Carey forgives

October 22, 2009 10:06:40 Posted at October 22, 2009 10:06:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hopefully she made him grovel. And promise not to be a whiny “me me me” narcissistic bitch boyfriend. Photo Assumption says he seems to be trying hard to keep his girl. A flirty Shia LaBeouf was on set yesterday with Carey Mulligan in New York shooting Wall Street 2, a remarkable departure from the sullen pouting baby we’re used to seeing. Full Story

Back to back Ewan

October 22, 2009 08:33:52 Posted at October 22, 2009 08:33:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You loved Ewan McGregor on Wednesday. Today he’s back for more. Ewan appeared on Regis & Kelly yesterday – screen shots attached. Then he and his wife Eve flew to LA, photographed with their bags arriving at LAX. Ewan, in a jaunty hat, took care of the cart as he led them out of the arrivals area. Full Story

Spons’d Tingles: The Devil Wears Prada on W

October 22, 2009 08:23:18 Posted at October 22, 2009 08:23:18
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W Network’s TripleFlix movie event continues Saturday (and every Saturday this fall) with, well, what’s become yet another iconic Meryl Streep performance. The Devil Wears Prada premieres this Saturday (October 24th) at 9pm E/P on W. Meryl, Emily Blunt, Anne Hathaway, and Stanley Tucci. Full Story

No GOOP on girl’s night?

October 22, 2009 08:06:10 Posted at October 22, 2009 08:06:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna and Stella McCartney hooked up for dinner last night in London. Where’s Gwyneth? She’d be there too if she could. Or maybe it’s Tracy Anderson who’s come between Madge and G? Doubtful. G would never choose a lowly employee over the Queen of Pop. Gwyneth is probably too busy trying to make fried rice from spelt, much like she completely raped the recipe for bibimbop. Full Story

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No Botox for the eyeballs

October 22, 2009 07:26:35 Posted at October 22, 2009 07:26:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If it were possible, I wonder if Granny Freeze would take care of that too. Then she’d never be caught by cameras looking like this. Which is less than perfect. And less than perfect isn’t good enough. Only completely immobilised and creaseless is good enough. But let’s not fault Gran for seeming tired. Full Story

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Porny & Spittle!?!?

October 22, 2009 07:14:34 Posted at October 22, 2009 07:14:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Post divorce, Jessica Simpson has the worst taste in men. And the same taste as Jennifer Aniston. John Mayer, now Gerard Butler? So says Page Six, reporting today that Porny had dinner with Spittle on Tuesday, accompanied by friends but totally cocooned in their own imaginary bubble, eventually leaving the restaurant together…for more? Great. Full Story

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Dear Gossips,

There’s no better way to open the day than with some photos of Bill Nighy. Check him out arriving back at his hotel last night in Beverly Hills. And just in time too. Pirate Radio, formerly titled The Boat That Rocked, will FINALLY premiere in North American on November 13. I watched it and loved it on a flight a couple of months ago – click here for a refresher - and, as usual, Bill delivers the sexy. All the time he delivers the sexy.

Pirate Radio is fun. So fun. Philip Seymour Hoffman is surprisingly sexy. Emma Thompson, as usual, is sublime. And you will fall in love with Tom Sturridge. Sweet apple cheeked beautiful Tom Sturridge.

It’s Wednesday and Pippy has taken pity on Shelfy. See? Her cling is unshakeable. Am blogging all day, check back often, and please scroll down for late day posts from Tuesday.

Glee tonight makes up for the seemingly relentless rain. Of course I woke up today with good hair that will die as soon as I step outside. F-cker.

Yours in gossip,


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Renee comes with baggage…

October 21, 2009 19:08:16 Posted at October 21, 2009 19:08:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Bradley. Cooper, obviously. Exclusive photos last night – Renee Zellweger arriving in Vancouver to spent time with Coop. Very cute. Am told that when she came off the flight, she went straight to the washroom for some pretty time – fresh makeup and a quick change. Jacek and I were long distance the first part of our relationship. Full Story

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Jessica & JT together in Vancouver: first photos

October 21, 2009 17:18:00 Posted at October 21, 2009 17:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well that didn’t take long. Here they are, the first photos of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake in Vancouver together this afternoon after lunch with her assistant. Why does she need an assistant? She’s always with the assistant. Anyway, am told they seemed “fine”, low key, and held hands as they left. Full Story

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Junior’s audacity

October 21, 2009 14:38:00 Posted at October 21, 2009 14:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I thought it was stanky a couple of weeks ago when Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr were all mopey faced about her being sick. Of course they shared it on Twitter. And if you suspected it to be a sympathy grab, you wouldn’t be entirely off base. Because Jr’s ex wife Mary Jo Eustace wrote a book. Full Story

Saturday Night Franco

October 21, 2009 12:49:41 Posted at October 21, 2009 12:49:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m late on this, sorry. But these photos…it’s worth it, right? You may have seen a silent James Franco on Saturday Night Live last weekend during a skit in which he, playing himself, was ignored by Keenan Thompson on a talk show sketch. At the end of that sketch, he stood up to dance. Full Story

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