September 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2010 06:15:49 September 20, 2010 06:15:49

Estella! We’ve been together a long, long, LONG ass time. Happy 32nd Birthday. I’m happy that you’ve never been happier. I’m happy about the engagement, the little girl, and...What? DID I JUST READ? February??? Holy f-ck, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! Am thrilled for you so hard. And Marcus would be thrilled for you too if not for his attitude problem. Full Story

Friday, September 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The Judy Juice was delivered yesterday, see? The Chinese Squawking Chicken leaves it on the desk – which is not usually so neat – after poking through my sh-t. And there’s always a follow up phone call after she breaks into my room.  Read Full Intro

Robo Fashion Week Bridesmaid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2010 13:03:10 September 17, 2010 13:03:10

She hit up the Calvin Klein show in New York last night in a nice white taupey waist slimming short sleeved cocktail. For the VIP dinner afterwards however it was a strapless bridesmaid dress that, um, cuts her legs off at the wrong spot. Katie Holmes’s date for the occasion was her “design” partner Jeanne Yang. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2010 12:14:45 September 17, 2010 12:14:45

Hi Gossips. Tingles Jacek edition today as Lainey’s tied up in shoots at the moment. More Lainey coming up until we sign off for the weekend. – Jacek

Could two sisters get ass implants? They’ve got to be real (Dlisted)

Who enjoyed this more, Lambert or the Pap? (The Superficial)

Gaga gets political (Popeater)

I suppose someone will tell me that this unflattering outfit is fashionable too? (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Stone to host SNL. How can you not like this chick? (Just Jared)

Horrible accident: Gwen Stefani got stuffed in a kaleidoscope shredder (Pop Sugar)

No ring on Britney (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Penelope Jr. makes a hot appearance (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Miley hates paps…sometimes…but not really. And not on Fridays (Celebuzz)

I think the rabbits would have preferred the snakes (Cele|bitchy)

They ran in the rain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2010 11:52:00 September 17, 2010 11:52:00

It poured yesterday in Toronto. Ryan Gosling was walking down Yorkville, a cup of coffee in his hand, wearing a leather jacket. I was shooting etalk at the time at Sassafraz and I'm too lazy to run out there to get soaked for him. But people were following, running out of local shoppes to meet him. Full Story

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Sandy goes out with the boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2010 10:14:12 September 17, 2010 10:14:12

Sandra Bullock was photographed last night at Red O Mexican Restaurant in LA. She’s avoided LA lately, must be in town for business, perhaps readying the next project as she generally avoids the sh-t of Hollywood when she doesn’t have to be around it. She looks happy though. And I like it when Sandy looks happy. Full Story

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Can Freddie Mercury be replicated?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2010 09:41:44 September 17, 2010 09:41:44

Written by Sarah Biopics of musicians are really popular for one very simple reason. It has nothing to do with unraveling the life of a beloved figure or learning the stories behind the songs. People will talk a good game about “honoring the life” and “revealing the person” but it all boils down to one thing. Full Story

TIFF 2010: Style Trends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2010 07:52:16 September 17, 2010 07:52:16

Written by Sasha TIFF is finally over and if I hear someone say “TIFF’ again I might have to sew their mouth shut. Sorry, it’s been a long ass week and I’m feeling fragile. But as promised, here’s my guide for a few things to look out for this season. All in all, the red carpet attire was pretty boresville-- no major couture moments, no jaw droppers. Full Story

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Jon Hamm weekend send-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2010 07:22:47 September 17, 2010 07:22:47

A lot of you were yelling at me yesterday for the Jon Hamm post. Apparently you have work to do? Well it’s Friday. You can f-ck around a little on Friday, can’t you? Jon Hamm spent the week promoting The Town. So he’s visible. And there are photos. And yesterday he was in New York, as handsome as ever, so how can I not post? The Town is currently the most well reviewed new release this week, impressively sitting at 91% on Rotten Tomatoes and a more moderate, but still strong, 76% on Metacritic Full Story