Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 10:29:49 April 19, 2010 10:29:49

Kristen Stewart: he says butch, I say SO cute (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan is half a million dollars in the hole. And she’s not making it up at Coachella (The Superficial)

This is how it looks like to smell like Jennifer Aniston (Popeater)

This is not my Christina Hendricks (Hollywood Tuna)

Jesus and Madonna vs the volcano (Just Jared)

George Clooney and the Italian Queen on the beach and bikinis (Pop Sugar)

Taupe Taupy birthday party (ASL

Dude. If you have to resort to this, TV is all you will EVER be (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I loved Granny Freeze’s ACMs outfit (INO)

Disagreeing with Ebert on Kick-Ass. You? (Cele|bitchy)

Megan Fox’s pretend face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 09:32:38 April 19, 2010 09:32:38

Megan Fox has been working. She has not been famewhoring, she has not been pap-baiting, and as far as celebrity famewhoring pap-baiting offenders go, she’s actually not the worst. You’ll note, it is possible to go long stretches without seeing Megan Fox “candids”. And it’s IMpossible to go long stretches without seeing Alba/Biel “candids”. Full Story

Sit DOWN Skarsgard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 09:13:32 April 19, 2010 09:13:32

You don’t get to invite the attention and then complain about it 5 minutes later just because the booze makes you a little ‘roidy, especially not when your anorexic girlfriend was allegedly homewrecking Gwyneth Paltrow’s house just a few months ago and needed an immediate fix to save her reputation. Full Story

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Taylor’s Summer’s Eve

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 08:41:28 April 19, 2010 08:41:28

This is what I’m calling her dress. Because the lavender and the lace and the embroidery, it all reminds me of a certain generation of delicate ladies who refer to their Summer’s Eves in hushed tones and never miss an afternoon of tea. So why the f-ck is Taylor Swift wearing it? She hurts me with her style. Full Story

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Country Bitch finally wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 07:55:28 April 19, 2010 07:55:28

She had to watch Taylor Swift trump her crusty ass at previous award shows, but Carrie Underwood was named Entertainer of the Year last night in Vegas at the Academy of Country Music, her second in a row, and the first female artist to take the honour twice. Well done Country Bitch. Aside from the fact that she kinda blew off Reba McEntire, CB’s acceptance speech wasn’t too grating. Full Story

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Coachella Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 07:33:17 April 19, 2010 07:33:17

F-ck Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard (more on those two twats later), because as much as they tried, the first couple of Coachella 2010 was indisputably Beyonce and Jay-Z. He performed, and she joined him, and it was the f-cking cutest sh-t ever, and you should watch now before they pull it down because they’ve been pulling all the videos down and you really shouldn’t miss it, especially around the 4:20 mark. Full Story

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Take a good look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 07:12:12 April 19, 2010 07:12:12

What? I know you want to. Why front like you’re not totally checking out her tits. We’re all checking out her tits. Especially after Us Weekly’s report that she had them done, of course we’re examining every ripple and undulation. Until now, she hasn’t given us much of a shot. Full Story

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April 19, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 06:59:30 April 19, 2010 06:59:30

Michael Phelps may not be able to tell us apart, but at least we'll never show our age! Happy 30th birthday, Cher (one week late, but you needed time to adjust). Much love from Friend Chan/Cousin Jen. And Cher – we’re Asian... 30 is NOTHING! It’s 60 that’s scary. Because you know what happens to us then, right? So live it up now. Full Story

Friday, April 16, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Michael Buble, Drake, Justin Bieber, Blue Rodeo, Hedley... all at the Juno Awards from St John’s on Sunday. Don’t forget to watch because you want to win – the official Juno gift bag, the very same one that celebrities and Juno presenters will be receiving, valued at almost $5,000, an exclusive opportunity from LaineyGossip.  Read Full Intro

Tilda is Eva

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 16:09:00 April 16, 2010 16:09:00

We Need To Talk About Kevin is on my 25 Books list. Click here to view. Not sure if you can love a book like Kevin, but it certainly stays with you. And it attacks that notion, that common refrain you hear all the time from women these days: that childbirth and motherhood is transformative. Full Story

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The Brange kids personality

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 13:34:30 April 16, 2010 13:34:30

See, if they came out at this age, like around 4 years old, and weren’t so f-ckin’ needy with the wanting and the screaming, I’d be more inclined to think about thinking about whether or not to have kids. But goddamn the first few years are a pain in the ass. This is why the Brange they always leave the Holy Twins on their own while they take out the other four. Full Story

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