Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 11:31:08 November 17, 2010 11:31:08

Omg. THIS is the ultimate Twilight representative. (Dlisted)

Errr... Is Leighton Meester trying to suck up to Harvey Weinstein too? (The Superficial)

How DARE the Brits ban Beysus! (Celebuzz)

Comparing Kate and Diana... and virginity! (Popeater)

A demure Megan Fox (Hollywood Tuna)

Jay-Z’s sexy laugh (Pop Sugar)

Jesse Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield and bonus – no Justin Timberlake! (Just Jared)

This, um, area surprises me about Renee Z (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Great. You’re thin. You want a golf clap? (Holy Moly UK)

Twi-Hards will make this a record-setting issue (Cele|bitchy)

Gwyneth Hate: More or Less

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 10:00:41 November 17, 2010 10:00:41

Written by Duana Let’s just get this all out of the way right now. Yes, I have picked at Glee and will continue to do so because it makes some people laugh. It’s also true that I really super-love singing and dancing and all that. Full Story

Jakey tv

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 09:33:01 November 17, 2010 09:33:01

It’s almost over the press tour for Love & Other Drugs. Savour while you can, all this Jakey, before he dials it down and sneaks around some more with Taylor Swift. Jakey was beautiful last night with Anne Hathaway at the NY premiere. And he’ll be on Letterman tonight. Have you ever seen him on Letterman? He’s always good on Letterman. Full Story

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Natalie Portman, comedienne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 09:00:00 November 17, 2010 09:00:00

Written by Sarah First, let’s get something straight. I don’t dislike Natalie Portman. I like her quite a lot, actually. She’s sharp, talented, and I generally like her movies. I don’t see all of them because she has a habit of making some pretty depressing stuff, but I enjoy her on screen. Full Story

Emma & Dexter in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 08:45:21 November 17, 2010 08:45:21

The stars of One Day were in New York last night promoting separate projects. First my sweet Jim Sturgess at a screening for Heartless – the trailer is below – looking, as always, a little out of place and confused. It’s adorable. Heartless, though directly by promising horror genre auteur Philip Ridley, probably won’t get much attention. Full Story

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Her husband and a friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 07:51:11 November 17, 2010 07:51:11

Click here for the original article from yesterday. As expected, there’s more. As expected, it’s trouble. There was a report on TMZ yesterday that was subsequently retracted about Tony Parker filing for divorce. This prompted many, including a few of you on the liveblog to presume that because Tony was the one who had filed, it means that Eva Longoria would have been the one to blame. Full Story

Vin Diesel: Sexiest Man Alive on Facebook

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 07:12:47 November 17, 2010 07:12:47

Well if that’s not a reason to quit Facebook... I don’t use Facebook. For various reasons, but mostly because it’s a time sucker. Today I am grateful for this, because I’ve now learned that Facebook users are the kind who voted Vin Diesel the Sexiest Man Alive. Really? Him? Shrek? He is Shrek. Full Story

Ryan Reynolds: Sexiest Man Alive 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 06:59:00 November 17, 2010 06:59:00

His odds were 15 – 1. So it’s not like this was a longshot. I am surprised though. Because Green Lantern is still 8 months from release and because he’s Canadian...although I guess when you marry an American, Americans are more inclined to consider you one of their own. I know. I hear you. Full Story

November 17, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 06:50:22 November 17, 2010 06:50:22

Happy Belated Birthday Darla in Minnesota! You asked for Hugh? You’re getting Hugh! Here he is with his kid in NYC yesterday. That child has the best life. Sarah – I’m sorry about the Calgary snow hell. Jakey’s on the way. Hopefully he’ll make it a better day. And today in Vancouver at Waterfront Station from 3pm – 7pm, Virgin Unite encourages you to come sign the Motion 504 Petition to have November 17 declared National Youth Homelessness Awareness Day in Canada. Full Story

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Dear Gossips,

There’s nothing like a wedding to make people jizzy. And when it’s a royal wedding? Please. Royal weddings are the best. A royal wedding in the Facebook era... how does that work? Imagine if someone live tweets the wedding? More on this later.  Read Full Intro

Divorce/Not Divorce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2010 14:28:15 November 16, 2010 14:28:15

TMZ broke the story earlier today that Tony Parker filed for divorce from Eva Longoria. But her publicist is telling CNN and etalk that this is false. Then I went to refresh TMZ’s page and it was replaced by this article. They say they were originally told by two clerks at a courthouse in Texas that Tony filed and that the documents were sealed by a judge. Full Story