Thursday, August 26, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Love London SO much. Took the Heathrow Express from the airport this morning, only 15 minutes, but free wireless on the train. This is civilisation! So Mark Salling, following yesterday’s report that he was stepping out on Naya Rivera, took to Twitter  Read Full Intro

Shop Watch > BumpWatch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 12:01:56 August 26, 2010 12:01:56

As you know, I hate BumpWatch. BumpWatch + a loose dress = sh-tty gossip investigation. It’s highly, highly unreliable. Shop Watch on the other hand is a much better indication of pregnancy. And it’s Shop Watch that is making me come around to the idea that our Mimi might just be expecting a rainbow. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 11:18:00 August 26, 2010 11:18:00

Hi Gossips. Thanks for all the ‘love mail’ for not posting your messages during the live blogs. F you too. Kidding. Stepping in for Tingles and we’ll have a bit more from Lainey after that, but it might be a short day because she’ll likely need start shoe shopping in London at sticker prices equal to those in Canada except at a 1.63 exchange. Lovely. - Jacek

Lainey thinks OW is becoming one of those Maxim pieces now but I don’t object one bit (The Superficial)

There’s nothing pea about Brian William’s cock (Dlisted)

Why would she sell the story when she just bagged 100+ million? (Popeater)

Take some fat from your lips and put it on your hips (Hollywood Tuna)

Quality talent on quality programming (Just Jared)

Charlize Thersey (Pop Sugar)

I’m all for big natural titties but these…I just wouldn’t know what to do with them. It’s all too much. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Always a bitch but always a hot one. #1 on the hf list for sure (Popoholic)

SERIOUS bitchface courtesy Drew (the FAB life)

Dear GOD! Someone please intervene (Go Fug Yourself)

Holiday clothes for Chinese people

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 09:56:00 August 26, 2010 09:56:00

When my mother sees this ensemble she’ll be all over me to buy it for her. Forget the House of the Sh-ts, Beysus should really be Made For China. It’s tacky, it’s gold, and there are 8s all over. Double 8s too. Really, you can’t go wrong. What’s our obsession with the Number 8? The word for 8 sounds kinda like the word for rich. Full Story

Chicken Fried PDA and bikini count

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 09:47:02 August 26, 2010 09:47:02

Britney Spears continues her holiday with Jason Trawick and today’s photos feature Fried Chicken in a green bikini after yesterday’s yellow one, its owner wrapped around her boyfriend in the water, the happiest she’s looked in a long time. I guess it’s not hard to be happy in Hawaii. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Halle & Gabriel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 09:28:44 August 26, 2010 09:28:44

Keeping it together for their daughter, Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry were in London this morning – me too! – hanging out with Nahla, furniture shopping, hitting up the London Eye, looking for the Queen at Buckingham Palace. Some reports suggest that Halle and Gabriel are trying to reconcile, that they’re giving their relationship another chance. Full Story

Was it a 2 for 1 deal?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 08:21:00 August 26, 2010 08:21:00

OK! Magazine had the exclusive on Hilary Duff’s wedding day – at a rumoured rate of $1 million – and now they’re publishing her personal honeymoon photos. Was it a 2 for 1 deal? Or was that extra cash money for the newlyweds? As you can see, there’s a pool shot and some flattering scenic pictures and oh, of course, the standard “Just Married” in the sand cheese photo now shared with millions of people in the pages of a celebrity weekly, rounding out their entire wedding march – from proposal to wedding to honeymoon, we’ve seen every step of the way! I guess when the work is slow, you take what you can. Full Story

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Short hair at home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 07:50:00 August 26, 2010 07:50:00

Emma Watson arrived back in London yesterday and hooked up with friends for dinner and a night out, photographed candidly for the first time at home with her new hair. The day before her boyfriend George Craig and his band One Night Only promoted their album at HMV. George apparently has competition in the form of wee Justin Bieber who wants to take Emma to one of his own shows Full Story

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August 26, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 07:33:12 August 26, 2010 07:33:12

Happy Birthday Nichola! Something slightly Harry Potter related? There’s an Emma Watson article coming up soon and as for a quick riddle – who went in for labia tightening surgery? Too much for a birthday or just smutty enough? And for Edith, leader extraordinaire to the 3rd Ottawa Girl Guides, on your 30th – Happy Birthday from Holly, Sarah, Laura, and Jen who are in awe of you all the time! Full Story

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Elin Nordegren just wiped out every other cover at the newsstand. By now you’re probably aware of at least some of the details in the People Magazine exclusive – that she did not beat the sh-t out of Tiger Woods with a golf club, that she had no idea he was cheating and so flagrantly, and that theirs was not a fake marriage.  Read Full Intro

Don’t f-ck with Santana

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2010 14:17:54 August 25, 2010 14:17:54

Favourite story of the day, oh la. Mark Salling was dealing with Naya Rivera. She thought she was his main girl. In his mind, supposedly, there is no main girl. There are several girls on rotation, just like Puck. So according to Us Weekly, when Naya found out, she went Carrie Underwood on his ass. Full Story

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