Becks & Ewan

October 26, 2009 07:12:00 Posted at October 26, 2009 07:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shirt on or shirt off? Either option works for me and both would be better without that sh-t all over his face – check out David Beckham at an LA Galaxy game getting down to his skin for the fans and autographs. Would you ask for one on your chest? It’s not the classiest move ever, usually reserved for Nickelback fans, and I still ultimately wouldn’t but I will admit I would at least consider it. Full Story

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Double JGL

October 26, 2009 06:57:26 Posted at October 26, 2009 06:57:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Isn’t this a moist Monday morning. First Brad, Becks in a bit, and this is Joseph Gordon-Levitt with his brother the other day throwing wish coins into a water fountain. It’s not relevant to the story, but I am not attracted to the brother. JGL on the other hand… So f-cking cute. Anyway, JGL has two releases coming up on the same day November 13th, neither look terribly promising. Full Story

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Shiloh protects

October 26, 2009 06:48:25 Posted at October 26, 2009 06:48:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brangelunatics put their faith in The Chosen One. And The Chosen One heard their call on Saturday as Brad Pitt was involved in a minor accident on his bike while riding around LA. According to TMZ, he hit a parked car and fell over. Full Story

October 26, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 26, 2009 06:42:37 Posted at October 26, 2009 06:42:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Cherrie M in Georgia – good luck at the new job today! Change is GOOD. And yes, if you are able, you must add it to your new computer. By request for a little pick-me-up, here’s Nathan Fillion. And also Puck (Mark Salling) from Glee. Try not to go too jizzy on your first day. Congratulations Laura W on your Jim & Pam wedding – did you get the debacle with the capo on video? Send! And to Colleen from Stephen in Scribbles love and laughter. Full Story

Eclipse departures

October 24, 2009 20:18:00 Posted at October 24, 2009 20:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Several cast members have wrapped on Twilight Eclipse in Vancouver and one by one they're heading out. Perhaps for good. Perhaps. As I've already noted, British Columbia's incentives are less attractive than other competing cities. The strength of the Canadian dollar, ironically, isn't helping either. Full Story

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Friday, October 23, 2009

Dear Gossips,

So Madonna wants to direct another movie. This time based on a screenplay that she wrote with Alex Keshishian about Wallis Simpson and Edward VIII. Apparently she asked Guy Ritchie for his input on the script and he suggested she approach a few well respected British actors to fill some of the roles. Madge is said to be taking meetings in the next week or so to determine casting but the most amazing detail about all this is that:

“A couple of agents who represent distinguished thespians sought reassurances that Madonna was not going to act in the picture as well”.

Can you imagine them telling her that? It’s lifemaking, right? Click here for more information about the film. Thanks Alfie!

Please scroll down for late day posts from Thursday including a discussion on Chicken Fried’s funky feet.

It’s Friday. Am working at a tv junket all weekend. And tomorrow night my bottom dwelling, sh-tty Maple Leafs come to Vancouver. Can’t wait for the verbal abuse at GM Place. Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,


Why Is

October 23, 2009 15:31:00 Posted at October 23, 2009 15:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Camilla Belle? It’s a super fun game Duana introduced last week over email, starting a chain with me and Michelle that lasted a solid hour beginning with this question: Why is Lake Bell? “Why Is” is an art. “Why Is” does not apply to Megan Fox. You might hate her, and I might hate admitting it, but Megan Fox is not irrelevant, sorry. Full Story

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Red on the regular, nude on occasion

October 23, 2009 14:34:18 Posted at October 23, 2009 14:34:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For most of us, red lipstick comes out rarely, not an everyday application. Gwen Stefani isn’t us. And so when she reverses her red, it is such a lovely surprise. Said it before, my favourite video is Underneath it all, in black and white on the bed and her face is made to look bare… SO beautiful. Full Story

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Please sleep

October 23, 2009 12:30:05 Posted at October 23, 2009 12:30:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know. He looks like hell. Worse than hell. He looks like he’s detoxing off some Lohan crank. But he’s just really tired and run down, ok? Between making movies, and prepping for soap opera work, and going to class, and writing essays, and studying, and being all arty and learning about things, and having to go to celebrity parties, he probably never sleeps. Full Story

Control your brand

October 23, 2009 11:13:01 Posted at October 23, 2009 11:13:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yo, Blackberry, what’s up with your brand police? You don’t care about prestige? I am a Blackberry user. A very, very loyal one, demonstrated by the fact that I’m on my third Blackberry of the year after my two previous Curves hated me so much they stopped working. Still… I will not break up with Blackberry, even though Blackberry seems intent on trying to force a divorce. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 23, 2009 10:14:43 Posted at October 23, 2009 10:14:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her ass gets a birthday pass? (The Superficial)

How Filthy Scab squandered her whore money (Dlisted)

Matt Damon recruits Charlize Theron (Just Jared)

Some Hills twat loves getting papped at the gym (Hollywood Tuna)

Loving Nicole Richie even more (Pop Sugar)

Balki clarifies his GMD comments. And makes them better. (INO)

Am surprised Ebola has enough flesh to make pretend tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is anyone in Hollywood ever sober when they say they’re sober? (Cele|bitchy)

Nope. Not helping. At all. (Splash Blog)

The Old Hag gets Lilo’s party approval (Popeater)