August 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 07:17:52 August 18, 2010 07:17:52

Happy belated Birthday Sherri in Dallas who, on the day of her real birthday, regularly receives texts from her sister reminding her that she killed Elvis. Don’t be mad when I tell you I laughed. But you’re right – it WAS your day first! To Erin who just moved and it’s been a rough go – FNL withdrawals are the WORST. Full Story

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

You have seven nights. Seven nights until the release of Mockingjay, the third and final installment of The Hunger Games series. So there’s still time. I promise you there’s still time to rip through the first two books by Suzanne Collins before hungrily devouring the conclusion.  Read Full Intro

Angie’s dressing problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2010 14:15:05 August 17, 2010 14:15:05

In fairness, she’s never been called a style icon or anything so I guess it’s not like we expect her to get us all jizzy about her clothes but still... When you look like Angelina Jolie, it shouldn’t be this hard. Or this bad. It’s a direct assault against that saying – xyz would look good in a paper bag. Full Story

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Now don’t look back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2010 13:14:45 August 17, 2010 13:14:45

People.com is reporting that Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson have called off their engagement, are done now for a second time. Good. Make it last. EVR is just 22, too young to marry, and almost too old now to be lured by the dangerous drama of a disturbed outcast hiding under the cloak of the Misunderstood. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2010 11:33:29 August 17, 2010 11:33:29

They threw sh-t at her. Is it wrong to laugh? (The Superficial)

This is NOT Madonna and Jesus, although you’d be forgiven if you thought it was (Dlisted)

How they’re selling Glee Season 2 (Popeater)

Heather Graham thinks she’s Little Edie. Please. (Hollywood Tuna)

Now THIS is a magazine cover (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried short shorts heads to work (Pop Sugar)

This seems like a great way to burn boredom ... and calories (Towleroad)

Walking in stilettos on the beach is her big skill (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I don’t think I’ll ever understand why this bitch is so famous (Popoholic)

So the point is, this was a disappointment? (Go Fug Yourself)

What to wear to paint

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2010 10:53:17 August 17, 2010 10:53:17

Claire Danes hosted the launch of Valspar’s new Hi-Def Paint today at Vanderbilt Hall at Grand Central today in New York. Um... paint? Well, it’s slow. You do what you need to do until you win an Emmy and a Golden Globe for Temple Grandin and hope that you can start fighting it out with Anne Hathaway again for the prime cuts. Full Story

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On Eat, Pray, Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2010 10:32:27 August 17, 2010 10:32:27

It was an audience full of Oprah. It was over two excruciating hours. It was a lot of Julia Roberts charm and sparkle. But not even she could make it work. I still find her irresistibly watchable. She lights it up like few others. She overpowers you with her... Julia Robertsness. And still EPL seemed so forced, so predictable, so Chicken Soup and dancing with your eyes closed on a subway station platform if that’s what moves you. Full Story

It’s all coming to TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2010 09:32:41 August 17, 2010 09:32:41

Holy. Sh-t. More TIFF announcements, more major additions, so many world premieres at this year’s film festival including the Midnight Madness line-up and more potential award winners to the schedule covering the entire spectrum from elder Hollywood statesman to dirty tramps and roughnecks. Clint Eastwood will be in Toronto with Hereafter starring Matt Damon. Full Story

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Get Cate when you can

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2010 08:50:26 August 17, 2010 08:50:26

If she shows up somewhere, you post. It’s law. This is Cate Blanchett tonight at the opening of Osage County at the Sydney Theatre. She of course is the Co-Artistic Director of the Sydney Theatre Company with her husband Andrew Upton, a post she has just renewed. I mean...what else would she wear? You also take Cate when you can because for the next while she won’t be around much outside home. Full Story

More quivering Jakey & Reese during the holidays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2010 08:29:00 August 17, 2010 08:29:00

Their films will be released a month apart but both during the award season and both with some mild award buzz... What? We’re adults here. There’s no awkwardness. There’s no competition. There’s only grace and dignity in Hollywood among ex-lovers, right? But first – thanks to all of you who’ve been forwarding it: the international trailer to Love & Other Drugs due out in November. Full Story