March 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 07:19:47 March 25, 2010 07:19:47

Happy Birthday and 1 year Anniversary Stephanie! Gretchen says you’re a huge Gleek. Have you seen the promos? When you call my name... To my sissy "Kiwi" in Gatineau, thanks so much for the super visit! Love Poopsie. And for Anna from Lainey – stay strong, lots of sushi, and a big hug. Full Story

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s official. I want to be a 12 year old super hero. Hit Girl. Burn the f-cking Barbie because Hit Girl is all you need. Obviously I’m now obsessed with Kick-Ass. More on this later, including Aaron Johnson. Right now though, and it’s early, Kick-Ass is generating a 100% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes  Read Full Intro

Emma and the pig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 14:51:55 March 24, 2010 14:51:55

Love her so much. She knows she must look foolish but she also doesn't give a sh-t. Why not have a good time? So many of her peers take themselves too seriously. Emma's like - sure, whatever, I can walk a pig down the carpet. Give me the lead. And I'll laugh my way through. And everyone will adore me. Full Story

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Hit Girl and Aaron Johnson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 13:24:37 March 24, 2010 13:24:37

Went to a screening yesterday of Kick-Ass. Will post a formal review of the movie closer to the release date (April 16th) but without getting into too much detail Chloe Grace Moretz does NOT disappoint. I am now a 36 year old hag who wants to be a 12 year old superhero called Hit Girl with a mouth like a trucker, moves like Bruce Lee, and the face of an angel. Full Story

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Brange genes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 12:06:00 March 24, 2010 12:06:00

It’s the second post about them today but I had to because a few weeks ago some agencies identified Knox Leon Jolie Pitt as the Chosen One Shiloh Jolie Pitt and there was all this back and forth about whether or not it was KL or the Chosen and today Angelina stepped out on the balcony with both of them and this is the only reason I can tell them apart. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 11:23:26 March 24, 2010 11:23:26

Ungrateful Princess AssTalk is off TV and strokes the MiniVan as her excuse. But she’ll be begging to come back in 5 years (Dlisted)

Dear Michael Phelps: Lucy Liu or Tila Tequila or Zhang ZiYi and definitely not me. I wish. (The Superficial)

Everyone porn tat bitch is capitalising on Sandy’s pain (Popeater)

Leo’s Bar ass from the side (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon still in great spirits after boyfriend birthday weekend (Pop Sugar)

Hilary Duff in Edmonton for dinner with Mike Comrie (Just Jared)

Two blowhards in a pissing match (E! Online)

Chelsea Handler’s bikini body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Robert Pattinson’s hair fights Taylor Lautner’s chest (Towleroad)

Aside from his wife, goddamn Tiger Woods has the worst taste in women (Cele|bitchy)

Alba shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 10:00:11 March 24, 2010 10:00:11

Jessica Alba went out twice yesterday and gave me shoe envy. First in the afternoon while running errands it was a black leather pair of ankle boots. I’ve been looking for flat ankle boots in between motorcycle and riding. Fiorentini Baker has a pair but they cut me off at the wrong spot. Anyway, hers are perfect. Full Story

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Jude, Guy, Dior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 09:10:18 March 24, 2010 09:10:18

Jude Law is in Paris shooting a new ad for Christian Dior Homme and it looks like it’s being directed by Guy Ritchie. A little Holmes reunion then. As you can see, as has been the case for the last while, Jude is gorgeous. Like, really, really beautiful. Especially in a suit. And with his hair all fluffed out. Full Story

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The Cranking Hour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 08:17:06 March 24, 2010 08:17:06

I was up this morning at 5am. I was up before Lindsay Lohan left the party. At 5:30am. She has nothing better to do. Some time last year I was on my way to studio and listening to Jim Rome on the radio. The dumbasses in Vancouver decided to take him off the air for a while and he’d just been brought back. Full Story

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Manslinger off duty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 07:39:13 March 24, 2010 07:39:13

Kate Hudson was busy shooting Earthbound in New Orleans through the early part of the year. Production has wrapped and she’s back in LA, spotted yesterday at lunch with a friend, showing of long legs and great skin, ready for spring and hopefully a new fling. Manslinger’s been quiet, quieter than expected. Full Story

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Swifty & Selena go bowling with Cory

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 07:13:26 March 24, 2010 07:13:26

Taylor Swift has been touring. But there was a 6 day break. So she’s back in LA and met up with her BFF Selena Gomez last night, among others, and they hit up the bowling alley. Cute. Cory Monteith, or someone who looks a lot like Cory Monteith, was also there. There had been reports that the two are dating. Full Story

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