Monsieur Dexter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2010 09:48:48 August 31, 2010 09:48:48

Have you read One Day yet? Please do soon. Because I always forget to alert for spoilers and it’s so hard especially when set shots are being released and besides, what’s the delay anyway? It’s one of the best books of the summer (my review is here Full Story

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Lethal Handsome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2010 09:32:15 August 31, 2010 09:32:15

Written by Sarah Frequently asked question: "How did that terrible movie get made?" Usual answer: "It looked good on paper." Looking at the just-announced Ryan Reynolds/Bradley Cooper buddy cop flick in development, it looks pretty good on paper. Full Story

Lohan replay and her weave falls out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2010 08:58:43 August 31, 2010 08:58:43

She covers the new issue of Vanity Fair in an interview that took place BEFORE she went to jail and rehab. And apparently at one point she goes to adjust her ponytail and one of the extensions comes out. All while Lilo is trying to convince the journalist that she’s not an addict, that she doesn’t abuse alcohol, that she doesn’t pop pills, and that she’s serious about getting back to work and acting again. Full Story

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Who Will Save Don’s Soul?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2010 08:00:56 August 31, 2010 08:00:56

Written by Duana T (By popular demand, Duana’s back with her Mad Men recap. She’ll be offering a lot more in the fall, more details to follow later. And, yes, there will be a forum to discuss and debate it all with her. But for now, it’s her analysis of what happened last episode. Full Story

Salma in tight leather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2010 07:41:49 August 31, 2010 07:41:49

Please. What else do you want to look at? Duana was here a couple of weeks ago and gave me a lesson in Breast Dressing and it really is the most frustrating, when something fits you everywhere else except for Right There, and as a result, the blouse or jacket or whatever, it pulls and creases in places it shouldn’t. Full Story

Cammie D’s birthday douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2010 07:18:36 August 31, 2010 07:18:36

Cameron Diaz turned 38 yesterday. I want to look like that at 38. Some people want to look like that at 28. Goddamn those legs. It would be a tight leg-off non? Between her and Blake Lively? So Happy Birthday and all great wishes to a girl whose life is pretty perfect but for one douchey shadow... and maybe The Green Hornet which, to me anyway, looks like a mess but Seth Rogen will probably have to own it entirely so we’re just left with the massive ego known as ARod in her life, her boyfriend since around the Super Bowl, who was with her last night in New York after a celebratory dinner, the man who gets to enjoy that body. Full Story

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August 31, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2010 07:04:02 August 31, 2010 07:04:02

Happy Birthday Sarah J! Angie says you’d love some Colin Firth, Mark Ruffalo, and...Jon Stewart. YES. Definitely Jon Stewart, especially this week in the face of that f-cking windbag Glen Beck. How is it possible that Beck is not a parody? Enjoy your 45th and THANK YOU for so many years of love and support! To Shannon who was infected by Ebola on her Vegas trip this weekend and wasn’t anywhere near her – I’m sorry about your experience, especially since it was so innocent. Full Story

Monday, August 30, 2010

Dear Gossips,

We were walking through the food hall at Selfridges the other day and came across this – see below. Definitely made the top 5 Best list re: our trip to London. It’s BEEF JERKY. And she’s modelling it. Please. That’s a whole other level.  Read Full Intro

Welcome home Iker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 14:37:26 August 30, 2010 14:37:26

Just landed in Vancouver, not a bad way to come home, greeted by new photos of Iker Casillas who was honoured today in Navalacruz, Spain, his hometown, mostly for his contributions to the national football team, and also maybe a little for being so hot doing it. Look at the townsfolk all gathered there to love him – the village ladies and the children celebrating their favourite son who returned without his girl Sara Carbonero which may have been a good idea politically, not letting his relationship overshadow the purpose of the day, but is obviously a buzzkill for me since, well, I love him more when he’s loving her. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 12:41:13 August 30, 2010 12:41:13

Hi Gossips. Lainey will be landing shortly after an 8-hour flight and an all-all nighter post-Emmys. Don’t know at this stage if she slept so this could be the last post of the day but she’s a bit of a machine and might have a bit more to say this afternoon. If not, here’s what you missed courtesy our partners…

-Jacek


From the files of classy marriage proposals…(Dlisted)

When talent and work ethic don’t bring fame, move to felony (The Superficial)

KK a role model of a different sort (Popeater)

And to close our triple header of famewhoring, here’s a Lilo see through moment (Hollywood Tuna)

Imagine the ego clashes on this set (Just Jared)

Ashton and Demi don’t have enough of each other yet (Pop Sugar)

NPH prepares to marry his twin brother (ASL)

And still more Britney in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sandra bullock helps out in NO (INO)

Bosworth will be dumping more men in the near future if this is true (Cele|bitchy)

Best Dress, Worst Personality

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 11:38:46 August 30, 2010 11:38:46

January Jones. Her Versace was by far the most interesting, the most adventurous, the best of the night. And unfortunately no personality to match it. This girl. Is so gorgeous. And reasonably talented, yes. And then she stops acting and it’s like wet socks when you step in a puddle. You’ve already seen it on Saturday Night Live. Full Story

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