Elephants, boykissing, blogs, whiners & Twi-Hards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 13:07:00 June 24, 2010 13:07:00

A lot to cover in this article so let’s make an agenda: 1.Eclipse the movie2.Gloating3.Cute banter4.Cute girlfriend defence5.Whiny defensive girlfriend6.Bitching about bloggers7.Pretty boy + elephants 8.Crazy bitches in the line-up Ready? The cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly declares that Eclipse is the best movie in the Twilight series so far. Full Story

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Saoirse in green and as Katniss?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 11:28:40 June 24, 2010 11:28:40

Acclaimed young actress Saoirse Ronan attended the Irish premiere of Shrek yesterday in a pair of steezy pink chucks with a blazer, topped off with light green Ray-Bans which obviously I love because I have them too. (Photo attached from Barbados) Saoirse, now 16, is always at the top of the list for discussion on who should play Katniss Everdeen in Suzanne Collins’s The Hunger Games film adaptation. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 11:01:30 June 24, 2010 11:01:30

Who got pervy at a rub’n’tug? (The Superficial)

Skank self love...and Helen Mirren had to stand next to it (Dlisted)

Yeah so this is Gisele after baby. Bitch. (Hollywood Tuna)

JailBait Cyrus thinks she empowers girls (Popeater)

Megan Fox’s replacement for Burberry (Just Jared)

Look at Beyonce’s beautiful summer hair and skin (Pop Sugar)

Robert Pattinson says Kristen Stewart is a “real woman” (Hollywood Life)

Zoe Saldana: great dress, great ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Salma! White dress! Tittays! (Popoholic)

5 years ago? Not fug. Now? FUG. Definitely fug. (Go Fug Yourself)

These pictures are not for the fickle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 09:30:38 June 24, 2010 09:30:38

We discuss this all the time, how I can be so fickle. Laura’s Robert Pattinson problem is now 18 months old. This is a ridiculously long time for a celebrity crush. When I tell her this she tells me that I have no loyalty, and that she doesn’t understand how I can go from love to hate so quickly when my crushes are over. Full Story

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Maybe not in photos?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 08:53:25 June 24, 2010 08:53:25

I wonder if these pants look better in person than in photos. The camera widens. It’s horribly inhumane. And unforgiving. And our Porny, she has so little margin for error. I know because I am the same. I have short stubby legs and wide shoulders. So maybe these pants looked great in person. Maybe in person they don’t give her the stumps. Full Story

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Robo’s expensive sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 08:14:00 June 24, 2010 08:14:00

I am, like you, still flummoxed that Katie Holmes can sell her clothes at Maxfield. And that fashion magazines have stitched themselves inside her ass praising the designs...what? Elle. Just did a profile on Holmes & Yang, the label, with a cost listing on several items. The price point is absurdly super luxe. Full Story

JGL + Devon Aoki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 07:44:18 June 24, 2010 07:44:18

A lot of people think she’s weird looking. I think she’s amazing looking. SO exquisitely beautiful. And she’s now reportedly dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Both Devon Aoki and JGL were at the Bing party earlier this week in LA and Page Six Full Story

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GOOP & Madge & Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 07:24:09 June 24, 2010 07:24:09

In April reports surfaced that Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna had broken up. Again a couple of weeks ago, Us Magazine posted an exclusive that G was jealous of M and that the two are no longer friends. Both times I noted that this was not possible. As you know, I know my G. Full Story

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The world tried to make me care about two f-cking Bachelor people I’ve barely heard of yesterday. And while the easy solution is to blame the media, the media is only responding to The People. The People make that sh-t popular.  Read Full Intro

The Ashley Greene Standard of Comedy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 13:38:26 June 23, 2010 13:38:26

Oh...she just keeps giving. SO much material. And we have ourselves another over-reacher. Ashley Greene is currently promoting herself while promoting Eclipse. And she’s sharing with us her career plans. Apparently she reckons she has the goods to become a comedian. Who? Ashley Greene. From Twilight. Full Story

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Jakey will calm you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 12:09:52 June 23, 2010 12:09:52

There was a quake today measuring 5.5 in Central Canada affecting parts of Ontario and Quebec and some northern areas of the US. The earth is so mad as us right now. Really, really mad. Just received this email from Natasha W: Lainey,I am a long time reader. I just survived a 5.5 earthquake and feel like nervous cat right now. Full Story

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