Close to perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 08:44:06 April 22, 2010 08:44:06

Emily Blunt was photographed leaving a hair salon yesterday. Perfect, right? Or as close to it as possible. F-cking gorgeous. The skin, the hair, the body, and she’s smart and sassy and knows how to be a bitch when she needs to be a bitch without being an snotty Country bitch or an Alba Bitch and makes great choices and good movies and, well, I’m partial to her accent too. Full Story

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Jude in love loves everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 08:17:49 April 22, 2010 08:17:49

After a few days of gorgessity in LA with Sienna Miller, Jude Law is now in New York, seen walking jovially with a friend in Soho yesterday. Photo Assumption says Jude is happy. Happier than he’s been in a long time. Happy because he’s happiest with Sienna. Happiest and, as noted, prettiest with Sienna. Full Story

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Posh must settle. Again.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 07:50:05 April 22, 2010 07:50:05

Yesterday I noted that Victoria Beckham hasn’t been seen poseharding in a while. Some of you suggested it means she’s finally pregnant with Angel Beckham, their much coveted daughter. Of course they’ll call her Angel. For Los Angeles. Others are convinced it’s the usual suspects Nip and Tuck. Full Story

April 22, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 07:23:46 April 22, 2010 07:23:46

Happy Birthday Emily S from Laura & Tony who have requested for you some Iginla, Taylor Kitsch, and RDJ. Enjoy! To Megan who is hard at work on her doctoral comprehensive exams – I too am sorry that Alexander Skarsgard has such sh-t taste in women. Please know I’m commiserating with you, and that once you’re through with studying, we’ll have a hate-off on Bosworth. Full Story

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Excuse me while I get all Chinese on you to start the day but I was browsing through photo agencies and sorted through the images from the Hong Kong Film Awards on the weekend and some of these actors, they were like full blown adults when I was a child - a LONG LONG time ago.  Read Full Intro

Style Porn: Zoe edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 15:00:23 April 21, 2010 15:00:23

Win. Her Oscar dress was a rare loss but by and large, Zoe Saldana gets it right. She got it very right last night at The Losers premiere in black amazingness that I *think* is Balmain. And the shoes, and the steeze, and the unbelievable gorgessity... I love it so hard. Sigh. Balmain. Balmain is not low classy. Full Story

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Him?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 13:30:15 April 21, 2010 13:30:15

Goddamn I miss Arrested Development. There’s someone who will disagree with me on this article. We might be fighting after this. Because Chris Evans... I don’t get it. Chris Evans showed up at the premiere of The Losers last night and I don’t get it at all. Chris Evans, after all, was chosen over so many young Hollywood actors to play Captain America. Full Story

Dumbest Idea Ever: Tori Spelling edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 12:34:56 April 21, 2010 12:34:56

First there was that assf-cked report that Robert Pattinson was lobbying to play Kurt Cobain. Now ABC is apparently developing a talk show featuring Tori Spelling and her “bff”, some random gay they’re still searching for who will bounce off her bones like Will & Grace styles. Really? And people would watch this. Full Story

Aniston or Cyrus?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 11:51:00 April 21, 2010 11:51:00

Really wish we still had the poll feature on the site. Jacek – when can we do this? So here’s Jennifer Aniston shooting in Hawaii in short denim shorts. Of course she can. Her body is sick. Pre-Barbados, I went shopping for denim shorts, which I’ve always felt is kinda fraud styles because real ones come from real worn jeans but it’s almost impossible now because we no longer wear our jeans that way when they’re long. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 10:35:08 April 21, 2010 10:35:08

Seriously. At this rate I should start tweeting about my poo (Dlisted)

Gaga gets her curves back. GOOD. (The Superficial)

Sandra Bullock: first the photo, now the real plans. She is throwing down. (Popeater)

She even poses when she’s getting rained on (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna wins the night (Just Jared)

Sienna & Jude head home (Pop Sugar)

Swifty Superhero! (E! Online)

You know, if she wasn’t stamped all Shore styles, she’d be kinda cute (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Bachelor channels the GMD (Towleroad)

What Miss Zahara wants, Miss Zahara gets. But it won’t be a wedding (Cele|bitchy)