Full Porny < Tila?

January 14, 2010 06:59:20 Posted at January 14, 2010 06:59:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson went out with friends last night and cranked up the full Porny. For those of you who are new to the site, now you know why that’s her name. Porny. She can’t help but look Porny. Not with those breasts. Jesus, those breasts. It’s obscene. How does it breathe? You could put a tv dinner tray on her rack and it wouldn’t move. Full Story

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January 14, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 14, 2010 06:33:25 Posted at January 14, 2010 06:33:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

CARE is Canada’s global force dedicated to defending dignity and fighting poverty by empowering the world's most vulnerable and greatest resource for change : women and girls. CARE is set up for donations and has a country office up and running in Haiti ALREADY. Click here Full Story

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Dear Gossips,

And the late night war rages on. And almost all of them are taking it to Jay Leno. No matter the network, no matter the time slot, from Kimmel to Ferguson and Letterman and Conan, it is unanimous – according to his peers, Jay is an obsequious network asskissing chump, Conan is getting f-cked over.  Read Full Intro

The unfrumpy slit

January 13, 2010 15:32:29 Posted at January 13, 2010 15:32:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marion Cotillard in Rome today at the premiere of Nine in an Angelina Jolie-esque matron back ensemble that at first glance is kinda frumpy and then she turned to the side and, well, not to get all perv but it’s hard for the eye not to follow her hamstring right up to what looks like an impossibly perfect curve of the asscheek, oh la. Full Story

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Stop stealing the GMD’s pose

January 13, 2010 13:58:19 Posted at January 13, 2010 13:58:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please! He is an original. And his classic pose “playing” in the playground should never be imitated. It is never the same. EVER. But here’s Cristiano Ronaldo, in his new ads for Armani, holding onto his imaginary business in his pocket fronting like he’s the sweaty pervy equivalent of the GMD. Full Story

A tricked out vagina sells books

January 13, 2010 12:01:29 Posted at January 13, 2010 12:01:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every dumb twat has a book out these days. Is it easy to write a book? It must be. Not for people who can actually write, of course, but definitely easy for people writing for idiots. How else can you explain Tori Spelling’s two bestsellers? Now it’s Size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt. Because she’s dated, like, everyone. Full Story

Jay Leno, Tequila, Breezy, and Heidi

January 13, 2010 11:36:00 Posted at January 13, 2010 11:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And what do they have in common? People Magazine. The MiniVan’s Bible. Yay! I already mentioned in the open that People readers, purveyors of great taste, voted him their favourite host. You remember their exclusive interview  Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 13, 2010 11:22:00 Posted at January 13, 2010 11:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please stop wearing figuring skating costumes as cocktail dresses (Hollywood Tuna)

It’s wrong to laugh, it’s wrong to laugh, it’s wrong to laugh (Dlisted)

Suck on this Kim Kardashian (The Superficial)

Heidi Klum’s girls in pink (Popsugar)

Rihanna + W = WIN (JustJared)

Jennifer Aniston’s hard nipples are intimidating (Cele|bitchy)

Are we supposed to be wearing bikinis like this now? Where you can almost see the vaggie? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Blake bearding for Chace? (Betty Confidential)

Worse rationale EVER (Towleroad)

Jay “Big Jaw” Leno throws a hissy fit and Seacrest weeps (Popeater)

Love for Anthony Mackie & Liveblogging the Globes!

January 13, 2010 08:39:17 Posted at January 13, 2010 08:39:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Hurt Locker has managed to stay in the game. Because it’s so great. Even though it was released so long ago, The Hurt Locker is a top awards contender, there’s no doubt that the film will receive a nod for Best Picture and Katherine Bigelow could be the first female director to win a Best Director Oscar. Full Story

The greatest gift of all time ever and ever

January 13, 2010 07:53:33 Posted at January 13, 2010 07:53:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How about some Celine on a Wednesday? You love it. I love it! Celine Dion took her tour around the world last year. She gifted her voice to millions of people and they gifted her back with love and devotion, mesmerised by her bedazzled crotch. What? Yes. The trailer. See if for yourself. Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World will hit theatres next month. Full Story

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Cleansing didn’t help

January 13, 2010 07:16:42 Posted at January 13, 2010 07:16:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You can’t clean a douche. Does that make sense? In reference to John Mayer...yes. John announced at New Year’s on his Twitter that he was taking a break from being a dick. So you’ve heard about his pathetic stand up comedy attempts, right? Click here Full Story