Michelle Jackie O

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 10:52:44 February 23, 2011 10:52:44

Michelle Pfeiffer was photographed in New York today on the set of New Year's Eve. As you can see, she's in costume as an older woman. And, to me at least, looks like Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis in the later part of her life. Yes? I like that she hasn't touched her lips. It's that lip thing again, see? If you leave them alone, it's less obvious if you've f-cked around with anything else. Full Story

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Porny's wedding mission

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 09:30:00 February 23, 2011 09:30:00

Why does Porny hate the gym? Well, I can't say I love the gym. The gym isn't the funnest place ever. For Porny though, the gym sucks extra hard because, essentially, this is a lazy person with a lazy mind. If she had it her way, she'd sit on the couch and fart all day. Porny probably also isn't into the gym because it appears that her golddigger isn't going with her. Full Story

Who is Rihanna actually f-cking?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 08:49:39 February 23, 2011 08:49:39

According to UK gossips and their sh-tty track record, RiRi wants to get with Colin Farrell. Click here if you missed that story yesterday. According to Us Weekly though, she’s actually been messing around with Ryan Phillippe even though they reported last week that she had rejected him at a party when he tried to step to her. Full Story

Pippy to present; Shelfy + Spittle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 08:20:08 February 23, 2011 08:20:08

Remember when Pippy went to the Oscars with NSync to sing Music of My Heart? They should replay that clip while introducing him this year. Can you imagine how he’d react? He would f-cking lose it. (I couldn’t find the video online. But I did find another one. The beginning will make you really happy. Full Story

Why can’t you be this Cam?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 07:51:25 February 23, 2011 07:51:25

The Bad Teacher trailer is out, have you seen it? I f-cking love it. There’s Justin Timberlake and still I f-cking love it. Why? Because it’s nothing to do, really, with Justin Timberlake. It’s everything to do with Cameron Diaz. And she’s funny. She’s crazy. She’s crass and rude and horrible and good. Full Story

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you who had a long weekend. I posted yesterday – please scroll down to get caught up. Am in LA for Oscar Week! Covering the red carpet for etalk on Sunday during our live Oscar pre-show and covering the party scene leading up to the awards.  Read Full Intro

He comes with drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 14:24:21 February 22, 2011 14:24:21

Alex Pettyfer isn’t even really famous and already… Story after story – wanky behavior, temper tantrums, love complications, and now… is Alex Pettyfer That Ex-Boyfriend? Dude is all about the drama. So we know that he walks with a big dick, thinks he’s the next Brad Pitt. Full Story

The Black Swan & Sofia Coppola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 13:07:52 February 22, 2011 13:07:52

It was announced a couple of months ago that Natalie Portman is the new face of Miss Dior Cherie. Her topless kitten ad is below. Now the commercial, directed by Sofia Coppola, has been released online. Her face is exquisite. Beautiful lighting. Typical Coppola atmosphere. But what’s it lacking? Something… I can’t put my finger on it. Full Story

Age gaps and f-ck buddies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 12:38:00 February 22, 2011 12:38:00

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha! So here's the deal: Last November I met up with a guy through lavalife for the sole purpose of hooking up. We met up for a drink and I had an instant attraction for him, not just because he's hot but his personality and sense of humour are killer. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 11:30:47 February 22, 2011 11:30:47

Just a reminder – there will be no liveblogs until the Oscars are over.

So Chicken Fried half assed her way through her video but still made half a million (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston gets a bob…that looks like the one Gwyneth used to have (Dlisted)

Love gestures by 16 year old boys (Popeater)

Amanda Bynes wants you to see how skinny she is. Meanwhile, you’re like – who’s Amanda Bynes? (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Hudson deliriously happy and showing you, literally, her baby bump (Pop Sugar)

Kiki D with her boyfriend at a ball (Just Jared)

Caleb Followill’s future bride models bridal undies (Popoholic)

Emma Watson and George Craig are back together? (Celebuzz)

How Mimi tricked out her nursery (The Blemish)

I rarely hate what Gwen Stefani wears. But this made the list (Go Fug Yourself)