Emma on video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 11:53:44 June 28, 2010 11:53:44

SO f-cking cute I can’t stand it. These are the visuals that make me want to be 20 again. On an unforgettable full day date in New York with that boy who gives you the wind tunnels in your stomach. Emma Watson is dating George Craig. He fronts a band called One Night Only. And he put her in his video. Full Story

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Ashley Greene needs some tough love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 11:44:42 June 28, 2010 11:44:42

Written by Sarah You know how Lainey wants to be Jessica Simpson’s friend and save her from herself? Well I want to do that for Ashley Greene. Ashley is in need of a life intervention. She needs a (pretend) friend to tell her Hard Truths and help her manage her expectations. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 11:26:35 June 28, 2010 11:26:35

Dude, they should just start panhandling already (Dlisted)

Apparently this is not illegal. And judging from her face, she’s happy about it (The Superficial)

Tom Cruise bombs because “he’s the poster child of everything creepy”? (Popeater)

Does anyone still care about Katharine McPhee? (Hollywood Tuna)

Xavier Samuel is also working the boy’s haircut of the moment (Just Jared)

Fried Chicken can pump gas! (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Kwanten cut off a crazy fan? (ASL)

She’s internet famous, apparently (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Will Porny now start talking about her poo? I hope so. (INO)

How did Lisa Love allow this much WRONG to happen in her magazine?!? (Cele|bitchy)

The ass of a Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 09:45:02 June 28, 2010 09:45:02

An Italian Queen. THE Italian Queen. She's in her homeland living the George Clooney life for the summer, vacationing at his annual retreat in Lake Como, boating with the girls the other day in a bikini, showing off her tight ass, a crazy ass. Perhaps that's how they communicate. Through her ass. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson next move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 08:58:11 June 28, 2010 08:58:11

Robert Pattinson took a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg this weekend. As you know, Pattinson’s huge profile is entirely based on his role as Edward Cullen in the massively popular Twilight series. And Jeffrey Katzenberg doesn’t do small either. No, Katzenberg specialises in big. Big animation. Full Story

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The Jolie gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 08:00:05 June 28, 2010 08:00:05

Anna Wintour once said of Angelina Jolie, when trying to choose which photo to use for a Vogue cover, that “this girl doesn’t take a bad picture”. The Jolie gorgessity is on full display this month in the new issue of Vanity Fair. They propped her tits up for the occasion too. Full Story

Smith obsession

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 07:26:31 June 28, 2010 07:26:31

It’s all of it. It’s Jaden Smith’s star turn. It’s Willow Smith’s adorable steeze. It’s Jada Pinkett Smith’s crazy ass legs in a onesie...? Right now am totally obsessed with the Family Smith. Here they are last night, minus Will and Trey, at the BET Awards last night looking so individual and yet so totally cohesive, so much talent and charisma in such small little bodies, and weird too, in that showbiz way, because ultimately all the intriguing ones are freaks at heart – just ask Elizabeth Taylor. Full Story

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Chris Brown can eat their sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 07:12:37 June 28, 2010 07:12:37

In an auditorium full of world class entertainers, Chris Brown tried to usurp the occasion by trumping the rest. Well, he can eat their sh-t. You’ve already seen the amazingness of the Prince tribute, but Brown’s tears also took a back row seat to performances by Kanye West, Eminem, and Drake. Full Story

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John Legend’s face says it all

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 06:28:21 June 28, 2010 06:28:21

They panned to John Legend following Chris Brown’s tribute to Michael Jackson last night at the BET Awards. You know he was suppressing one giant eye roll. No doubt, Chris Brown is an electrifying performer. His imitation dancing was undeniably entertaining. His moves last night were totally mesmerising. Full Story

June 28, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 06:17:29 June 28, 2010 06:17:29

Happy Birthday Fats with love from Susu who requested for you some Viggo, here at a Habitat for Humanity benefit last month in New York. Viggo is also for Teresa – Happy Belated 40th Birthday yesterday! Happy Birthday to Corry from Dana! Look forward to meeting you tonight! Happy Belated Birthday to Andrea from your VV sisters! Hope your birthday on Saturday was an extra smutty one…and Lucas misses his Auntie Andrea. Full Story

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Friday, June 25, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Adam Sandler’s Grown Ups is receiving dreadful reviews, yet another in what’s become a long line of sh-tty films this summer. The critical response to Grown Ups is not unlike the critical response to Jennifer Aniston’s The Bounty Hunter. And Sandler and Aniston recently wrapped on a movie together called Just Go With It. Promising, non?

S.M.U.T. 2010 is officially sold out – our 5th straight year, thank you for the support! See you Monday night, and if you have a ticket, you will receive an email about the location soon. I just looked at the floorplan yesterday. Am excited. And yes, you bitches, there WILL be air conditioning.

Am headed to Toronto today at the worst possible time. Totally blanked when we booked our flights that it was G8 and G20 summit time. Don’t know what f-ckery awaits when we arrive. Am preparing to be stuck in traffic until Saturday morning.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey