To be in Berlin

November 5, 2009 15:44:26 Posted at November 5, 2009 15:44:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SO unfair. Oh to be in Berlin. For the MTV Europe Awards tonight. U2 and Jay-Z. F-ck. F-CK. Daydreaming about wearing that Chanel dress, on a date with Franco, at the Brandenburg gate, just have to write the dialogue… Photos from  Full Story

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Today’s Dress Porn

November 5, 2009 15:39:13 Posted at November 5, 2009 15:39:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Diane Kruger in New York at a Chanel event and Fete d’Hiver. Am crying. Tears of hungry want. So bad. Of course it’s Chanel. And therefore completely unaffordable. But it’s the perfect colour and the perfect cap sleeves and the perfect fit and f-ck her for wearing it and also loving Joshua Jackson because she does and they do and she slips in and out of Vancouver undetected every other weekend or so and she was here for Halloween and they walked around downtown undisturbed and totally wrapped in each other and this dress … when I daydream about me and James Franco, I will be wearing this dress. Full Story

Girded and forgiven

November 5, 2009 13:06:03 Posted at November 5, 2009 13:06:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carey Mulligan has forgiven Shia LaBeouf after his wanky behaviour at that party. And he looks very, very happy about it. F-ck they are cute. So cute. I love them. I love HER. Full Story

Cam & James Marsden

November 5, 2009 11:32:19 Posted at November 5, 2009 11:32:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Good on James Marsden. Finally. Because he’s almost always the other guy. Except with Katherine Heigl. He was the guy for her in 27 Dresses. Which is almost worse than being the other guy. In The Box however James is Cameron’s guy. It’s a thriller about a box and a million dollars and a button that kills someone… and what do you do? Trailer is below and the film opens on Friday. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 5, 2009 10:47:45 Posted at November 5, 2009 10:47:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicolas Cage shops and shops and shops and shops (Popeater)

Why Adam Lambert won’t return Tom Cruise’s calls (Dlisted)

Rachel Bilson fights the Why Is with some sex shots (The Superficial)

Lolita P spreads for Sweden (Hollywood Tuna)

Charlize Theron: silver and flats on a carpet (Just Jared)

Ashley Greene gets a weave (Pop Sugar)

Like she would ever try to go incognito (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Johnny + Jolie (INO)

Is this about the Jonas Brothers? (Cele|bitchy)

Blake Lively’s insane body in Marie Claire (Popoholic)

Cheese Garters and the beach

November 5, 2009 09:43:22 Posted at November 5, 2009 09:43:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best way to wash the sick of Polanski away? Mimi Cheese! Who else would appear on Ellen and show off her garters? Please. I just watched it this morning. It’s making up for the rain. She managed to walk by herself up to the couches. SO. PROUD. I have replayed this part 3 times. Because her face as she emerges, and the double waves, while tottering on her shoes, is the most amazing of amazingness in the history of amazings. Full Story

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Emma rethinks

November 5, 2009 09:18:00 Posted at November 5, 2009 09:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emma Thompson put her name on that petition. You know the one. The one that so many of them signed in support of Roman Polanski. SO MANY. And among them so many of our favourites. Like Emma Thompson. But now an update, thanks to Elizabeth for sending the link. Apparently Emma was recently confronted by someone disappointed in her decision and she explained that she’d been rethinking it and promised to remove her name from the list. Full Story

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Kate, Minka…and Chace?

November 5, 2009 08:02:37 Posted at November 5, 2009 08:02:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Yankees celebrated their World Series victory last night at 1Oak and their WAGs were invited. All the ladies, and Chace Crawford too. Because he’s, like, so totally into sports. Please. Chace is barely qualified to hold Matsui’s bat. Still… a man party is a man party and Chace has man bangs he wants to show off. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Australian nipples

November 5, 2009 07:05:09 Posted at November 5, 2009 07:05:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney Spears has arrived in Australia for her first Australian tour and the final leg of Circus which will conclude after 14 shows in Adelaide on November 29th. She kicks it all off in Perth tomorrow. As you can see, Aussies will be treated to a fit Fried Chicken. She looks relaxed after taking some time off and in good spirits too, managing a wave for the paps awaiting her arrival. Full Story

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November 5, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 5, 2009 06:58:00 Posted at November 5, 2009 06:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister Haley, hope you have a wonderful day. I am having a glass of red in your honour. Lots of Love, Betty To Lynsey W who’s come from Korea for graduation in Bournemouth – Pints, Pints, Pints! Much love to Boomer from Rae. To Todd & Tina, husband and wife gossips – thank you so much, it’s an honour. Full Story