Is that your baby?

October 26, 2009 17:53:42 Posted at October 26, 2009 17:53:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was so excited to see you were at the U2 show last night in LA. And did your baby come along with your baby? She’s beautiful, Alicja Bachleda-Curus is so beautiful. And you’re holding her hand and you look happy and she’s Polish and that makes me happy because I married a Pole so we have that in common but I’ve told you that already, I just like repeating it because it’s the only connection we have, other than when I interviewed you at TIFF but it’s not like you remember, you were probably missing her and I would miss her too because she seems sweet and hasn’t sold you out to any tabloids like Jude Law’s baby mother. Full Story

Robo Disconnected

October 26, 2009 14:53:24 Posted at October 26, 2009 14:53:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That word explains everything. Per the Paul Haggis revelations mentioned in today’s open, “disconnect” is a Scientology policy that refers to the action taken against those who do not share the Xenu love. Haggis’s wife was ordered to “disconnect” from her family when they broke from the Church. Full Story

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JLo love story and pit stains

October 26, 2009 13:00:00 Posted at October 26, 2009 13:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husbands is trying to produce a movie about their marriage, like a satirical account of how it was to have her as a wife. Radar reports that JLo, obviously, is trying to block it, and since she has more money than he does, chances are she’ll win. Full Story

Let Ricky be Ricky

October 26, 2009 12:02:18 Posted at October 26, 2009 12:02:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has announced that for the first time in 15 years, the Golden Globe Awards will have a host: Ricky Gervais. Finally. Ricky told People:“Not only is this the biggest Hollywood celebration of the industry, which includes both film and TV, but also an environment where I feel I can get free reign as a host. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 26, 2009 11:22:00 Posted at October 26, 2009 11:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Cruise’s new nickname for Paul Haggis. MK is so f-cking win. (Dlisted)

Julia Roberts in a bikini (The Superficial)

More reason to love Leona Lewis (Popeater)

Lindsay Lohan: one step closer to Playboy (Hollywood Tuna)

Cam Gigandet > Orlando Bloom (Just Jared)

They remember (ASL)

Twilight + Gossip Girl (Pop Sugar)

What happens when you get kicked out of the faux castle (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Prunes for juniors (INO)

Please. She did it on purpose and still no one called her (Cele|bitchy)

Hockey and a sleepover?

October 26, 2009 10:13:10 Posted at October 26, 2009 10:13:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Lautner left Vancouver on Saturday – click here for the photos – and skipped the Twilight Eclipse wrap party that night held at the Vancouver Aquarium. He had other plans. Including hooking up with Taylor Swift to go to the hockey game in LA on Sunday night. Full Story

Ryan Gosling in Vancouver

October 26, 2009 08:26:57 Posted at October 26, 2009 08:26:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Samantha and Alanna for these photos from the Dead Man’s Bones show in Vancouver on Saturday night. My lady business can’t handle him in that shirt and that waistcoat bringing the mad quiver…It was a good decision not to go. It was a good decision not to test the Shame Threshold. Full Story

The Royal Family of JailBait

October 26, 2009 07:20:00 Posted at October 26, 2009 07:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And all those ambitious parents on Toddlers & Tiaras, all of them are taking notes, admiring the latest move by the Cyruses who have written the definitive book on raising JailBait, following up their Miley masterpiece with what could very well be the Mona Lisa of all JailBait... Take a look at 9 year old Noah Cyrus at Jamie Lee Curtis's Halloween party on Saturday dressed as. Full Story

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Becks & Ewan

October 26, 2009 07:12:00 Posted at October 26, 2009 07:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shirt on or shirt off? Either option works for me and both would be better without that sh-t all over his face – check out David Beckham at an LA Galaxy game getting down to his skin for the fans and autographs. Would you ask for one on your chest? It’s not the classiest move ever, usually reserved for Nickelback fans, and I still ultimately wouldn’t but I will admit I would at least consider it. Full Story

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Double JGL

October 26, 2009 06:57:26 Posted at October 26, 2009 06:57:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Isn’t this a moist Monday morning. First Brad, Becks in a bit, and this is Joseph Gordon-Levitt with his brother the other day throwing wish coins into a water fountain. It’s not relevant to the story, but I am not attracted to the brother. JGL on the other hand… So f-cking cute. Anyway, JGL has two releases coming up on the same day November 13th, neither look terribly promising. Full Story

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Shiloh protects

October 26, 2009 06:48:25 Posted at October 26, 2009 06:48:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brangelunatics put their faith in The Chosen One. And The Chosen One heard their call on Saturday as Brad Pitt was involved in a minor accident on his bike while riding around LA. According to TMZ, he hit a parked car and fell over. Full Story