Piano Riddler at the Royal Wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 14:15:30 November 25, 2010 14:15:30

This is Elton John today in London leaving BBC Studios looking like Jim Carrey’s Riddler. He was asked on the radio today whether or not he’ll be performing at Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding. Elton’s response: "I probably am." Then, perhaps realising that wasn’t the most prudent thing to say, he covered: "I'll probably be busking outside. Full Story

Back to her old tricks?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 13:16:11 November 25, 2010 13:16:11

Surely The Italian Queen has some experience with girl on girl action for pay, right? What? Oh ok, you’re right. She’s all class and innocence. Elisabetta Canalis is currently promoting a movie called A Natale Mi Sposo. She wore leather pants to the photocall in Rome yesterday with a very Grimaldi face. Full Story

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TV Live Blog - Thursday, November 25, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 11:55:11 November 25, 2010 11:55:11

It’s Snow Day in Vancouver! This has no relevance to the liveblog. I just love the first real Snow Day of the year. Duana’s here for tv talk, and probably some tit talk. And a tip about that vintage shoppe in NYC. And more. I expect you all will probably go off about the Buffy thing. And I’m going to go off about Grey’s Anatomy the Musical. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 11:25:36 November 25, 2010 11:25:36

Debatable: Celebrities to be thankful for (The Superficial)

Katie Holmes wants Little Sci to freeze? (Dlisted)

Jay Leno is a thief? Who cares? The best part of this article is what they say about Taylor Swift on why she’s always fronting like she’s so “surprised”. (Popeater)

High fashion RiRi (Hollywood Tuna)

Mr Schue hula hoop! (Pop Sugar)

Nikki Reed’s new movie is with Lolita P (Just Jared)

I actually believe Avril and Brody are the real thing (Popoholic)

Oh look. They have matching fake gel nails (Celebuzz)

So Chelsea Handler used 50 Cent to avoid asking Swifty about Jakey? Weak (E! Online)

Mischa Barton joins the MiniVan Majority (Go Fug Yourself)

Porny Float

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 10:46:19 November 25, 2010 10:46:19

She performed during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York today. Something from her new Christmas album. When I say “performed” I mean she tried really hard to mouth the words. And not forget them. This is not singing. But it is pretty funny. Especially when she scrunches up her nose on the high notes, as if she’s really working to hit them. Full Story

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No, seriously, he’s perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 09:01:55 November 25, 2010 09:01:55

Really. He is. I received an email yesterday from Isabel who told me about Colin Firth’s article in Vogue which reminded me I hadn’t even opened my December issue yet. Of course I immediately went to check. And there he is. On page 292, maybe the best photo of him ever taken. And then the interview. Full Story

Lipgloss and holiday style-offs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 08:40:48 November 25, 2010 08:40:48

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha - I'm a chapstick-kind-of-girl. But lipstick looks gorgeous on women and I always think I want to upgrade. However, when I buy lipstick, I put it on, it dries up and comes off w/in 2 hours, and I never use it again. Full Story

Goon >Love Guru

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 08:15:00 November 25, 2010 08:15:00

Then again, it’s not hard to be better than The Love Guru. Woah wait. Wasn’t Jessica Alba in The Love Guru. Was she forced at gunpoint? Because, you know, she’s all discerning and sh-t right? Anyway, there’s another Canadian who is making a movie about hockey. And, well, it sounds awesome. Full Story

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Coldplay Christmas Lights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 07:42:34 November 25, 2010 07:42:34

I wrote about Christmas Lights twice yesterday. It’s because I’ve been thinking about them a lot. About that time of year I keep going on about when being optimistic seems...easier. I guess it really started when I was in London a couple of weeks ago. I’d never seen the Christmas lights on Oxford and Regent Streets before. Full Story

November 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 07:24:46 November 25, 2010 07:24:46

Happy Birthday Noel with love from your bitch-in-crime Susan who can’t imagine life without you when it comes to ragging on RoboBride! And for Stacey and your very particular list of requests: the Cowboys & Aliens poster featuring Daniel Craig’s ridiculous ass, Daniel Craig’s moustache photobombing Swifty (one of my favourite’s too) which fulfills two in one, and with Catherine Tate for Comic Relief (I always, always loved that her character’s name was Elaine). Full Story

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Last year I wrote about a book called The Worst Date Ever by Jane Bussmann (click here for a refresher), the true story of a girl who, essentially, couldn’t stand interviewing Ashton Kutcher (and the like) anymore and instead ended up in Uganda but only because she really wanted to go on a date with a hot human rights activist.  Read Full Intro