Hey Judge - she looks worried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 08:41:36 May 20, 2010 08:41:36

Lindsay Lohan spent all night worrying about that passport, hurrying to get back to America for her court appearance. She looks it, non? Here's Lilo in Cannes last night at a yacht party, feeling the pain of losing her travel documents. Does the judge read blogs? Does she look at the photos? You f-cking dumbass. Full Story

GMD & Son

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 08:23:36 May 20, 2010 08:23:36

Connor Cruise, 15, accompanied his father to the Laker game last night, sitting courtside with Jeffrey Katzenberg. Connor is pursuing an acting career, has a small part in the upcoming Red Dawn. All of a sudden he’s like a full blown adult. Remember how young he looked when the GMD married Robo? And now a proper young man, very handsome, and taller than dad without having to wear wedge heels. Full Story

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Ladycrushing on Naomi Watts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 08:15:00 May 20, 2010 08:15:00

Written by Sarah There are so many reasons to like Naomi Watts. She is capable of being one of the most glamorous women on any red carpet, but she understands when it isn’t her show and she doesn’t steal the spotlight. I can’t tell you her kids’ names, nor could I pick them out of a lineup. Full Story

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Spns’d Tingles: More His & Her Showcase

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 08:03:26 May 20, 2010 08:03:26

Showcase’s His & Hers blockbusters continue this week on Action and Showcase Diva. There are titles for “him,” titles for "her" and titles couples can watch together. This week it’s Fool’s Gold – May 22 at 9pm on Showcase Diva and The Simpsons Movie – May 23 at 9pm on Action. Full Story

A leather suit and Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 07:33:00 May 20, 2010 07:33:00

As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. Full Story

Calling all starlets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 06:56:19 May 20, 2010 06:56:19

And they’re all calling their agents. Because Megan Fox has given them all a gift. As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Fox will not be a part of Transformers 3. Nikki Finke at Deadline first broke the story yesterday – that Michael Bay had had enough of Fox’s sh-ttalking and dumped her plastic ass from the third film, due in theatres July 2011. Full Story

May 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 06:36:00 May 20, 2010 06:36:00

Happy Birthday Pam. I received your Mr Darcy postcard from Bath and hope you are surviving the 429km hike along the Pennine Way. If I wasn't an atheist, I'd be praying for you. Kelly (photos of Colin Firth were requested as encouragement). To Pam in Toronto from Jen in Paris – Happy Birthday! Am told you love Eurotrash. Full Story

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Interviewed Ryan Gosling last night and am in bad state. He’s just... I mean... I can’t... Yesterday I loved my job very much a lot. Not even I can find something to complain about when going to work means covering the Blue Valentine afterparty.  Read Full Intro

Mr Schue’s sweet potato Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 13:53:01 May 19, 2010 13:53:01

Um... Matthew Morrison in Vogue. Have you seen it? Damn. I have a lesbian friend who even enjoyed looking at the ab shot. When I had dinner with Matthew, Mark Salling, and Kevin McHale in Vancouver during the Olympics, he mentioned this photoshoot and we all talked about working out and how to get ripped quickly and they told me about this Sweet Potato Diet that a lot of people in Hollywood rely on and you do it for like two weeks, just sweet potatoes, and it sucks all the water and the fat out of your body and, well, the result might be like this. Full Story

Blue Valentine last night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 12:01:14 May 19, 2010 12:01:14

It’s too f-cking much how hot he is. These photos? These photos are distracting you. But they’re nothing compared to what it’s like in person. When he’s right in front of you wearing the sh-t out of a Burberry tux. And tall. And clean shaven. And talking to you. And smiling. And teasing. Full Story

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