Short & Blonde for Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2010 15:51:14 May 7, 2010 15:51:14

We leave for Cannes on Tuesday after a short few days in Toronto for Mother’s Day. It’s the same combination from 2 years ago: Laura, Dylan, and me, same as when Mischa Barton broke my arm Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2010 11:03:27 May 7, 2010 11:03:27

Want to smell like Mimi cheese rocks? (Dlisted

Um, the way this bitch is wording her denial sounds awfully like a shady confirmation (The Superficial)

Gold plated filthy scabs (Popeater)

Halle Berry training for custody battle? (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Richie is actually not as skinny as Kate Bosworth (Pop Sugar)

Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke: some people would say they’re the perfect couple (Just Jared)

Will Robo Katie become a Pussycat? (Hollywood Life)

Christina Aguilera in a bathrobe (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gaga’s wind section (Towleroad)

Swifty gives back. Will Country Bitch give some too? (Cele|bitchy)

Leighton’s Met Disappointment and Spoiler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2010 10:15:24 May 7, 2010 10:15:24

Leighton Meester was in Madrid the other day on some kind of promotional tour for Herbal Essences. On Monday she was at the Met Gala dressed like horrible ass. It’s even more offensive because the year before she was without doubt one of the best of the event in that memorable Louis Vuitton. Remember? It was high fashion and edge and gorgeous. Full Story

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Adrian Grenier and Jennifer Aniston’s soulmate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2010 09:24:27 May 7, 2010 09:24:27

After Adrian Grenier cut his hair, many of you noted that he looks remarkably like John Stamos who happened to be photographed on the set of Entourage filming a guest appearance on the show yesterday. I don’t see it but again, I don’t have the best eyes. While Stamos was shooting in LA, his soulmate Jennifer Aniston continued to work on Just Go With It in Hawaii. Full Story

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Jakey’s light suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2010 08:37:53 May 7, 2010 08:37:53

The photo agency says it’s light blue. All I see is grey. I am however a little bit cross-eyed and a lot nearsighted. Maybe it is blue after all. This is Jake Gyllenhaal in London today all dressed up for a full day of press to promote Prince of Persia. The film, going by the trailer, looks ridiculous to me. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse gets his wings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2010 08:25:18 May 7, 2010 08:25:18

His dad and his dad’s wife and his girlfriend attended Hot Harry on a Horse’s Army Pilot Graduation today. Look at him. So f-cking cute I can’t stand it. And I love him with Chelsy. I love them. I want them to get married and have babies and live in a castle and ride ponies and hide their extra marital offspring but not until later. Full Story

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Celebrate the rare win

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2010 07:45:52 May 7, 2010 07:45:52

My Porny showed up at the Operation Smile Gala in New York last night and it was not a disaster, not at all. This is not a dress I’d choose for myself, and the print might not be for everyone, but the fit, it’s a good fit for her, it flatters her, she’s not shoving her tits into my face and there’s a nice, defined waist. Full Story

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May 7, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2010 07:25:33 May 7, 2010 07:25:33

To Janet – Happy 30th Birthday with love from Lena who mentioned Scott Speedman? He really did look hot at Coachella. And maybe a little something else. Happy Birthday Zoe– continue to show us all what it means to be in your 30s, flirty and thriving and learning Arabic! Miss you, love you, and steer clear of tequila and whisky. Full Story

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Thursday, May 6, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I am still cringing from yesterday’s record-breaking Fontrum courtesy of Katie Holmes’s awkward come hither dance for her husband. It’s like the movie Airplane - the more you watch it, the funnier it gets. Or in this case, the more you watch, the more embarrassed you feel.  Read Full Intro

All GOOP Thursday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 13:53:00 May 6, 2010 13:53:00

She’ll be all over the place today/tonight/tomorrow so if you can’t stand the snotty bitch, find a yoga class and breathe it out. Thursday is always GOOP Day. And today, one day before the highly anticipated release of Iron Man 2, the column is devoted to her Pepper Potts body. Of course. Full Story

She probably started that rumour herself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 13:04:51 May 6, 2010 13:04:51

The last time Lindsay Lohan attended the Costume Institute Gala it was 2007 and she was one of the last to arrive, because she’s a famewhore like that, and Lara and I watched her take her sweet time up the steps and I remember us saying to each other – Goddamn she looks busted. In retrospect, she did not look all that busted. Full Story