I’m gloating

October 19, 2009 06:34:40 Posted at October 19, 2009 06:34:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You can click away if you can’t handle it but it’s the only joy I can find in this f-ckery of a photo series. As I first reported exclusively way back in July, JailBait Miley Cyrus was indeed offered a one day cameo on Sex & the City 2, shooting in New York last Friday with Kim Cattrall, a scene that involved Samantha Jones showing up at an event in the same ensemble. Full Story

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Tickling his neck fetish

October 19, 2009 06:22:00 Posted at October 19, 2009 06:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? This girl is the motherf-ckin’ sh-t. It’s a whole new game when she’s around. Remember that little rumour about George Clooney and the necktie? Well, he and Elisabetta Canalis appear to be inseparable now. She was with him at the Rome Film Festival Rome at the screening for Up In The Air coquettishly accessorised around the neck. Full Story

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October 19, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 19, 2009 06:02:00 Posted at October 19, 2009 06:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy belated Birthday Mandy – hope it was a weekend you cannot remember? A prelude to next year in Vegas then, it’s truly something to prepare for. By request… Channing Tatum. Sorry about the inclusion of his wife but the way she’s workin’ her leg in this photo is making my life. Full Story

Kristen’s quick trip

October 17, 2009 16:09:00 Posted at October 17, 2009 16:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

PUNKD Images photographed Kristen Stewart at Vancouver airport THIS MORNING headed for Los Angeles, a quick trip home with her manager. She looks cute. And sleepy. She was on set for Eclipse in Vancouver until midnight last night. And if my hair was cut like that and shoved into a little tail my name would be Hideous Freak. Full Story

Friday, October 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

So how long before Balloon Boy’s family, the one that may or may not have staged yesterday’s fiasco, how long before they’re signed to their own reality show? Not just one episode, but a full running series?

Please. They’ve probably already been offered a contract.

“Look how compelling they are on morning television! That precocious child can throw up on cue!”

This is what we’ve created? A market for family f-ckery under the guise of reality?

I’ve never watched a minute of that Jon Kate Octo Swap Duggar bullsh-t. I won’t be watching the Balloons famewhore themselves until they become The Hills. Something tells me I’ll be in the minority. They’d rather create monsters than watch Friday Night Lights.

Hate people.

On the lighter side, as noted yesterday, how does Jason Bateman stay so fresh? Thanks to Amy for sending the video. So much amazingness in one cast.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,



Bonus Gosling

October 16, 2009 18:17:45 Posted at October 16, 2009 18:17:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Gosling did indeed DJ at Tribeca Grand last night after the Dead Man’s Bones show. STADJ’s Model/DJs Adi, Sabrina, and Cassie of STADJ Music were spinning with him. As you’d expect, the ladies swarmed the DJ table. Look at him. Can you blame them? But those DJ’s are pretty cute too. Full Story

What’s another year?

October 16, 2009 14:10:25 Posted at October 16, 2009 14:10:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek Lainey’s out at a photo shoot and this can’t wait until Monday. Lilo was in court today looking fresh as a daisy. Apparently she has missed some of her “alcohol education classes” – I love that – and was in to review her probation as a result. She had an extra year slapped on to her existing probation and received this warning Full Story

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Selective clarification

October 16, 2009 12:19:53 Posted at October 16, 2009 12:19:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer decided to clear up a rumour on Twitter yesterday. No, not that rumour. He ignored that rumour but instead addressed another one: Rumor check: went to gay bar in Palm Springs, yes. Had a blast. Danced my face off. Someone there planted a kiss on me? No. I don't like the story painting gays as unable to control themselves. Full Story

Undercover married?

October 16, 2009 10:55:10 Posted at October 16, 2009 10:55:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Radar reports that LA is buzzing about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s supposed secret wedding on Wednesday after applying for a marriage licence last week. TMZ Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 16, 2009 10:26:00 Posted at October 16, 2009 10:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cyndi’s face says it all (Dlisted)

Michael Lohan, the drama on Maury (Popeater)

Thinnification of Miranda Kerr: the Orlando Bloom Effect? Same thing happened to Kate Bosworth (The Superficial)

Victoria Beckham used to be compared to her. HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA (Hollywood Tuna)

Kellan Lutz: more attractive with his clothes ON (Just Jared)

Angelina signs new papers (Pop Sugar)

Brody Jenner is f-cking the fakest face ever (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Smell like Carrie Bradshaw? (INO)

Please. Like Manslinger has to beg for anything (Cele|bitchy)

Penn Badgley’s shirtless elf face (ASL)

Ask and you shall receive…

October 16, 2009 09:32:37 Posted at October 16, 2009 09:32:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Gosling. In shout-outs earlier I lamented that I could not find photos of Ryan Gosling on tour with his band Dead Man’s Bones. Thank you Joanna who just sent over these shots (taken by Amanda) AND video from the show in New York last night. By all accounts, it’s an amazing performance, very interactive with the crowd, featuring a local youth choir at every stop. Full Story