Salma’s layers and her boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2010 12:22:36 April 23, 2010 12:22:36

Salma Hayek and her husband Francois Henri Pinault were in New York yesterday at the Earth Day Christie’s Auction. They certainly have the money. To buy those boots. Those boots are an expensive showpiece, offset by a basic black dress (blouse and skirt?can’t tell) to better show them off. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2010 11:14:00 April 23, 2010 11:14:00

Hi gossips. Tingles is a bit tough for Lainey to do while in Barbados so I’m going to do it one last time this week. This should get you caught up on anything we’ve missed today. More Lainey posts to follow. Jacek.

What’s the likelihood of getting back a Rolex left a Lilo’s? (Dlisted)

Apparently even Britney’s dad hates her wonky nipples. Up or down. Decide already! (The Superficial)

Sandy B. to meet with hardly-a-bombshell? (Popeater)

A storefront mannequin sitting on a couch (Hollywood Tuna

Someone tell Marc he’s inside please (Just Jared)

Beyonce in a bikini (Pop Sugar)

JLo sings Happy B-Day as Marilyn (Hollywood Life)

Some try hard chick in a lingerini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’d come out for $20 million too and I’m not gay (Towleroad)

Charlie Sheen continuing to prove he’s all class (Cele|bitchy)

Speaking of poseharding...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2010 09:46:20 April 23, 2010 09:46:20

It’s like we conjured her! Mentioned the other day that Posh hasn’t been papped in weeks. This is not her usual form. Then several of you mentioned seeing her on Idol the other day. And last night Victoria Beckham stepped out to attend the BritWeek Charity Event in LA, poseharding her fake tits off in a black tuxedo with nothing underneath. Full Story

Renee Z’s short hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2010 09:24:26 April 23, 2010 09:24:26

It’s been short a while but last night at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of My Own Love Song, Renee styled it like a pixie that had her hair hacked off on the sides by a teenage gardener who wasn’t paying attention. Hair, I think, is hard for her. Because hers is so limp and thin. Good for no extensions. Full Story

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Granny Freeze joins Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2010 08:55:48 April 23, 2010 08:55:48

In Hawaii on the set of Just Go With It. They were apparently rehearsing their hula scene. These shots were taken from quite a distance. And goddamn I can STILL see the sh-t she’s done to her face. It’s an interesting career move for Nicole Kidman. She changed representation last year. She hasn’t been successful at the box office. Full Story

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Lolita P’s short hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2010 08:44:27 April 23, 2010 08:44:27

She and her giant were at the Avatar Earth Day celebration last night. As you can see, Hayden Panettiere had her hair cut. It’s short, looks like a bob that’s been slicked back, and it’s refreshing that she’s trying something not long, blonde, blown out, and wavy. But it also makes her look really, really old. Full Story

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GOOPy is Chinese again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2010 07:58:18 April 23, 2010 07:58:18

Yesterday’s GOOP featured Spring Allergy and Detox Remedies – Chinese Medicine Style. Like last time, Gwyneth enlisted the help of Adele Reising. Like last time, being Chinese, I have no idea what she was writing about. Adele and G would probably say I’m just not Chinese enough. Tell that to my ma. Full Story

Jakey & Atticus!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2010 07:26:58 April 23, 2010 07:26:58

It’s been a long time since Atticus has been seen. Jake Gyllenhaal brought Atticus home when he was still dating Kirsten Dunst. I remember those photos – they were in love with each other, puppy and Jakey. A while ago he also adopted a puggle called Boo Radley. It’s not known what happened to Boo. Full Story

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April 23, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2010 07:13:54 April 23, 2010 07:13:54

What’s up Lisa B? Happy 30th Birthday on Sunday! Your ma Michelle is right. I’m telling you. 30 is the best. This is official “Laineylaw” which, by the way, I LOVE. Big hug! To the Weber Shandwick team – HI!!! Thank you for the support, am thrilled you’re reading the site this week, am disappointed you’re not all here, Lisa and D have been wonderful, and while it’s not Barbados, we should definitely do an imitation rum punch night Toronto-styles sometime this summer. Full Story

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s New Kids on the Block day. Am interviewing them twice – first we’re having lunch together, then backstage before the concert, and then it’s the concert... If you can believe it, I’ve yet to encounter a fan here, and there are MANY, with an NKOTB tattoo.  Read Full Intro

Now THIS is a BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 16:02:33 April 22, 2010 16:02:33

I have a Jessica Seinfeld problem. After all, gossip is my life. Jessica Seinfeld is the best gossip. You know how she and Jerry came to be. You know about the book and the clothes and the Oprah shoes and the Hamptons and the money and the Paltrows and the Madonnas... Jessica Seinfeld SCORED. And Jessica Seinfeld will cut a motherf-cker without hesitation. Full Story