Always grateful

January 22, 2010 06:25:03 Posted at January 22, 2010 06:25:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Photo Assumption, sure, but doesn’t she seem it? Like, super appreciative to be gifted with his attention? Maybe it’s just me... Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick attended the Broadway opening of Present Laughter last night. Funny I don’t remember him at the New York premiere of Did You Hear About the Morgans. Full Story

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Taupe’s whispers

January 22, 2010 06:17:00 Posted at January 22, 2010 06:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Valentine’s Day is coming up. The occasion and the movie. Since the film stars almost everyone in Hollywood, they’re now all covering magazines and appearing on talk shows to promote it. Jessica Biel ended up on Vogue. And her BFF Taupe Garner gets Parade. Safe. The interview is predictably beige. Full Story

For sale: Porny’s High Waisted Horror?

January 22, 2010 06:08:31 Posted at January 22, 2010 06:08:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Jesus, Please Shiloh, no. My Porny has announced that she’s launching her own denim line. When you think Porny + Jeans, what comes to mind? Oh you know exactly what comes to mind. You’re looking at the pictures. It’s the High Waisted Horrors. From the Country Chili Cook-off, remember? January 25th marks the 1 year anniversary of the Country Chili Cook-off High Waisted Horror. Full Story

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January 22, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 22, 2010 05:55:00 Posted at January 22, 2010 05:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chrissy G, wishing you the best Dominican wedding ever. So happy you ignored our initial opinion that Ryan was a player - you are clearly the only girl for him. See you on the beach in our matching thong bikinis! Your girls, Shannon & Alison. To Nicholle - the coolest girl I know. My fellow Chuck Bass lover, fashionista sister, and Lainey addict - Yellowknife - watch out ! Full Story

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Dear Gossips,

BAFTA nominations were announced today with An Education and Avatar leading the way at 8 nominations each and District 9 getting some British love with 7 mentions. I should have given District 9 more love last year. It’s now available on DVD.  Read Full Intro

Busted bun weave

January 21, 2010 14:36:45 Posted at January 21, 2010 14:36:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looks like Posh is tired of her hair. But I never thought Posh would pull a Chicken Fried Britney. Check her out at Heathrow today in a rather understated (for her) airport outfit holding up a busted looking bun weave at the back of her head. That’s like do-it-yourself-at-home styles right there. Full Story

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One bitch she can’t step on

January 21, 2010 11:28:00 Posted at January 21, 2010 11:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez attended the book launch for her makeup artist Scott Barnes last night in New York. They’ve reconciled after he quit her ass when she fake-invited him to her wedding only to have him work the entire time on her face without payment. Hag move. And he punished her for it too. By telling the world she’s a cheap twat. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 21, 2010 10:35:42 Posted at January 21, 2010 10:35:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New face, NO SALES. Good taste prevails over Heidi Montag? (The Superficial)

Are these Bad Girls, or are they Twi-Hards? (Dlisted)

Mimi’s cheese goes to the prom (HollywoodTuna)

See what a difference a GOOD stylist makes? She’s STUNNING (Just Jared)

Leo & Bar at Targé (Pop Sugar)

Kanye out, Tina in, and the stars actually have to pay??? (Popeater)

Hmmm…what do you think is all over Dina Lohan’s legs? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Robert Pattinson “tender & aching”? Just reading this give me fontrum (ASL)

LOVE this dress on Scarjo (Popoholic)

Why is Ashley Olsen dressed like a ROSSUM?????????????? (Go Fug Yourself)

Canada For Haiti & Hope For Haiti Now

January 21, 2010 09:46:18 Posted at January 21, 2010 09:46:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tomorrow night at 7 p.m. ET/PT, 8 p.m. AT/MT, 8:30 p.m. NT, 9 p.m, Canadian broadcasters CTV, CBC, and Global will join forces in support of relief efforts in Haiti. The commercial free one hour telethon will air across all three networks hosted by Ben Mulroney, George Stroumboulopoulos, and Cheryl Hickey with live performances by The Tragically Hip and K’naan and featuring appearances by: Celine DionJustin BieberNelly FurtadoSarah McLachlanSimple PlanDavid FosterBarenaked LadiesChantal KreviazukRaine MaidaMeasha Brueggergosman Also signing on: James CameronJason ReitmanRyan Reynolds Michael J. Full Story

Ghetto Tits getting married – CAUTION PHOTOS

January 21, 2010 08:38:11 Posted at January 21, 2010 08:38:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tara Reid’s rep has confirmed to People.com that she is engaged. His name is Michael Axtmann. He proposed over dinner at The Little Door in Hollywood. According to her publicist: "Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring. Full Story