April 6, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2010 07:31:30 April 6, 2010 07:31:30

Don’t forget today! The BC SPCA and the District of Maple Ridge will hold a groundbreaking ceremony at 11am for a unique, environmentally friendly animal shelter. Address: BC SPCA/District of Maple Ridge Animal Shelter, 10235 Jackson Road, Maple Ridge. In addition to incorporating some of the most progressive animal welfare designs in North America, the new facility will be B. Full Story

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Monday, April 5, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Jacek has the worst style ever. He cannot dress. So if you buy him something nice, he won’t wear it. Jacek also doesn’t often want for things. When he does, it’s usually golf related and he takes care of it himself.  Read Full Intro

Aaron & Wossy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2010 16:48:00 April 5, 2010 16:48:00

He has a really cute giggle but Christ, Aaron Johnson is a terrible, terrible interview. You remember when Kristen Stewart was crucified last year on David Letterman because she was a terrible interview? It’s the same. And wouldn’t you know, they’re the same age. Only Aaron Johnson is engaged to be married to a 43 year old woman who is expecting his child. Full Story

Anna is beautiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2010 15:47:57 April 5, 2010 15:47:57

Anna Kendrick arrived back in Vancouver this weekend to resume work on the Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Seth Rogen project. She seemed to be in great spirits. Looks really, really gorgeous. Perhaps the most gorgeous I’ve ever seen her. And certainly more gorgeous than she’s been on the awards carpets. Full Story

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He’s not Captain America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2010 13:23:23 April 5, 2010 13:23:23

Chris Evans was confirmed last week as the new Captain America. Meh. Kinda bland. And he dated Jessica Biel. And Emily Blunt declined the female lead in the film. And the list of people they were considering wasn’t all that exciting. And Captain America isn’t Jon Ham…??? Captain America is the leader of the Avengers which means that eventually his team will include Iron Man and Nick Fury. Full Story

Josh Harnett > Ryan Phillippe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2010 12:31:00 April 5, 2010 12:31:00

Please. Josh Hartnett >>>>>>>>>>>>> Ryan Phillippe. ALL DAY. Abbie Cornish spent last week in New York shooting The Dark Fields with Bradley Cooper. By the weekend she was spotted in Santa Barbara hanging out with Josh Hartnett and his puppy. A reader called Nora wrote to tell me she saw them together. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2010 11:12:24 April 5, 2010 11:12:24

OMG. He is SO right about Nicolas Cage and Chad Kroeger! (Dlisted)

Yes. Because there’s NO CURE for being an ASSHOLE. (The Superficial)

She makes up a rumour, then she denies it. Is there a “wolf cry” consequences for f-cking around with your marriage? (Popeater)

Heidi Montag has made Audrina’s fake tits somewhat palatable (Hollywood Tuna)

Mischa Barton continues to wear clothes for her old body (Just Jared)

Taylor Lautner has no friends to take to the Laker game (Pop Sugar)

Avril Lavigne trading up? Or down? (ASL)

Don’t know who she is, don’t know what she’s wearing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

SJP’s cute chubby twin already weighs more than she does (INO)

Mary Kate & Ashley Elvira Twins (Cele|bitchy)

Annie running

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2010 10:00:00 April 5, 2010 10:00:00

I’m not one to rag on a bitch’s workout gear. Whatever. It’s sometimes worse when she’s head to toe in matching pink Lululemon and a blowout with totally inappropriate footwear. Or the “last chance at love” cougar and her gels nails wafting perfume all over the cardio section hoping to bag a young stud. Full Story

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No Easter for the GMD?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2010 09:26:25 April 5, 2010 09:26:25

Does Xenu hate the Easter Bunny? Are Church members prohibited from celebrating? Katie Holmes is currently in New York to work on her next film Son of No One. Little Sci is with her and the two have been photographed everywhere the last few days. Yesterday they were out and about enjoying Easter – at the theatre, at a bakery, at a tea party… and no GMD trailing along. Full Story

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