Jonah Hexed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 12:05:11 June 21, 2010 12:05:11

Written by Sarah Do you believe in voodoo? I do. Call it superstition, karma, witchcraft, bad juju. I believe that “There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.” And I walked right into a black magic trap over the weekend. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 11:24:31 June 21, 2010 11:24:31

Man-hugs from behind (Dlisted)

This is totally my next Halloween costume (The Superficial)

Zach Gilford says thank you. SO cute. (Popeater)

Ashley Greene finally pulls it together on a red carpet (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia on set with the Megan Fox replacement (Just Jared)

LipGloss keeps using his abs to promote his movie and... I like it! (Pop Sugar)

RDJ receives an award and OMG. RDJ... as Oz! (ASL)

Annalynne McCord tries to shake up our bikini boredom with some nipple action (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Three Whiskers to marry his model (INO)

Robert Pattinson, the “experts”, Leo D, and Joaquin (Cele|bitchy)

Simon borrows from the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 09:57:46 June 21, 2010 09:57:46

The shoes. Simon Cowell was working out some Tom Cruise leather lifts upon arrival at the X Factor auditions in London today. All he wears are ratty t-shirts to show off a rather mediocre chest but he cares enough for a pair of heels so that they won’t think he’s too short...? Height and hair, men get weird about height and hair. Full Story

She can totally act

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 09:24:38 June 21, 2010 09:24:38

The Italian Queen has a guest-starring role on Leverage. Not because she’s dating George Clooney but because she’s clearly the Italian Kate Winslet, every line delivered with such conviction, every nuance layered with tension. Brilliant, non? If I’m Jessica Biel I’m hoping I can follow Elisabetta Canalis for every future audition. Full Story

Anna like Mimi?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 08:59:54 June 21, 2010 08:59:54

As you know, Mariah Carey is barely capable of walking and standing up by herself. If she could, she would go through life being carried everywhere. On several occasions she’s made this happen. One of my favourite stories of all time is when Mimi was attending some kind of party in her honour in England and made the car circle several times until there were enough people waiting for her arrival and upon arrival, seeing a large staircase, pouting for a security man to lift her up in his arms as she smiled and made baby faces all the way to the top. Full Story

JailBait with haircut hosts the MMVAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 08:38:18 June 21, 2010 08:38:18

As a Canadian I might be biased but you ask the artists and they’d all agree too – there is no event like the MuchMusic Video Awards for fan enthusiasm and engagement. It’s a block party for teens. And it attracts the top teen talent year after year because of it. The MMVAs put Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber on the same stage. Full Story

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NKOTB + BSB

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 07:16:00 June 21, 2010 07:16:00

That’s what happened this weekend in New York. The New Kids were performing. They sang a Backstreet Boys song, then the Backstreet Boys joined them onstage, then the Backstreet Boys sang alone, then they all sang together and jumped around the stage and you can imagine how the fans lost their sh-t. Full Story

Happy Birthday but not Father’s Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 06:56:52 June 21, 2010 06:56:52

How was your Father’s Day? Did you call your dad? I called my dad in Toronto, promised to take him out for dinner when we’re in town next week, and had dinner last night with Jacek’s dad over proper Polish blood sausages topped off with a cigar. How did Keith Urban spend his Father’s Day? Well for Keith Urban, there was no Father’s Day. Full Story

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June 21, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 06:51:00 June 21, 2010 06:51:00

To Lisa in Hudson, happy belated birthday from Amber G and the rest of her band of merry gentle people! We wish you a year of new and exciting experiences. Here's a photo of Joey S for a little rock n roll inspiration. Love you very much! Xo Dove Self-Esteem Fund research has found that more than 70 per cent of girls globally refrain from participating in daily activities such as sharing their opinion or attending a social event, due to low self-esteem. Full Story

Friday, June 18, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I played Quidditch with Harry and Ron. And drank more Butterbeer. And my wand, it CHOSE me. Will be leaving The Wizarding World of Harry Potter soon. Feel like Harry at the end of the school year. Will dedicate a full post to the theme park etc but to answer your question about what the wand selection process is like, I honestly don’t think you want to spoil it until you get inside.  Read Full Intro

The one that won’t suck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 15:59:00 June 18, 2010 15:59:00

Mark Harris wrote a great article in the last issue of Entertainment Weekly about the piss poor offering at the movies this year. As in quality. This is not about the box office, this is about good films. And there haven’t been many. So few that How to Train Your Dragon is one of the only ones that’s top of mind. Full Story

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