 06:29:17 January 17, 2011 06:29:17

This hair… is disgusting. What is it with people and tendrils? What exactly is the point? Are you down, or are you up? Are you insecure about your jaw? Are you posing for a wedding portrait at the mall? This side swept business with the prominent division of the crown lift bun action is also the mark of the tacky assness that characterises her repeated sartorial criminal activity. Full Story

Worst Globe Overkill: Olivia Wilde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 06:20:56 January 17, 2011 06:20:56

She’s a lovely girl. She’s really nice, she is. But… she needs to stop trying to make herself happen. I don’t understand why Olivia Wilde shows up at everything and suddenly books every movie. Who decided this? Do you feel her It? Because I don’t feel her It. All I feel is that dress blinding me. Full Story

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The Golden Globe Awards 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 06:07:47 January 17, 2011 06:07:47

Ricky Gervais, right? Not to be belligerent but if you’re reading this blog, and you’re a gossipy bitch, I won’t understand it if you come at me with – “he was so inappropriate”. He was exactly as we wanted him to be. He did not care. And he said the sh-t you want him to say. Full Story

Friday, January 14, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Really like the way Sony is rolling out this Oscar campaign for The Social Network while also taking the opportunity to hype up its next big star Andrew Garfield. He’s been visible and accessible on carpets, and at awards shows, and the Details Magazine cover and feature was nicely timed, and now, just days before the Golden Globes, the first photo of him as the new Spider-Man has been released.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2011 15:05:37 January 14, 2011 15:05:37

Fantasy Throwdown: Scarjo vs America’s Sweetheart? (Dlisted)

Girls who put makeup on just to post a picture on Twitter… (The Superficial)

Celebrities aren’t more fertile than you. They just have more money. (Popeater)

Now here’s someone who’s had a blank resume for years (Hollywood Tuna)

If you win this, please ask Jennifer Aniston if John Mayer peed on her (Pop Sugar)

Well here’s a good influence for Keira Knightley after her split (Just Jared)

Ummm…what genius thought Rossum and Vegas would go together??? (Celebuzz)

If she’s so brainy and funny, why is she tweeting her tits? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Christ. Where’s my Grey Goose? It’s an endless barrage of discouragement. (Pink Is The New Blog)

Ballet + KFed: like caviar and Cheetos? (Cele|bitchy)

How to wear a pink hoodie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2011 12:55:21 January 14, 2011 12:55:21

Man style is very important to me because I married one without any and it’s one of the chief complaints of my shallow life. The thing is, it’s not like I’m trying to force Jacek into a body type that isn’t his. What’s most excruciating is that Jacek is on the lean side, tall enough, and built like Beckham. Full Story

Hair Fountain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2011 11:03:37 January 14, 2011 11:03:37

That’s what my friend Lorella calls that sh-t that’s happening on John Travolta’s head right now. Those loops that go off to each side, like a Hair Fountain, see? Travolta showed up at the Breitling flagship store opening in New York last night. It’s been a good week for him. Full Story

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