Demi Moore, pontificator

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 06:56:57 March 29, 2010 06:56:57

Excellent candidate for Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live to get “Really!?!” on her tight ass. Because Demi Moore is becoming insufferable. As you know, Demi is all over Twitter. Trying to stay relevant or, as she would explain, using the platform to inform and educate and promote awareness. Full Story

March 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 06:37:56 March 29, 2010 06:37:56

Congrats to Martin L. of Quebec for winning the OSiS/Schwarzkopf Professional “Party Like a Rock Star” contest. Have fun in St. John’s! To Heather L - welcome back to the office! We know you're sad to be leaving baby Z at home but we're so glad you're back. Looking forward to sharing smut with you during coffee breaks, lunch breaks, morning breaks. Full Story

Friday, March 26, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Interviewed Tim McGraw yesterday. That man can wear the sh-t out of a pair of jeans. Kept his hat on, of course, the entire time. So yeah, I get it. I get it if you get the quivers for Tim McGraw. He’s really rather lean right now.  Read Full Intro

Clooney with a kid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 16:37:30 March 26, 2010 16:37:30

This is probably the closest you’ll come to seeing him with one. Here’s George on location in Hawaii for The Descendents presumably with his character’s descendent looking like he has great chemistry with his young co-star. But that’s George. He has great chemistry with everyone. Full Story

OK Harlow...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 13:15:00 March 26, 2010 13:15:00

I’m usually immune to babies, but this Harlow Richie Madden is wearing me down. So goddamn cute I have to look at pictures of her every time they’re available. This is Harlow out and about the other day with her mother after dance class. I like her chubby cheeks and her chunky legs and the naughty look on her face. Full Story

Single Emma in the city

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 11:44:14 March 26, 2010 11:44:14

Emma Watson was in New York last night for a fashion event. She’s single now having broken up with some dude called Jay whose last name escapes me but really does it matter anymore if they’re not together...? Emma has kept a relatively low profile, studying at Brown, hanging out with the non-famous, hopefully f-cking around the way we should when we’re in college. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 11:11:42 March 26, 2010 11:11:42

Anyone can be a singer. Now any twat can be a screenwriter. (The Superficial)

What I’m obsessed with today. Eli Roth is all over it (Dlisted)

Look who has the Katherine Heigl virus (Popeater)

Maybe running will help with Amanda Seyfried’s asstalking problem (Hollywood Tuna)

Camila and Vida in Barcelona (Pop Sugar)

Katie Holmes to work with Neanderthal Chan? (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried Britney – He Wolf style (Towleroad)

It’s very ordinary in a bathing suit (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Senior and Junior McBongo go for a spin (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Mysterious growth of Jude Law’s hair? (Cele|bitchy)

The Greatest & My Fair Lady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 08:36:00 March 26, 2010 08:36:00

There’s a remake happening for My Fair Lady. A new Eliza Doolittle. Wait! Before you break something, wait. Because Emma Thompson is writing the screenplay. Feel better? And, and, and...! She said that: “I think Carey is set to play it, yes.” Carey who? Mulligan, of course. Jumpy claps! Show me. Full Story

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A Holy Twin shed tears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 08:13:43 March 26, 2010 08:13:43

Sh-t. Wonder if it’ll be a bad day. All this confusion about which twin is which – yesterday several agencies misidentified Knox Leon for Vivienne, or vice versa, I can’t remember, after the photo agency mixed them up. Can you blame them? Here they are side by side on the balcony and I’m STILL having a hard time telling them apart. Full Story

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You don’t love Daddy no more?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 07:35:58 March 26, 2010 07:35:58

Remember when JailBait, at 16, was dating that 20 year old cheese loser Justin Something and he’d wear his cross around his neck and get papped with the family leaving church every weekend and Billy Ray Cyrus would have his arm around his shoulders and they’d go for bbq and milkshakes and sh-t? Not happening with Liam Hemsworth. Full Story

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