Gird yourself

October 8, 2009 06:55:59 Posted at October 8, 2009 06:55:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This will be a very immature article. If you’re looking for cerebral content for adults, you should probably skip to the next. But given his wanky ass treatment of his (ex?) girlfriend Carey Mulligan the other night, it totally seems appropriate. Full Story

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Granny and her hairpiece

October 8, 2009 06:45:42 Posted at October 8, 2009 06:45:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze is the official spokesperson for Omega. So here’s Nicole Kidman at the Omega event last night in New York, a striking figure in black, with an Omega appropriate Stepford hairpiece attached to the back of her head. Amazingly enough, Gran’s third lip appears to have tucked itself back under (mostly) her other lips. Full Story

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Frances Bean Cobain has a hate-on for Ali Lohan. So she posted a vitriolic diatribe on Twitter (her account has since been closed) raging on Ali’s 40 year old “talentless” ass. Not sure what elicited Frances’s fury but, um, while I don’t disagree with the sentiment (of course I agree with the sentiment), the sentiment would perhaps be more effective if, well, if the girl could actually spell.

Like, a 17 year old should be able to spell “career”, right?

Click here to read Frances vs Ali. It’s not a fight until it ends up on Twitter.

And there’s no loser like a Twilight loser.

Some of you are still skeptical about my Twi-Hard Hate Mail. Twi-Hard Hate Mail is alive, widely distributed, and as f-cked up as ever. Anne Helen Petersen is their latest target. Visit her site here and laugh your ass off.

Wednesday – have completed my cameo for the new Degrassi movie, am online all day until An Evening with Meryl Streep (and Johanna Schneller – gah!) at the ROM tonight. Can’t wait!

Yours in gossip,



October 7, 2009 13:53:01 Posted at October 7, 2009 13:53:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sulmona, Italy. George Clooney continues to shoot The American. And it’s convenient too because, as you know, Elisabetta Canalis is Italian, and she’s become a fixture now, sighted on set with him, hand in hand, even though he knows the paps are around, in between scenes. Look at her. I love her. Full Story

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October 7, 2009 13:01:00 Posted at October 7, 2009 13:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Media outlets today received this in their inboxes. Me too! It’s a press release. About Dina Lohan. See below: Contact Josie Z DINA LOHAN, ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS MOTHERS TO ANNOUNCE HER OWN DESIGNER SHOELINE ''SHOE-HAN'' AND BECOME NATIONAL SPOKESMODEL AT NEWS CONFERENCE ON THURS OCT 8TH-2pm NYC ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dina Lohan, diva and star of the hit E! show "Living Lohan," as well as mother to actress and starlet Lindsay, will be holding a major press conference and media reception on Thursday October, 8th at 2pm at Trump Plaza, 725 5th Avenue, Floor 21, Marc Fisher showroom, to announce a creation of her new own shoe line, "Shoe-han'' as well as becoming a national spokesmodel for the popular LoveMyShoes. Full Story

The GMD tweets!

October 7, 2009 11:38:45 Posted at October 7, 2009 11:38:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD wants to get connect with the next generation. Because Tom Cruise was cool. 20 years ago. And now he’s trying to be cool again. So he’s on Twitter. And maybe Facebook too. And he has a blog. I’ve learned all this the last 30 seconds perusing his tweets. Of course it’s not personally managed. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 7, 2009 11:12:59 Posted at October 7, 2009 11:12:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Watch this while covering your eyes (Dlisted)

Blake Lively naked…with Alan Arkin (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Hudson’s spectacular photo shoot (The Superficial)

Twin Double Date (Just Jared)

Taylor Lautner upside and wet (Pop Sugar)

Lolita’s lesbian kiss (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Following Posh: Robo! (INO)

Has Robert Pattinson approved of this? (Cele|bitchy)

The most awkward marital kiss (Popeater)

Lance Bass Tyler Durden (Towleroad)

Tina ain’t no Granny

October 7, 2009 10:21:55 Posted at October 7, 2009 10:21:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tina Fey on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar. A much more worthy beauty ideal than so many others. Most others. Including Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Speaking of Nicole Kidman, in the magazine, Tina discusses Botox Full Story

They love Jude

October 7, 2009 08:33:13 Posted at October 7, 2009 08:33:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night, Hamlet’s official debut in New York, it was a triumphant evening for Jude Law whose performance is generating wonderful reviews from critics and fans. Here he is on stage accepting his ovation and then at the afterparty, relieved and ready to throw a few back. Full Story

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Hello Chiizu

October 7, 2009 07:54:00 Posted at October 7, 2009 07:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It comes with an accent. I wish I could post my voice recording it for you here because it’s way more entertaining when you know how to say it. Haaaa-low Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zoooooooooooooooooooo. Let it stretch out of your mouth, and do it in a baby voice, and smile big the whole time with saucer eyes. Full Story

Still paying for the fake castle

October 7, 2009 07:10:43 Posted at October 7, 2009 07:10:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Adrien Brody. He must be poor. It’s the only explanation. Just over a year ago, TIFF 2008, he was in Toronto for The Brothers Bloom. Duana and Michelle really enjoyed The Brothers Bloom. And we were all Brody fans. In person he has a style about him, an offbeat sexiness that is much more appealing in person. Full Story