January 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 18, 2010 05:19:20 Posted at January 18, 2010 05:19:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jen from Sacramento says "Thanks God" for my roommate Amanda. The only person who is allowed to dress up as me for Halloween (see photo), my bridesmaid partner in crime, and the best roommate ever for being brave enough to kill giant spiders when I am being a big chicken. Happy Belated Birthday Caroline! Heard last week was rough. Full Story

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Golden Globe Sunday is off to a good start. Brett Favre may have pissed on his legacy with the retirement f-ckery but there is no team I loathe more than the Dallas Cowboys. Suck it Romo. Now that Jessica Simpson is out of the picture, who will that little bitch blame now? Sorry, enough sports talk.  Read Full Intro

Friday, January 15, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Please tell James Franco that if he squints really hard, I kinda look not really like Komiko. Back to back new 30 Rock last night, did you watch? For those you of who don’t believe that grown men can develop relationships with cartoon pillows, well, you should read the article last summer in the New York Times.  Read Full Intro

Cheese Champers!

January 15, 2010 16:28:58 Posted at January 15, 2010 16:28:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me.The Splashes. Full Story

Fire Burning

January 15, 2010 15:11:21 Posted at January 15, 2010 15:11:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Somebody call 911Shawty fire burning on the dance floor You’re gonna hate me for putting that song in your head the rest of the day. But it’s the song that popped into my head when I saw what Dianna Agron wore to the Season Diamond Fashion Awards last night. Dude, it’s getting worse. Full Story

Winona is still invited

January 15, 2010 12:17:58 Posted at January 15, 2010 12:17:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well that’s a good sign. Last week while sick I indulged in an old movie marathon which included How to Make an American Quilt. It was 15 years ago. And Winona Ryder was perfect. As A List as A List could get. So breathtakingly beautiful. I mean that face. There still isn’t anything like that face. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 15, 2010 11:14:00 Posted at January 15, 2010 11:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

God can’t prevent a nipslip (The Superficial)

Guidos and Guidettes in training (Dlisted)

Fergie got a great ass in low resolution (Hollywood Tuna)

Hugh Jackman has a lot to enjoy in Brazil, and his family too (Just Jared)
 
James Franco pale and pasty outside the Marmont…which seems appropriate (Popsugar)

Russell Brand fake peeing on paps (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taylor Momsen: eyeliner is more important than Haiti (Cele|bitchy)

I always, always loved Dr Carter (INO)

Gaga is “exhausted” too? (ASL)

Who are the 13% approving of Heidi Montag’s oversurgery??? (PopEater)

Nine nominees

January 15, 2010 10:44:13 Posted at January 15, 2010 10:44:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here they come. Marion Cotillard arrived in LA yesterday under a trilby in advance of the Golden Globes on Sunday. Penelope Cruz boarded in Madrid today, presumably heading for the same. Both ladies of Nine have been nominated, Marion for Best Actress, Pene for Best Supporting, and they will join their co-star Third Lip Kidman, a presenter, at the Nine table at the Beverly Hilton. Full Story

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Harvard Annie

January 15, 2010 09:30:46 Posted at January 15, 2010 09:30:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Club has named Anne Hathaway the Woman of the Year to be awarded in February. Harvard has MUCH better taste this month than Vogue, non? They call her Annie. And Annie has indeed enjoyed a wonderful year with an Oscar nomination for Rachel Getting Married, earning critical praise for her performance in Twelfth Night for Shakespeare in the Park, and will star in Tim Burton’s upcoming highly anticipated Alice in Wonderland. Full Story

Why sign when you can spit?

January 15, 2010 09:08:00 Posted at January 15, 2010 09:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gerard Butler hit up a Golden Globes gifting suite last night and was approached for autographs from fans who’d gladly let him spray their faces. Have I ever mentioned my Team Spittle hate mail? Not quite as f-cked up as the Twi-Hards or as violent as the Aniston groupies or as self righteous as the Brangelunatics, but firmly ensconced in their very own crazy corner all the same. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: More Hugh Grant on W

January 15, 2010 08:59:28 Posted at January 15, 2010 08:59:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

W Network continues its Hooked on Hugh movie event (every Saturday night in January) this Saturday, January 16th. At 7pm E/P it’s the premiere of Mickey Blue Eyes, followed by Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason at 9pm Eastern/Pacific. The thing about Hugh playing Daniel Cleaver in Thailand caught with that worker child in his room is that it’s easy to imagine the real Hugh in the same situation. Full Story