Chicken Fried Brown, now the English accent

January 20, 2010 12:02:22 Posted at January 20, 2010 12:02:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brown Fried Chicken is trouble, been saying it for weeks. On top of all that, word is she’s now speaking with that English accent. You remember the English accent? At the height of her f-ckedupness she was messing around with Adnan whatever his name and yapping at the paps like Madonna, only worse. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 20, 2010 11:41:04 Posted at January 20, 2010 11:41:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Try telling Kate Hudson to do this to her son (Dlisted)

Chris Brown’s contrition on display once again (The Superficial)

Elle Mac taunts the MiniVan with her boots (Hollywood Tuna)

Clive in a suit. That’s all (Popsugar)

Listen. And cry. Then buy. For Haiti (JustJared)

Yeah ok, Ryan Reynolds looks hot here (Cele|bitchy)

Totally immature. I feel badly for laughing. But we need a stronger uniform, we really do. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Buy Scarjo, help Haiti (INO)

James Franco, I love you again (Towleroad)

Tiger Woods’s PR team is f-cked. Again. (Popeater)

Porny Posehard

January 20, 2010 09:26:00 Posted at January 20, 2010 09:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Porny showed up at the Hollywood premiere of Extraordinary Measures last night. This is a terrible title. But whatever. As you can see, Porny has been working out. Feeling confident about her body, she went with black legging jeans and flirted with her camel toe. She also decided on upswept hair, courtesy Ken Paves, and a bombshell posehard attitude on the red carpet. Full Story

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Covers induce eyerolls

January 20, 2010 08:22:00 Posted at January 20, 2010 08:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where is People Magazine? Well, it jumps from ass to ass. Sometimes it lives inside Chris Brown’s ass. Sometimes Tori Spelling’s. This week, you can find People Magazine happily ensconced inside the Pilates toned posterior of “Rachel from Friends” who graces the cover with the MiniVan friendly headline:5 years after Brad – Fun, Flirty & 40! Really? Because to me it’s the opposite. Full Story

John Mayer is still f-cking Jen & Jess

January 20, 2010 07:48:00 Posted at January 20, 2010 07:48:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In his mind. When he jerks off. These are his go-to girls. For reals. And he admits it. To Rolling Stone. Have you heard? Here’s the thing... before we cut him down... I’ll take a John Mayer interview before a bland, boring, generic, cookie cutter interview any time. Like Jessica Biel in Vogue. Full Story

Reading Third Lip and touring with a douche

January 20, 2010 07:11:19 Posted at January 20, 2010 07:11:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You all had such a good time reading Bill Paxton’s lips the other day after the Golden Globes and deciphering whether or not he said he “lost to cancer” that we’re doing it again, this time with Third Lip Nicole Kidman. Did she drop a f-ck bomb on Sophia Loren? Me I don’t think so. Full Story

January 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 20, 2010 06:32:00 Posted at January 20, 2010 06:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Meghan on your first 5k! 39 at 39 is brilliant. Good call on Lil Wayne. Lately I’ve been running on random shuffle but I seem to pick it up when the peppy songs from the Glee soundtrack come on and Jay-Z’s Black Album and, always, Britney Spears. What is it about Britney’s mindless drivel that makes you GO? Keep at it, let me know when you get to 10! And for Darlene J in Michigan – thinking of you and what you’re facing tomorrow. Full Story

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Dear Gossips,

There was an insightful article on Megan Fox in the NY Times late last Fall examining Fox’s PR dilemma: having come so far so fast, how do you stay this year’s girl when the year is almost over? Especially when even the boys seem bored of her?  Read Full Intro

Leo, Bar, Luke, Pete

January 19, 2010 14:14:00 Posted at January 19, 2010 14:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leonardo DiCaprio is famously private. He does not want you in his business. He hates being on camera unless Marty Scorsese is behind it. Or Christopher Nolan. You get it. How uncharacteristic then that last night at the Laker game, Leo was front and centre with Bar Rafaeli, newly reunited. Photo Assumption says he’s uncomfortable, knowing he’s being shot, but still. Full Story

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New year, new crack love

January 19, 2010 12:15:17 Posted at January 19, 2010 12:15:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or she’s trying to make Samantha Ronson jealous. Paps caught Lindsay Lohan out last night with a new beau. His name is Aurelien Wiik. He’s a French actor. To me he’s an Adam Brody clone. French Adam Brody and Lilo were kissing. At a private party inside some store. Naturally, her mother was with her. Full Story

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Man. Men.

January 19, 2010 10:52:14 Posted at January 19, 2010 10:52:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anna Wintour f-cked it up this month. GQ achieved the opposite. It’s Johnny Depp. Shirtless. Leading the 25 Most Stylish Men for 2010. Word. This is apparently a new photo shoot. So can you imagine the pages inside? The magazine’s website however is even better: The 50 Most Stylish Men of the Past 50 Years. Full Story