Welcome home Iker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 14:37:26 August 30, 2010 14:37:26

Just landed in Vancouver, not a bad way to come home, greeted by new photos of Iker Casillas who was honoured today in Navalacruz, Spain, his hometown, mostly for his contributions to the national football team, and also maybe a little for being so hot doing it. Look at the townsfolk all gathered there to love him – the village ladies and the children celebrating their favourite son who returned without his girl Sara Carbonero which may have been a good idea politically, not letting his relationship overshadow the purpose of the day, but is obviously a buzzkill for me since, well, I love him more when he’s loving her. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 12:41:13 August 30, 2010 12:41:13

Hi Gossips. Lainey will be landing shortly after an 8-hour flight and an all-all nighter post-Emmys. Don’t know at this stage if she slept so this could be the last post of the day but she’s a bit of a machine and might have a bit more to say this afternoon. If not, here’s what you missed courtesy our partners…

-Jacek


From the files of classy marriage proposals…(Dlisted)

When talent and work ethic don’t bring fame, move to felony (The Superficial)

KK a role model of a different sort (Popeater)

And to close our triple header of famewhoring, here’s a Lilo see through moment (Hollywood Tuna)

Imagine the ego clashes on this set (Just Jared)

Ashton and Demi don’t have enough of each other yet (Pop Sugar)

NPH prepares to marry his twin brother (ASL)

And still more Britney in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sandra bullock helps out in NO (INO)

Bosworth will be dumping more men in the near future if this is true (Cele|bitchy)

Best Dress, Worst Personality

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 11:38:46 August 30, 2010 11:38:46

January Jones. Her Versace was by far the most interesting, the most adventurous, the best of the night. And unfortunately no personality to match it. This girl. Is so gorgeous. And reasonably talented, yes. And then she stops acting and it’s like wet socks when you step in a puddle. You’ve already seen it on Saturday Night Live. Full Story

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Emmy Breakup Thinnification

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 10:24:00 August 30, 2010 10:24:00

Kelly Osbourne ditched her boyfriend Luke Worrell about six weeks after she supposedly caught him cheating. She arrived at the Emmys with a very small waist in a very tight dress – looked lovely, sure, but that’s a lot of littleness that seems to have happened over a short period of time. Full Story

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Backstage with George & the Italian Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 09:25:01 August 30, 2010 09:25:01

He didn’t walk the carpet. Instead he and the Italian Queen retreated backstage until it was time to collect his award. Which he did with very little fanfare and while his explanation will be that it wasn’t his place to take over the ceremony, fair enough, at the same time it didn’t quite seem like he even came prepared. Full Story

Best Man on the Best Show & FNL 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 08:52:27 August 30, 2010 08:52:27

Mad Men won for Best Drama. Next year, in its final season, hopefully it will be Friday Night Lights. Next year, maybe Kyle Chandler and Jon Hamm can sit next to each other and make our lives. You know what the f-cking pisser is? At press time I can’t find one, NOT ONE, photo of Kyle Chandler. Really? Is that how far down he is on the list? Who’s managing this list. Full Story

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Emmy Awards 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 08:02:00 August 30, 2010 08:02:00

I thought the open was really good. And two Canadians represented too – both Cory Monteith and Nina Dobrev were invited to join in the Springsteen Glee homage led by Jimmy Fallon and almost stolen by Jon Hamm’s amazingness. As for Fallon as host, well, it was a strong beginning and then the singing fallback got a little tired. Full Story

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They all support Lauryn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 07:11:31 August 30, 2010 07:11:31

This will give you goose pimples. At the 2010 Rock the Bells show in NYC, so many of them were there – Beyonce, Jay-Z, Alicia Keys Mary J Blige, Chris Rock, John Legend – to witness the return of... Ms Lauryn Hill. Please. It’s been too f-cking long. But she had to take her time. As Duana wrote a couple months ago – click here for a refresher Full Story

Jakey lets it grow...and the wrong Rachel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 06:52:00 August 30, 2010 06:52:00

Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed visiting a friend this weekend in LA, dressed down in torn khakis and flipflops and a lot facial hair. There might also be a little too much carbohydrate activity happening in his life right now too. Something about the way his shirt is hanging – or not hanging – off of him and these pants around in hips. Full Story

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Ebola once a month

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 06:23:43 August 30, 2010 06:23:43

Three times this summer there’s been a police incident. All three times involving drugs. The two previous times it managed to slither its way out of trouble. This time however, this time in Vegas, Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was busted on suspicion of felony cocaine possession after cops pulled over an SUV driven by its boyfriend, with pot wafting out of the window, and found “a bindle of cocaine in a plastic bag” in its purse when it opened it to get some lip balm. Full Story

August 30, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 06:15:00 August 30, 2010 06:15:00

Shout-outs to Alison and Heather from your mother Pat. But this weekend especially Alison. It sounds like you had a pretty rough weekend. As your mom says, it’s only going to be two years and while that seems like a long time right now, it will go by in a flash. Trust. Happy Birthday to Julie from Meg. Full Story