What the f-ck, George? Why didn’t you bring her to Toronto? Perhaps he’s saving her North American debut for New York and LA. He’s definitely scheduled in both places for the releases of his next 3 films in the next 6 weeks. For now however only Europe has been able to enjoy the sight of Elisabetta Canalis on Clooney’s arm. Full Story
Mimi arrived in Tokyo today. Please. It’s like she takes her Cheese there for the restorative powers of the Far East. Hello Kitties make it stronger. See? Straight off the plane she’s already at the top of her cheddar: the ass is extra out one way, the tits are extra out the other way, teetering and tottering for her subjects, preening and primping the way only Mimi can preen and primp. Full Story
Why the F-CK does this keep happening??? (Dlisted)
Scabby’s Old School Hustle (The Superficial)
All that money, she can’t afford a seamless bra? (Hollywood Tuna)
Ellen Pompeo is back to Hollywood size. Already. (Just Jared)
She’s never been happier or more famous. And it cost her NOTHING (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Keep your shirt off and shave that sh-t (Pop Sugar)
Madonna anoints her next? (INO)
A Jessica Biel Quickie (Popoholic)
Is Size 2 clinging too? (The Blemish)
Two twats meet on Twitter (Popeater)
Of course not. It’s never her fault. Two weeks after everyone else, People.com is finally acknowledging that Lindsay Lohan’s Ungaro debut was the total sh-ts. When asked about her sucky runway styles, Lilo blamed it on “coming in so late and having not that much time to do a whole collection. Full Story
You ready? 30 Rock is back. Tonight. Tina was at Letterman last night to promote the season premiere, charming and adorable as usual. But not as popular as she should be. I’m sure you’ve heard about the Forbes List? The top earners on prime time TV? Tyra Banks came in 1st. Tina Fey came in 7th. Full Story
As you saw yesterday, George Clooney was accompanied last night in London by his Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis and they hit up the afterparty together to meet up with Cindy Crawford, married to Clooney’s bff Rande Gerber who doesn’t appear to have made the trip. As some of you have noted, Eli resembles Cindy. Full Story
I called it an eyebrow archer the other day. And indeed, The Daily Mail once again sucks sh-t, instilling us first with false hope, and then replacing it with disappointment. The other day, the paper reported that Katie Holmes and Jesus had triumphed over Xenu and the GMD and that Little Sci was enrolled at a Catholic pre-school in Boston. Full Story
Happy early 20th Birthday Erin F in PoCo from Stephanie S, friend of 15 years, who wishes you good luck with your exams and papers. She’ll be thinking of you from across the Strait of Georgia and always thankful that you bullied her into buying that Badgley Mischka. Happy 24th Birthday Natalie N with so much love from your sister Emily. Full Story
Am heading tonight to an advance screening for Where The Wild Things Are. 7pm seems very, very far away. Can’t wait. Reminds me of something Meryl Streep said last week at the ROM. They’d just played a scene from Angels in America, the one in which she’s virtually unrecognisable as a rabbi waiting by the side of the road in a line of patient rabbis and the other two rabbis are Tony Kushner and Maurice Sendak. It’s the way she said it. Like Tony Kushner and Maurice Sendak should be household names. She’s right.
Books take different meaning for different people. Where The Wild Things Are was one of the first books I remember reading. It was a new school and I had no friends. My mother had just left. Sometimes an imagination can save you.
It’s Wednesday. It’s Glee day! There’s a new reason now to support Glee. It’s the best, obviously, but also as a f-ck you to NBC. Not only for the network’s rejection of the Glee cast at the Macy’s parade, not only for the Jay Leno debacle, but also because NBC would rather pour its money into that sh-t than properly promote Friday Night Lights.
This is Matthew Morrison last night at the Where The Wild Things Are premiere in New York.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Congratulations to Clara C from Toronto Congratulations to Clara C. from Toronto for winning the Kenneth Cole etalk bag!
Photos from Wenn.com and Johns PkI/Splashnewsonline.com
So that’s what she came for. It was a shopping spree. Celine Dion was photographed again in New York today leaving her hotel with a rack of items. And not from Topshop. I promise you not from Topshop. It’s no secret Celine loves the luxe. Here’s the thing about Celine though, as opposed to so many of her peers, those Mimi cheap asses who demand their sh-t for free. Full Story