October 13, 2009 12:41:05 Posted at October 13, 2009 12:41:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There she is! La Grande Fromage (let’s feminise it for her) was spotted in NYC today in a great dress, with a smile for photographers, almost 2 months after announcing her second pregnancy. It was widely reported at the time that she is due in May Full Story

Douchey’s $800 hair

October 13, 2009 11:36:45 Posted at October 13, 2009 11:36:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I bunked at Duana’s last week when I was in Toronto and Michelle came over one night late and somehow our super fun conversation degenerated into a John Mayer lovefest during which they tried to peer pressure me into appreciating him by playing me his song Comfortable. They sat on the couch, two giggling adolescents, singing and reading along with the lyrics. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 13, 2009 11:04:39 Posted at October 13, 2009 11:04:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know it’s the sh-ts when SHE’s shopping at Lilo (Dlisted)

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel should start fighting with her on Twitter (The Superficial)

Heather Graham likes ‘em young (Hollywood Tuna)

I’m getting the Sapphic moists for January Jones (Just Jared)

Blair Waldorf’s first single – you like? (Pop Sugar)

NSFW - I will NEVER understand why some men would want to f-ck this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

American tanned and beautiful (INO)

Every Megan Fox photo shoot looks the same (Popoholic)

Sweet Jesus. Worst midlife crisis EVER (Popeater)

Mimi facilitates gay marriage! So F-CKING cute! (Towleroad)


October 13, 2009 09:25:00 Posted at October 13, 2009 09:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In light of NBC’s f-ckery, how about some Glee love? They’re starting to get papped! Lea Michele and Cory Monteith were in New York this weekend at a Broadway show on Sunday, Lea’s old stomping grounds, and were surrounded by fans and photogs. Full Story

Crack Tweets from Paris

October 13, 2009 08:19:14 Posted at October 13, 2009 08:19:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ungaro is still footing Lindsay Lohan’s hotel bill in Paris. They won’t be so generous when her sh-t doesn’t sell. Because the buyers were not impressed. Still, being the daughter of Dina Lohan, Lilo is immune to criticism. She’s been taught to love herself too much. They all love themselves too much. Full Story

Kylie complete

October 13, 2009 08:12:33 Posted at October 13, 2009 08:12:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kylie Minogue’s first North American mini-tour is complete. Thanks to those of you who’ve been lucky enough to attend for your messages about the show. I am jealous and petty and I hate you. Because, as almost all of you have noted, it was amazingness. Kylie’s final performance was on Sunday in New York. Full Story

Spons’d Tingles: Rachel Zoe Project on CosmoTV

October 13, 2009 08:03:14 Posted at October 13, 2009 08:03:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Rachel Zoe Project premiered last night and runs every Monday night at 8pm EST on CosmoTV. It follows the life of celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe and her attempts to balance her professional life with her personal life and a supporting cast that includes her fighting assistants and husband-partner Rodger Berman. Full Story

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Pippy’s cryptic phobia

October 13, 2009 07:10:00 Posted at October 13, 2009 07:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s a good example of the (let’s make up a word for this) unwatchableness of Jay Leno’s new show. Awful. There’s a segment called 10 at 10. Last night Justin Timberlake was invited to participate. Pippy’s in Vegas for his golf tournament and was pimping Callaway yesterday at a $1 million dollar challenge for a hole-in-one. Full Story

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JLo & Football

October 13, 2009 07:00:56 Posted at October 13, 2009 07:00:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was war last night at our house. Jacek is a Jets fan, me I’m for the Dolphins. And they went at it on Monday Night Football which the announcers turned into a jizzfest over Mark Sanchez. I mean, please. He brings the quiver, sure, but he’s won, like, 3 games. Anyway, it was a close game. Full Story

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October 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 13, 2009 06:47:31 Posted at October 13, 2009 06:47:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Isabel who is quitting smoking cold turkey and needs some Bradley Cooper. Here he is yesterday at LAX returning to Vancouver after a few days off for Thanksgiving. Interestingly enough Renee Z has been in New York and they did not spend time together during his brief break. Does that help with the cravings? Photos from Full Story

Monday, October 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It would have been a cool move if she’d left it as it was – an abrupt departure from Twitter. Period.

But of course, JailBait Miley Cyrus is not cool. And so her departure from Twitter, for the sake of her privacy, was complemented on Friday by the release of a YouTube video to EXPLAIN and DEFEND her Twitter exodus. Famewhores always have to have the last word.

Sooner or later it will be back. Because Famewhores also can’t stay away.

Another weekend, another guest on SNL, and another guest boyfriend on SNL. SO original. So disappointing too. That Drew Barrymore’s episode totally sucked. Just as hard as Megan Fox’s. You’d think, it being her fifth time and all, which constitutes a record for women, that the writers they would have brought some game to the table, non? Not that I don’t love Kristen Wiig, but Gilly is her worst character. And if Gilly is the opening sketch, it’s trouble the rest of the way. Kristen deserved better.

Gerard Butler’s turn is next week. 90 minutes of Spittle on Saturday Night spraying the front row. Actually, I can’t wait.

It’s Thanksgiving in Canada. Happy Thanksgiving!

Am blogging all day with a brief 10km interruption for the Turkey Trot and then back to business as usual. Have 2 blisters. Am worried.

Yours in gossip,