Porny diaper jeans

January 25, 2010 11:44:06 Posted at January 25, 2010 11:44:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week it was announced that my Porny would launch her own denim line, Jessica Simpson Jeans, or something. This decision was met with ... mild horror. Porny has a terrible jeans track record. Full Story

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Right on time

January 25, 2010 11:02:55 Posted at January 25, 2010 11:02:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you remember Black Box? OMG. For weeks and weeks after the song came out, I thought it was “Right on Time” which is why every time I use the phrase “Right on Time”, I can hear it... Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up Of course later on, a friend of mine gently corrected me that it was “Ride on Time” but still, the wrong title always stuck. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 25, 2010 10:57:18 Posted at January 25, 2010 10:57:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s finally something to like about that JailBait (Dlisted)

Look at your flaws. Now LOVE your flaws. Because they canNOT be as flawed as THIS. (The Superficial)

Lindsay Lohan crack posing in a changeroom (Hollywood Tuna)

Kiki found a new musician (Just Jared)

What is Chicken Fried Britney wearing to the park??? (Pop Sugar)

Scarlett Johannson > Julia Roberts (Cele|bitchy)

Vampire Bill and his lady listen to the night music (INO)

Swimwear for supermodel genetic freaks (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Channing Tatum officially launches bid to become Ryan Gosling. Bitch, please. (ASL)

So… Haiti gets $10K but his kid gets a quarter million??? (Popeater)

Drilling for Brange

January 25, 2010 09:46:00 Posted at January 25, 2010 09:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I noted on Twitter yesterday, the tabloid approach to a potential Brange split is like drilling for oil. They keep at it. Because if they do manage to find a new pool, it’s a limitless resource that will keep selling and selling and selling and selling. There are a few of you who complain about being bored on the Brange but, by and large, they remain the most compelling couple in Hollywood and proof of this is in the reaction. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston picks another loser

January 25, 2010 07:28:37 Posted at January 25, 2010 07:28:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Spittle Gerard Butler clearly can’t follow instruction. All he has to do is pretend to be dating Jennifer Aniston until after their movie comes out. It’s only 2 months. But 2 months is too long. Especially for a pig like Gerry. Gerry likes to paw at people randomly. And he did so this weekend in Venice Beach. Full Story

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Pippy’s Shelf-less weekend with the exes

January 25, 2010 07:19:00 Posted at January 25, 2010 07:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s a smug little bitch, but his game is music. And when he’s playing his game, he is almost infallible. Justin Timberlake’s rendition of Hallelujah with Matt Morris on Hope For Haiti Now was gorgeous. And a stark reminder: STOP ACTING. Please. It is not your gift. You have a gift. Full Story

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Chris & Gwyneth: their hat and their house

January 25, 2010 07:06:28 Posted at January 25, 2010 07:06:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was the first time in a long time I could stand to listen to Coldplay. Because Chris Martin wasn’t f-cking around with his falsetto. Until the very end. And that’s why. If you watched, you know what I mean. The clip is below. He also wore the same striped toque that Gwyneth had on the day of that minor car accident when London was all snow and ice. Full Story

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George & all his friends

January 25, 2010 06:47:00 Posted at January 25, 2010 06:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was called Hope For Haiti Now but he was the driving force behind much of the celebrity turnout with three rows of stars making up the most famous call centre on the planet raising more than $57 million for earthquake relief with some of the most moving, most emotional, most memorable performances we’ve seen in a long, long time. Full Story

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Canada For Haiti

January 25, 2010 06:31:00 Posted at January 25, 2010 06:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Canadians were generous. VERY, very generous. Nelly opened, Gord closed, K’naan and Metric delivered emotional performances, and at my last check on Saturday afternoon we raised $13.3 million to be matched by the Canadian government for a total and counting of $26 million and this does not include other concurrent fundraisers across the country. Full Story

WORST SAGs: Drew Barrymore

January 25, 2010 06:20:00 Posted at January 25, 2010 06:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can’t remember loving to hating as swiftly as I have for Drew Barrymore. Because if you’ve been reading my site long enough, I adored her. So much. But something happened along the way to Grey Gardens. And now Drew has gone from goofy and endearing to eyestabbing f-cking annoying let-me-slap-the-fairy-dust-out-of-your-nose insufferable. Full Story

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