“I jog in Lanvin”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 09:53:12 July 29, 2010 09:53:12

Twitter was made for Kanye West. And Kanye West’s real Twitter could just be better than Karl Lagerfeld’s fake one. Kanye joined yesterday in advance of the upcoming release of his new still untitled album in September. As you know, and as I’ve said many times, I am a Kanye apologist. Full Story

GOOPy Q&A

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 09:36:23 July 29, 2010 09:36:23

This week’s GOOP newsletter is a Q&A. Unfortunately she doesn’t answer any of the best questions we send her. Like: did you and Jennifer Aniston hold hands and cut down Angelina Jolie the entire time you were in Morocco? Or... Give us some examples of how you made Scarlett Johansson feel inferior on the set of Iron Man 2. Full Story

New Ferns!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 08:54:50 July 29, 2010 08:54:50

Dinner for Schmucks opens this weekend going up against Zac Efron’s Charlie St Cloud. Charlie so far is not receiving very good reviews. Dinner is faring better, but by no means great. Mixed reception at best from critics and many saying they’ve done a disservice to its French inspiration. Full Story

Those days are gone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 08:07:12 July 29, 2010 08:07:12

There used to be a time when Mischa Barton could have pulled this off. Picture Sienna Miller, Kate Moss, even Leighton Meester. It doesn’t have so much to do with what Mischa looks like now but with WHO she is now. She’s not much anymore. No show, no jobs, no homes, no prospects, and therefore no steeze. Full Story

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Granny green and red

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 07:38:33 July 29, 2010 07:38:33

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman showed up at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association annual installation luncheon yesterday with red hair in a green dress and the bottom lip freshly inflated. The top lip however is missing its flaps. You know those two bits of flesh that ooze out from either side when she overdoes it with the needle and smiles too hard? Hopefully by the time TIFF comes around, Gran will have plumped that sh-t properly. Full Story

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July 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 07:18:52 July 29, 2010 07:18:52

Happy 27th Birthday Sheena in Calgary with love and appreciation from your twin sister Lindsay in Ottawa who wants you to know how much she values your never ending support during her four years in residency. Here’s some Ryan Gosling to help celebrate the day. Note the one from behind with Michelle Williams. Full Story

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Dear Gossips,

If you golf, you know how I feel. Took me 6 years but I finally did it: I broke 100 yesterday and shot a career low 98 even after taking a 10 on a par 3 on the 5th hole! So of course all I keep thinking about now is how much lower I can go.  Read Full Intro

He’s mortal but he sucks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2010 13:59:06 July 28, 2010 13:59:06

Justin Timberlake is booking job after job. Acting job. He’s currently working on Friends With Benefits (seen here on set today in New York), he recently wrapped Bad Teacher, The Social Network opens in the Fall, and now he’s reportedly been offered the lead in I’m.mortal about the ability to stop aging at 25 but only if you have enough money. Full Story

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On Shelfy’s nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2010 12:22:33 July 28, 2010 12:22:33

A reader called Andrea wrote earlier today and noted the following: “Shelfy took it too far in the nose job, approaching MJ territory.” Then I happened to check the photo agencies and came across these two close shots of Jessica Biel’s face as she was signing autographs at Radio 1 in London today, still on promotion for The A-Team, and, well, we should discuss Andrea’s observation, non? That is indeed some serious nasal upturning. Full Story

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Spanish obsession poolside

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2010 12:07:00 July 28, 2010 12:07:00

Thanks to Palmina for sending the links. It’s Hola. And it’s Sara Carbonero on the cover without Iker Casillas taken during her holiday with him in California. Inside the magazine it’s more photos, likely enough to cause a minor sensation in Spain as the country’s current golden couple – young, successful, intoxicated with each other, and therefore we with them. Full Story

Tom Hardy wins me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2010 11:21:29 July 28, 2010 11:21:29

I wasn’t feeling it until Inception, and he was great in Inception. And my friend Caleigh interviewed him on the junket, said he was pure sex. He’s a beast for sure that Tom Hardy but now, now he’s a beast who might make it on the Five, especially since he’s so refreshingly candid, and I mean real candid, and not Hollywood candid, like the bullsh-t you read from most celebrity interviews. Full Story

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