I bunked at Duana’s last week when I was in Toronto and Michelle came over one night late and somehow our super fun conversation degenerated into a John Mayer lovefest during which they tried to peer pressure me into appreciating him by playing me his song Comfortable. They sat on the couch, two giggling adolescents, singing and reading along with the lyrics. Full Story
You know it’s the sh-ts when SHE’s shopping at Lilo (Dlisted)
Shelf Ass Jessica Biel should start fighting with her on Twitter (The Superficial)
Heather Graham likes ‘em young (Hollywood Tuna)
I’m getting the Sapphic moists for January Jones (Just Jared)
Blair Waldorf’s first single – you like? (Pop Sugar)
NSFW - I will NEVER understand why some men would want to f-ck this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
American tanned and beautiful (INO)
Every Megan Fox photo shoot looks the same (Popoholic)
Sweet Jesus. Worst midlife crisis EVER (Popeater)
Mimi facilitates gay marriage! So F-CKING cute! (Towleroad)
Ungaro is still footing Lindsay Lohan’s hotel bill in Paris. They won’t be so generous when her sh-t doesn’t sell. Because the buyers were not impressed. Still, being the daughter of Dina Lohan, Lilo is immune to criticism. She’s been taught to love herself too much. They all love themselves too much. Full Story
Kylie Minogue’s first North American mini-tour is complete. Thanks to those of you who’ve been lucky enough to attend for your messages about the show. I am jealous and petty and I hate you. Because, as almost all of you have noted, it was amazingness. Kylie’s final performance was on Sunday in New York. Full Story
The Rachel Zoe Project premiered last night and runs every Monday night at 8pm EST on CosmoTV. It follows the life of celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe and her attempts to balance her professional life with her personal life and a supporting cast that includes her fighting assistants and husband-partner Rodger Berman. Full Story
Here’s a good example of the (let’s make up a word for this) unwatchableness of Jay Leno’s new show. Awful. There’s a segment called 10 at 10. Last night Justin Timberlake was invited to participate. Pippy’s in Vegas for his golf tournament and was pimping Callaway yesterday at a $1 million dollar challenge for a hole-in-one. Full Story
It was war last night at our house. Jacek is a Jets fan, me I’m for the Dolphins. And they went at it on Monday Night Football which the announcers turned into a jizzfest over Mark Sanchez. I mean, please. He brings the quiver, sure, but he’s won, like, 3 games. Anyway, it was a close game. Full Story
This is for Isabel who is quitting smoking cold turkey and needs some Bradley Cooper. Here he is yesterday at LAX returning to Vancouver after a few days off for Thanksgiving. Interestingly enough Renee Z has been in New York and they did not spend time together during his brief break. Does that help with the cravings? Photos from INFphoto.com Full Story
It would have been a cool move if she’d left it as it was – an abrupt departure from Twitter. Period.
But of course, JailBait Miley Cyrus is not cool. And so her departure from Twitter, for the sake of her privacy, was complemented on Friday by the release of a YouTube video to EXPLAIN and DEFEND her Twitter exodus. Famewhores always have to have the last word.
Sooner or later it will be back. Because Famewhores also can’t stay away.
Another weekend, another guest on SNL, and another guest boyfriend on SNL. SO original. So disappointing too. That Drew Barrymore’s episode totally sucked. Just as hard as Megan Fox’s. You’d think, it being her fifth time and all, which constitutes a record for women, that the writers they would have brought some game to the table, non? Not that I don’t love Kristen Wiig, but Gilly is her worst character. And if Gilly is the opening sketch, it’s trouble the rest of the way. Kristen deserved better.
Gerard Butler’s turn is next week. 90 minutes of Spittle on Saturday Night spraying the front row. Actually, I can’t wait.
It’s Thanksgiving in Canada. Happy Thanksgiving!
Am blogging all day with a brief 10km interruption for the Turkey Trot and then back to business as usual. Have 2 blisters. Am worried.
Yours in gossip,