Hugh does...

November 3, 2009 14:33:59 Posted at November 3, 2009 14:33:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It himself. And he is wonderful. This is Hugh Jackman today with his family at the gourmet grocery store hailing a cab to head home. No driver, no lackey, trying to live as ordinarily as possible. When Nicole Kidman moves around New York it’s all cloak and dagger and security and secret service. Full Story

Porny prose

November 3, 2009 12:57:57 Posted at November 3, 2009 12:57:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This full moon is beaming through my window with grace. I am falling asleep encountering this intense moonlit dream. Thank God it found me. The search for the perfect sentence stops here. And what an abundance of generosity. For Jessica Simpson has gifted us with not one, but two offerings. Via Twitter Full Story

I hear you Buble

November 3, 2009 11:26:00 Posted at November 3, 2009 11:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Buble is promoting a new album all over the world. Last week he was in London, on morning television, on X Factor, Graham Norton, signing autographs, all in service of the appropriately corny titled Crazy Love which is topping the charts, a huge smash hit. Congratulations Michael. On the success of the album and also on a great promotional tour. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 3, 2009 10:37:46 Posted at November 3, 2009 10:37:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hugh Grant is not George Clooney (The Superficial)

A man woman with a camel toe, this you MUST see (Dlisted)

Lolita in leather pants (Hollywood Tuna)

Chris Brown sucks: one more reason (Popeater)

Jude Law: still no understudy? (Just Jared)

Manslinger chose ARod over Halloween (Pop Sugar)

How original. She’s a genie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jewel in a bikini…nice! (The Blemish)

See? My Rumer is pretty! And she wants to sing. Ugh. (Cele|bitchy)

What’s up with Jessica Alba’s head? (Popoholic)

Interviews with meaning

November 3, 2009 10:14:56 Posted at November 3, 2009 10:14:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sir Ian McKellan. They should all speak with as much sincerity and compassion and intelligence and substance as Ian McKellan. Interviews these days are so f-cking bullsh-t …is it a reflection on the vapidity of the subject or the subject’s refusal to engage in anything other than innocuous banter for the sake of guarding privacy? It’s possible to get personal without getting public. Full Story

Glee at the mall

November 3, 2009 09:09:00 Posted at November 3, 2009 09:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The mall tour is underway – first stop: Long Island Roosevelt Field Mall where the cast of Glee signed autographs and posed for photos yesterday in support of the release of Glee: The Music Volume 1. In six months it’ll be very uncool. Right now, it’s totally ok to play in the car. Full Story

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What happens…

November 3, 2009 08:23:46 Posted at November 3, 2009 08:23:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When she walks on her own. See? She can’t. When she tries, she trips. I LOVE HER. SO MUCH. This is Mimi on Jay Leno last night tottering out on her own. She was a very good sport about her stumble but it’s obvious, without the handholder, here is the proof: Mariah Carey is incapable of independent ambulation. Full Story

Gwyneth humiliated

November 3, 2009 08:12:30 Posted at November 3, 2009 08:12:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Star Magazine is definitely not the most trustworthy source. Most of it is bullsh-t. But this is a story that cannot be ignored. The new issue of Star Magazine includes an explosive allegation – Chris Martin cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. Yes. Her again. Ordinarily, considering it’s Star, the immediate reaction is to dismiss. Full Story

Pitt & Pattinson in Tokyo

November 3, 2009 07:35:17 Posted at November 3, 2009 07:35:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Horniest place on the planet today? Definitely Tokyo. Robert Pattinson is there with New Moon director Chris Weitz on promotion and Brad Pitt just arrived without the Jolie and the babies sending the Hello Kitties into a lust frenzy from which they may never recover. Here’s the Hello Kitty philosophy: if you scream at them loud enough they will f-ck you. Full Story

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Rihanna talks

November 3, 2009 07:10:00 Posted at November 3, 2009 07:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nine months after Chris Brown assaulted her, Rihanna is addressing the night she “went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears”. This is how she describes the “level of media chaos” that resulted from the incident, telling Glamour that "the positive thing that has come out of my situation is that people can learn from that. Full Story

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Monday, November 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to all the English who emailed last week in response to Why Is Katie Price. They’re mining for stars the same way on both sides of the pond. And we are all inundated with the resulting riffraff.

We are also being entertained by the Family Lohan drama, yet another round of everyone hates daddy, and an alliance between Lindsay and Dina against Michael because he keeps running to the media to expose her addiction…which she, of course, denies. On Twitter. Always and everything on Twitter. You’ll enjoy this report on the situation – still camping inside Lilo’s anal cavity – with no attempt to at least reference Lindsay’s dubious claim of sobriety because the ONLY side worth promoting is the side of the celebrity…right?

Well not according to Mad. Thanks to Karen S for the link. “You’re a bad man, Chris Brown”. LOVE IT.

It’s Monday – Jacek and I were married 8 years ago today, on a Friday, six months before we had originally planned because November 2nd was the luckiest day, according to the feng shui master, for our charts. We are still celebrating in Tofino. It’s been magic.

Am online all day, check back back often.

Yours in gossip,