Johnny’s apartment

October 3, 2016 19:55:24 Posted at October 3, 2016 19:55:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A reader called Sarah emailed me a link to Johnny Depp’s LA apartment this morning. The penthouse is 11,500 square feet with 9 bedrooms and 14 bathrooms. An 11,000 sq ft apartment! My entire house is smaller than one of the bedrooms! Anyway, Johnny’s listing it for $12. Full Story

Scarjo’s headband

October 3, 2016 19:41:43 Posted at October 3, 2016 19:41:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Scarlett Johansson is shooting Rock That Body at JFK airport in New York. It’s about a group of female friends on a stag weekend and sh-t goes sideways. If I had to guess I’d say this is the scene where Scarjo, presumably the bride, is saying goodbye to her fiancé? I’m assuming she’s the bride because she’s being made to wear a headband with two dicks on it. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

October 3, 2016 17:31:41 Posted at October 3, 2016 17:31:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Goats can climb trees?!? This is not a euphemism (Dlisted

Robert Pattinson looks very severe in these Dior ads (Just Jared

Big G and the Wild Child say goodbye to Canada  (Cele|bitchy

Courtney Love and Frances Bean at Paris Fashion Week (TooFab

Tiger Woods hangs out with Paulina Gretzky (TMZ

This is terrifying…and it’s going to make her more famous than ever (The Superficial

Vanity Fair Italy has some low standards (Hollywood Tuna

OMG this coat! (Go Fug Yourself

Excuse me while I watch this all day and think of nothing else (Jezebel

Johnny Depp is omitted from his own movie

October 3, 2016 16:19:58 Posted at October 3, 2016 16:19:58
Sarah Posted by Sarah

You know a celebrity is in the doghouse when they don’t appear in their own trailer. The teaser trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: This Again Yarrr was released last night and it does not feature Johnny Depp Full Story

Jake in plaid

October 3, 2016 15:38:06 Posted at October 3, 2016 15:38:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed in London today heading to BBC Radio presumably to promote Nocturnal Animals. The film will be released in November but it will screen at the London Film Festival next week. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence in Paris

October 3, 2016 14:02:41 Posted at October 3, 2016 14:02:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bertrand Rindoff Petroff/ Vanni Bassetti/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Jacopo Raule/ Getty Images

How much Jennifer Lawrence have we seen this summer? This is not a multiple choice question. There is only one answer: almost none. We talk about how movie stars just aren’t made anymore. Full Story

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Solange’s Seat at the Table

October 3, 2016 13:31:48 Posted at October 3, 2016 13:31:48
Kathleen Posted by Kathleen

I want to thank Matthew and Tina Knowles for procreating. I want to thank them for creating two daughters who stand so proudly in their blackness and gift us with stunning pieces of art. This weekend, I was thankful especially for Solange Knowles Full Story

October 3, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 3, 2016 13:14:20 Posted at October 3, 2016 13:14:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“To our amazing, warm, fierce, funny Denise on her birthday. Today, we celebrate all the things that make you the incredible person you are. A niece who gives Uncle Bob the tough love and reality checks that he needs, and who manages the additional complications with grace. A mother who abdicates her bed to make room for kids and one lucky dog, and who defends the Sislets from their enemies, whether they're four-legged and furry or two-legged and just an asshole (though we guess you should probably only chase one of those two varieties away with a baseball bat). Full Story