Smutty Tingles

October 14, 2009 11:11:00 Posted at October 14, 2009 11:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In addition to pissing on you, he will sodomise your boss (Dlisted)

Again. Ashley Greene skin shots. Hooker, you need to cover yourself. (The Superficial)

Two HOT Canadians (Hollywood Tuna)

Barefaced GOOPy at the Art Fair (Just Jared)

If only I could wear my jeans like this. With FISHNETs underneath (Pop Sugar)

Please STOP POSING WITH PUMPKINS (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sienna looks amazing (Splash Blog)

This would be an even greater tragedy than his death (Cele|bitchy)

From Harrison Ford…to Chris Pine? (ASL)

Playboy GHETTO (Popeater)

You idiot

October 14, 2009 09:48:12 Posted at October 14, 2009 09:48:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

etalk has the advance pages and I’m reporting on it for the show tonight at 7pm. It’s Us Weekly’s new exclusive: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. For the third time. Apparently she can’t get enough. Apparently he has some kind of power urine hold on her and she can’t quit the taste. Full Story

Thumbs > Posh

October 14, 2009 08:37:12 Posted at October 14, 2009 08:37:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mr Armani is done with the Beckhams. As you’ve probably heard, that Euro Cheese Cristiano Ronaldo will replace David as the ass of the line, and now comes word the poor man’s Jolie, Megan Fox, is taking over from Victoria. Posh is thinking “but I’m thinner than she is”. Full Story

Being mean to Porny

October 14, 2009 08:18:49 Posted at October 14, 2009 08:18:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s too easy. There’s no art to it. I mean this? This is WEAK. And this is why I think I started rooting for her. Jessica Simpson isn’t a bad heart. She’s just genetically stupid. It’s the lack of leadership in her life, and friendship too, and a proper stylist… Have been trying in vain to change all this. Full Story

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Where The Wild Things Are – NY premiere

October 14, 2009 07:58:00 Posted at October 14, 2009 07:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A star-studded carpet last night in New York. Oscar winners Tom Hanks, Forest Whitaker showed up to support alongside the film’s stars Catherine Keener and Catherine O’Hara (love her so much), and young Max Records with Spike Jonze and Maurice Sendak. And oh yeah, Blake Lively too. Where The Wild Things Are marks the third time Jonze has directed a feature film. Full Story

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Who’s younger?

October 14, 2009 07:19:20 Posted at October 14, 2009 07:19:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher showed up at the 2009 Freedom Awards last night in LA. Like, what the f-ck Demi? It’s not fair for the rest of us. See now I’ve been up close to this. I’ve looked at it in person. In person it’s not scary, it’s not grotesque, it’s not unnatural… It’s ridiculous, yes, but also pretty real. Full Story

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3 girls and a granny

October 14, 2009 06:58:09 Posted at October 14, 2009 06:58:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. Correction: three of the girls are close. Full Story

October 14, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 14, 2009 06:53:04 Posted at October 14, 2009 06:53:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 37th Birthday Karen! Many well wishes to mom, much admiration to you for completing the half marathon, thank you for the donation encouragement (I’ll hit you up on that later!), and have the most memorable time tonight with your friends. Hopefully there’s a bartender who catches your eye. Full Story

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those returning from the Thanksgiving long weekend in Canada. It was gossip as usual yesterday – please scroll down to get caught up with new Twilight photos etc and Robo’s scholastic victory over Xenu.

Another clue today re: why Madonna may have dumped Tracy Anderson. According to Page Six shady Tracy is now being sued for $1 million, this on the heels of her past legal quandary for which she was accused of skipping town without paying back clients and creditors. Did Tracy hit up Madge for money? As you know, Madonna is notoriously stinge. And she doesn’t tolerate anyone else’s drama but her own.

And did you hear about NBC? They decide to shove Jay Leno in your face in primetime at 10pm every night. Tina Fey objects. His ratings keep sliding, and the impact on other shows on the network that had to be moved from that timeslot has also been disastrous. So like sucky babies they decide to can the cast of Glee from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. Click here for more from Nikki Finke. F-ckers.

Seriously, Jay Leno is unwatchable. HORRID.

Tuesday – regular blogging schedule, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. On November 10th, I will be hosting the Giller Light Bash in support of Frontier College, Canada’s oldest literacy organisation promoting literacy programs across the country. Come! It’s the best book party you’ve ever been to! For tickets and more information click here.

Robo runs alone

October 13, 2009 16:58:52 Posted at October 13, 2009 16:58:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I ran the Turkey Trot yesterday – 10 km in support of the Vancouver Food Bank. It’s a great event, very relaxed, an easy-ish route with the hardest uphill at the beginning. Maybe it was too easy. And it was sunny out. Such a beautiful Vancouver morning it felt like I was walking and enjoying the view. Full Story

Country Bitch Thanksgiving

October 13, 2009 14:35:55 Posted at October 13, 2009 14:35:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher are still together. She was spotted in Ottawa this weekend and Carrie left Ottawa on Monday after an undercover Thanksgiving weekend while the Sens enjoyed a home stand. Apparently she caught a connection to Montreal. Kept her sunglasses on the whole time, acted like she was worried she’d be approached by a disgusting civilian, even though she was rather unremarkable, apart from those shades, of course, and her 4 inch heels. Full Story