June 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 07:40:08 June 18, 2010 07:40:08

Deirdre! Happy 20th Birthday from your sister Mairead. And I heard about the major Twi-Hard in your family. Do you have crazy basement? Pictures! Happy 31st Birthday Donna! Per your request, here’s Cory Monteith in Sydney earlier this week as Glee made a promotional stop in Australia. It was also just announced yesterday that Cory has been named the official ambassador for the Re*Generation campaign with Virgin Unite with specific focus on youth homelessness. Full Story

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It was Magical. Of course it was. The Grand Opening of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando last night was SO magical. And ... She came. She was there. JK Rowling arrived without fanfare, bypassed the media line, headed straight for the children, delighted the children, and then observed the entire event from a discreet area, remaining virtually invisible, not interested in seeking the spotlight for herself.  Read Full Intro

You have to eat your sh-t for a while

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2010 14:22:09 June 17, 2010 14:22:09

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian destroyed their marriages to be together. If it’s worth it, you have to eat it. You have to eat the sh-t for a while. Willingly. And you don’t f-cking complain, and you don’t turn yourself into a victim, because you got what you want, so who’s really losing? CSI: Miami is reportedly done Full Story

Twi-Hards victimise Emma Roberts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2010 13:41:00 June 17, 2010 13:41:00

So Emma Roberts was on The Tonight Show the same night as Robert Pattinson. Pattinson actually stayed in the chair for the second interview. I like this. I like a lot of about him this week. Drunk from too much Butterbeer? Anyway, Jay Leno begins his interview with Emma by asking her about Twilight and whether she’s Team Edward or Team Jacob. Full Story

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I’m convinced Tilda does this on purpose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2010 13:29:15 June 17, 2010 13:29:15

Written by Sarah From Kristen Stewart’s easy breezy steeze to Tilda Swinton’s what-the -f*ck-ever-this-is, it’s my day for fashion posts I guess. It’s because I wrote about Chris Evans and made fun of Zefron the other day. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2010 12:05:55 June 17, 2010 12:05:55

Hi Gossips. Lainey’s on her way back from her shoot soon so there’s more of her coming. I’m stepping in for Tingles today again. Jacek

It’s either not Tiger’s kid, or someone got a LOT of money up front to say it’s not (The Superficial)

Travolta is working for ze Germans (Dlisted)

Somerhalder complains about Hollywood’s silence while looking like he soaked up half the gulf with is greasy mop already (Popeater)

Hot plus annoying equals potential H8 f-ck candidate (Hollywood Tuna)

Megan Fox for Armani (Pop Sugar)

Halle’s pink bum (Just Jared)

First time for everything including sudden pap shyness (Betty Confidential)

No idea who this is…doesn’t matter. Hot shoot (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Alba’s creepy doll shoot (Popoholic)

I pick door number two for this one (Go Fug Yourself)

Bad combination

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2010 10:32:56 June 17, 2010 10:32:56

Tori Spelling was in New York City last night promoting her new book. She keeps coming out with new books. Who the f-ck is reading these books? Who the f-ck is lining up for signed copies of these books? Why the f-ck aren't they reading good books? I hate people. Anyway, as you can see, the woman who married KFed Jr has been looking extra emaciated lately. Full Story

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The Kristen Stewart Style Book

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2010 10:17:06 June 17, 2010 10:17:06

Written by Sarah This is how it’s done when you’re young and you’re fun. After a somewhat rough month in the media—first the Vogue kerfuffle then the controversial comments in Elle thing—Stewart, the actress who is supposed to be so dour and grim, bounced right back onto the press trail for Eclipse. Full Story

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For Lolan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2010 09:12:09 June 17, 2010 09:12:09

Lolan is a longtime reader. LONG time. And Lolan was not happy with me yesterday: Kellan Lutz bone to pick with you. Lainey, you really screwed your readers over by not including some sort of disclaimer with your "A Shirtless Career" post about Kellan Lutz. I clicked on the pictures not prepared for little chunks of vomit that came into my mouth involuntarily. Full Story

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The Spanish Presentation!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2010 08:01:12 June 17, 2010 08:01:12

White dress, skinny jeans, this was the Cruise attire last night on the red carpet in Spain for the premiere of Knight & Day. Am trying very hard to say good things, want very badly for Knight & Day to be a success. But it’s really hard when there’s not much to work with. Cameron Diaz’s amazing legs only go so far. Full Story

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Nic & Nic: two people in need

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2010 07:37:01 June 17, 2010 07:37:01

Just announced yesterday – a new film called Trespass starring Oscar winners Nicole Kidman and Nicolas Cage, directed by Joel Schumacher, will begin production in August in New Orleans. Something about a husband and wife violently kidnapped only to unravel multiple layers of “betrayal and deception”. Full Story