MET Doppelganger: Elizabeth Banks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 07:39:14 May 4, 2010 07:39:14

Some might say the tights are overkill. From the side she actually looks like she’s carrying an animal rug or a portable resting mat. Love it or hate it though, this is not Elizabeth Banks’s biggest problem. Did you open the photos and think for a second that she was Sienna Miller? Because Sienna would have worn this only better, and Sienna’s hair would have been styled like this only better, and her eyes would have been smudged black too only better, and while Elizabeth Banks certainly deserves some props for not going safe and conservative, at the same time if the result is being mistaken for the lesser version of someone else, I’m pretty sure that doesn’t qualify as a win either. Full Story

MET Sit DOWN: Jessica Szohr

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 07:27:38 May 4, 2010 07:27:38

Someone actually posed harder than Renee Zellweger last night, especially when you consider who she actually is. Annoying, barely relevant Vanessa on Gossip Girl showed up at the Met Gala with a lot of Try on her face and a wannabe Jennifer Lopez expression leaving us with two questions: Who? And Why Is? Look at this bitch go for it. Full Story

MET MIA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 07:14:18 May 4, 2010 07:14:18

Wait before you hate. Because it’s M.I.A. What else did you expect her to wear? And, really, WHO else did you expect her to wear. M.I.A. and Alexander Wang make sense. M.I.A. in something elegant and classic and pretty makes no f-cking sense. Why would you want to shove M.I.A. into something pedestrian and turn her into something else? So it’s hardly a controversial dress. Full Story

MET garden dress and her beautiful boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 07:02:05 May 4, 2010 07:02:05

Or is it fiancé now? All these engagements and bit players, who can keep track? Rachel Bilson also wore LV. I like it ok... but do I like it for night? Do you like it for night? Did you like it for last night? I liked him better last night. Hayden Christensen is great in a tux, and so much better than the rumply suit he wore last time Full Story

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MET Midnight Blue: Oprah > Abbie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 06:46:20 May 4, 2010 06:46:20

The Mighty looked great. She was the host, of course, and she chose Oscar de la Renta, and for her, he was perfect. A dress that apparently took 4 people over 250 hours to finish, and it really did fit her beautifully, so flattering, and the construction is magnificent and you can tell she felt magnificent and the styling, the hair, the makeup. Full Story

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The Costume Institute Gala 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 06:30:07 May 4, 2010 06:30:07

We will fight. We will be fighting a LOT. Duana and I fought a little over email yesterday about Tina Fey. More on this later. Fashion, obviously, is subjective. We will not agree on everything. We probably won’t agree on much. But remember when you’re yelling at me that this is the Met Gala. Full Story

May 4, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 06:25:38 May 4, 2010 06:25:38

To Colleen O - Happy 50th birthday! Isn't it great to know that smut never grows old (unlike some people)? Love Judy and Erin (your much younger sisters). Happy Bday BK, xo Meegs To Alexa with much love from Natalia – Happy 22nd Birthday! I hear the job hunt is sucking. Here’s some Mark Salling to help it suck a little less. Full Story

Monday, May 3, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Our niece Veronica received her First Communion yesterday. She was a superstar. As you can imagine, it was family day, more so than usual, at church. Jacek and I spent part of the service counting Biebers. Every boy aged 10 – 14 was workin’ the Bieber forward sweep, even our own nephew Oliver who is 11.  Read Full Intro

At Balthazar without Balthazar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 14:52:04 May 3, 2010 14:52:04

How long has it been? Almost a year? Since Sienna Miller finally quit Balthazar Getty? There was a DJ on a boat after that. Maybe a random hook up or two, it’s so hard to keep track when it comes to Sienna but no matter now because she’s back with Jude and at her best, and spotted today in New York at Balthazar enjoying the afternoon before getting ready for tonight’s Costume Institute Gala. Full Story

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Perfect gets Ugly fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 13:46:50 May 3, 2010 13:46:50

Once one of the most beautiful couples, maybe THE most beautiful couple ever and now they’re done and this sh-t is getting dramatic. News broke Friday that Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry broke up some time ago and have stayed civil for their daughter Nahla’s sake even though the outlet that first reported the split – Radar Online Full Story

Happy Shelfy’s boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 12:16:55 May 3, 2010 12:16:55

Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is shakin’ itself from happiness today. It spent the weekend with Justin Timberlake in New York, holding hands, wearing dumb looking boots, trying to be a Fashion Girl, and tonight that ass will be escorting the boyfriend to the Costume Institute Gala for the second year in a row. Full Story

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