December 30, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 30, 2009 06:16:46 Posted at December 30, 2009 06:16:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 37th Birthday Dana! We are not old; we are simply 20 with 17 years experience. I’m looking forward to solving more blind riddles with you in the New Year. Love your partner in smut! Christine  Full Story

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Forgot to mention that we saw Nine on the weekend. They’re right. Wasn’t great. It was however great for Jacek who was nearly paralysed with want for Marion Cotillard. As far as he’s concerned, she is the only name on his Freebie 5, with Penelope Cruz, who was also sublime, a distant sixth.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

December 29, 2009 12:17:18 Posted at December 29, 2009 12:17:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who are the losers who line up for Lohan? (The Superficial)

This is not Kanye West (Dlisted

This bitch claims she’s a model. I’ve not seen her model anything but a blowjob (Hollywood Tuna)

Mr Taupe in boring brown cords (Pop Sugar)

LipGloss at Avatar (Just Jared)

From Christian Slater…to this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Another Why Is posing in a bikini (Popoholic)

Kesha threw up in Ebola’s closet (Towleroad)

That child’s father is a creepy looking motherf-cker (The Blemish)

The year in tabloid covers. Note Life & Style and Star and In Touch. Sh-ttiest batting average ever (Popeater)

Best of 2009: Belligerate!

December 29, 2009 09:20:10 Posted at December 29, 2009 09:20:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was originally planning to write one massive Twi-Hard hatemail post to commemorate their email amazingness over the last year but then new photos of Robert Pattinson emerged today so why not split them up, highlighting some of the best? I wonder if you’ve forgotten some of their gems. Pattinson was spotted in London with his sister, having spent time with family for the holiday. Full Story

Winter in Italy

December 29, 2009 09:07:26 Posted at December 29, 2009 09:07:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s back with AC Milan – this is David Beckham arriving at the team’s training facility the other day and on the field today practising with his mates. They seem happy to be reunited. And David needs to stay healthy. England coach Fabio Capello has confirmed that David will make his list for the 2010 World Cup if he can avoid injury during his second tour with AC Milan. Full Story

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The end of T2

December 29, 2009 08:23:00 Posted at December 29, 2009 08:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well sh-t, that’s a surprise. Can you contain your sarcasm? Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner – Us Weekly is confirming that they’re over. You’ll recall, it was “revealed” that they hooked up in October, only a month before the release of New Moon. Full Story

How Mimi travels in Capri

December 29, 2009 08:08:19 Posted at December 29, 2009 08:08:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How could we close out the year without some Mimi amazingness? So the Capri Hollywood International Film Festival has decided to honour Mariah Carey for her work in Precious. What? Of course Mimi turned up to collect. And with her personal walker, Nick Cannon, alongside to celebrate. As you can see, Mimi’s wearing another tight sparkly dress. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Brown for NYE

December 29, 2009 07:53:17 Posted at December 29, 2009 07:53:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney Spears was photographed yesterday at the Mondrian Hotel in West Hollywood with dark hair. Again. As I’ve already noted, Britney un-blonde is trouble. And the timing… Britney was supposed to have been freed from her father’s authority. Instead, last week, word came that his conservatorship had been extended. Full Story

Casting Couch

December 29, 2009 07:32:25 Posted at December 29, 2009 07:32:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was mystifying several years ago why she was hyped the way she was hyped. Just another starlet with no real significant starring vehicles somehow ending up with a prestigious magazine cover proclaiming her as the next It. Well It never happened. And after all this time and a string of failures, she’s been trying to change the course. Full Story

Monday, December 28, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Last night I sabred my first bottle of champagne. Jacek was standing by with cell phone in hand ready to call the paramedics. I am ordinarily a clumsy motherf-cker and some people jack it on their maiden voyages. But this, a sabre and a champagne bottle in my hands, this is my gift.  Read Full Intro