June 17, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2010 07:15:21 June 17, 2010 07:15:21

This is for Fiona who is having a rough go. Be sad for now but not for long. Because he sucks. And you are an inspiration to Maree who requested for you some Taylor Kitsch. See below. Have mercy. Hey there Circus Small...sending you the happiest 36th birthday wishes. How is it that you and I look younger with every passing year? Must be all of the special beers we drank at the Rose N Crown in the 90's. Full Story

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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Dear Gossips,

There was a chocolate frog waiting for me in my hotel room when I checked in last night at the Hard Rock Hotel at Universal Orlando. The card? Salazar Slytherin. Dean got Godric Gryffindor. And this is only the beginning. Am at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter covering the grand opening for etalk.  Read Full Intro

Party every night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 14:16:43 June 16, 2010 14:16:43

It’s been a pretty dress every night for Jennifer Lopez this week as she’s attended event after event in New York. Last night it was the Samsung 9th Annual Four Seasons of Hope Gala at Cipriani. Before that it was the Apollo. Tonight there’s probably something else. Great to see her for the dress porn, sure, but how is this helping with the career problem? The new album was supposed to come out this summer. Full Story

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Missing Christian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 12:47:39 June 16, 2010 12:47:39

It’s been too long since Christian Bale was at the movies. Almost a year actually. Public Enemies last summer, right? This summer will be Bale-less as his next feature with Mark Wahlberg, The Fighter, doesn’t yet have a confirmed release date. Bale is slated for the third Batman but that’s still in script, and also a movie with Terrence Malick which means we won’t see it until Emmeline turns 18. Full Story

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Bono on break

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 11:06:02 June 16, 2010 11:06:02

As you know, Bono had emergency back surgery in May necessitating the postponement of the North American leg of the U2 360 Degree tour until fall. He’s been convalescing at his home Eze-sur-Mer but on Sunday borrowed Sir Philip Green’s (Topshop) helicopter to go house shopping in Nice close to where the Brange and the Beckhams live. Full Story

Good hair, good suit, good interview

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 10:08:59 June 16, 2010 10:08:59

I have a friend with a permanent hard-on for Robert Pattinson. Several of them actually. But this one in particular, she’s been campaigning to change me, to win me over to the “Rob side” as she calls it. And while my consistent response has been to tell her that that kind of “Rob side” terminology only makes her look like more of a loser, she remains undeterred in her efforts. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 09:32:21 June 16, 2010 09:32:21

These kids are getting rich. Look out in 10 years (Popeater)

Kevin Federline Jr is not to blame for her starving herself (Dlisted)

Megan Fox to marry the BAG. Again. (The Superficial)

An Asian abomination with blonde hair and big tits (Hollywood Tuna

Nicole Richie is a long way away from her babies (Pop Sugar)

The Drake riot (The FAB Life)

Amanda Seyfried – gym, dog, gym, dog, exboyfriend. It’s a routine. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Evan Rachel Wood for Gucci (Just Jared)

The beautiful Jolie for the refugees (E! Online)

How Size 2 is hustling for a job (Cele|bitchy)

JailBait’s ear tat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 08:39:41 June 16, 2010 08:39:41

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth arrived at LAX together yesterday holding hands. Am generally not a fan of heel clogs but these are working for me. And I really do love the unaffordable Chanel ones. Hers however look to be another brand. She looks good. She looks good with him. I am afraid to see The Last Song because of him. Full Story

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Sin vs. Sweet: The Game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 08:33:36 June 16, 2010 08:33:36

Around the world with the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 08:29:15 June 16, 2010 08:29:15

We are fast approaching the release date of Knight & Day. To promote the film the GMD and Cameron Diaz are travelling the world, almost a city every day in Europe, and they were in what appeared to be matching outfits for press in Austria Tuesday before jetting off to Spain where he was spotted, with Katie Holmes, holding a sleepy Little Sci into their hotel. Full Story

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This hasbeen is so dumb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 07:57:00 June 16, 2010 07:57:00

TMZ is reporting that Katie Holmes’s former fiancé Chris Klein was busted this morning in LA for attempting murder with his car. He failed a field sobriety test after the cops spotted him flailing around on the freeway, over twice the legal limit, and was promptly arrested. Full Story