Kristen Bell is not Reese Witherspoon

January 28, 2010 07:04:36 Posted at January 28, 2010 07:04:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I didn’t say it, Gawker said it. But you know I’ve been saying it for years: that TV girls should be content being on TV. And Kristen Bell is very much a TV girl. Just like Jessicas Alba and Biel, and so many more her, Bell just doesn’t have it to make it in movies. Full Story

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January 28, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 28, 2010 06:35:38 Posted at January 28, 2010 06:35:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Nika! Fire-breathing dragons and hugging porcupines? Meet Natalie outside, you know why, and don’t tell Danny Rob!  Full Story

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Dear Gossips,

My favourite thing about yesterday was the the Pi Phi sorority at Cornell University dress code. Stacy P sent it over, made my life, and now I’m obsessed with the bitch who created it. Not exactly gossip related but you can imagine Dress Code Bitch and all her followers, you can imagine the driving force they are on pop culture.  Read Full Intro

2 FASHION COVERS: Nicole Richie

January 27, 2010 16:45:48 Posted at January 27, 2010 16:45:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The March issue of Canada’s FASHION Magazine is an exclusive with Nicole Richie and two covers. She’s wearing her own bra, a long vest from her own line, and jewellery from her own line too… Nicole is promoting Winter Kate launching this spring, she models pieces from the collection inside the magazine. Full Story

Emily Blue

January 27, 2010 13:26:00 Posted at January 27, 2010 13:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Grey blue? Whatever. It’s amazing. Love it all. This is Emily Blunt today in Rome at the photocall for The Wolfman with Benicio Del Toro, a film that’s been pushed back forever, finally hitting theatres February 12th. Have you seen the second trailer? I’ve attached it below. In the first trailer Benicio is allowed to speak. Full Story

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John Mayer & Keith Urban Crossroads

January 27, 2010 12:59:23 Posted at January 27, 2010 12:59:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was taped last night. Third Lip was not seen. There was room for only one ego in the joint, it belonged to John Mayer. One source described it as follows: “he’s a rambling douche”. And his self-indulgent f-ckery wasn’t well received. Here’s an incident that sums it up: The musicians had plenty of opportunity to prep. Full Story

Oh Swifty...please be careful

January 27, 2010 11:32:00 Posted at January 27, 2010 11:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night John Mayer was in Nashville for the Crossroads taping with Keith Urban. More on how that went down later. Taylor Swift attended amid speculation that she and Mayer are now dating. My sources tell me she was backstage before the show, totally crushing on him, very "smitten", flirting, like a young girl intoxicated by attraction to an older man, too young to separate artistry from douchery. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 27, 2010 11:10:05 Posted at January 27, 2010 11:10:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is wrong with me when KFed makes sense to me? (Popeater)

But I like turning the pages… am I a dinosaur? (Dlisted)

So… sometimes I think she has Old Lady Face. And yeah, my eyes are still wonky and my ass is still chunk (The Superficial)

Why is Drake on the inside when Trachtenberg is on the cover? (Hollywood Tuna)

You think Tom Ford is honest with Madonna about her face? (Just Jared)

Did Mr Taupe fall off the wagon? (Cele|bitchy)

Robo Katie makes everyone look like a dwarf (Pop Sugar)

Haute Couture going to the sh-ts (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The paps help her determine her pussy size (The Blemish)

Just me or does Lance Bass suddenly look like Tim Roth? (Towleroad)

Now go away for a while

January 27, 2010 09:01:00 Posted at January 27, 2010 09:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three days in a row of this quiveration agony. It’s too much. Despite my affinity for vodka, I am a rather disciplined person. I will work through anything, I don’t need much sleep, I have a very controlled approach to my life almost to the point of neurosis, especially while blogging. I’m the one for example, and Laura sees this all the time, who can shut out conversations around me, as gossipy and dishy as they are, when I need to pound out a post. Full Story

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Country Bitch at the casino

January 27, 2010 08:18:50 Posted at January 27, 2010 08:18:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She has an attitude problem, yes. But her dressing problem is even worse. As you know. As you’ve seen. At awards show after awards show. And now at the casino. Now formally engaged, Carrie Underwood accompanied Mike Fisher to the Ottawa Senators annual fundraiser in Gatineau the other night where they were officially photographed together for the first time. Full Story

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Claire Danes, Temple Grandin, & Lolita washed out

January 27, 2010 08:08:22 Posted at January 27, 2010 08:08:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hayden Panettiere has red hair now. You can’t see it very well as she had it pulled back at the premiere of Temple Grandin in New York last night but it’s there, it’s dark, and she looks washed out. The dress doesn’t help either. Not the best choice, right? Lolita is only 20, was easily one of the youngest, if not the youngest, on the carpet. Full Story