Granny Freeze is the official spokesperson for Omega. So here’s Nicole Kidman at the Omega event last night in New York, a striking figure in black, with an Omega appropriate Stepford hairpiece attached to the back of her head. Amazingly enough, Gran’s third lip appears to have tucked itself back under (mostly) her other lips. Full Story
Frances Bean Cobain has a hate-on for Ali Lohan. So she posted a vitriolic diatribe on Twitter (her account has since been closed) raging on Ali’s 40 year old “talentless” ass. Not sure what elicited Frances’s fury but, um, while I don’t disagree with the sentiment (of course I agree with the sentiment), the sentiment would perhaps be more effective if, well, if the girl could actually spell.
Like, a 17 year old should be able to spell “career”, right?
Click here to read Frances vs Ali. It’s not a fight until it ends up on Twitter.
And there’s no loser like a Twilight loser.
Some of you are still skeptical about my Twi-Hard Hate Mail. Twi-Hard Hate Mail is alive, widely distributed, and as f-cked up as ever. Anne Helen Petersen is their latest target. Visit her site here and laugh your ass off.
Wednesday – have completed my cameo for the new Degrassi movie, am online all day until An Evening with Meryl Streep (and Johanna Schneller – gah!) at the ROM tonight. Can’t wait!
Yours in gossip,
Sulmona, Italy. George Clooney continues to shoot The American. And it’s convenient too because, as you know, Elisabetta Canalis is Italian, and she’s become a fixture now, sighted on set with him, hand in hand, even though he knows the paps are around, in between scenes. Look at her. I love her. Full Story
Media outlets today received this in their inboxes. Me too! It’s a press release. About Dina Lohan. See below: Contact Josie Z DINA LOHAN, ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS MOTHERS TO ANNOUNCE HER OWN DESIGNER SHOELINE ''SHOE-HAN'' AND BECOME NATIONAL SPOKESMODEL AT NEWS CONFERENCE ON THURS OCT 8TH-2pm NYC ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dina Lohan, diva and star of the hit E! show "Living Lohan," as well as mother to actress and starlet Lindsay, will be holding a major press conference and media reception on Thursday October, 8th at 2pm at Trump Plaza, 725 5th Avenue, Floor 21, Marc Fisher showroom, to announce a creation of her new own shoe line, "Shoe-han'' as well as becoming a national spokesmodel for the popular LoveMyShoes. Full Story
The GMD wants to get connect with the next generation. Because Tom Cruise was cool. 20 years ago. And now he’s trying to be cool again. So he’s on Twitter. And maybe Facebook too. And he has a blog. I’ve learned all this the last 30 seconds perusing his tweets. Of course it’s not personally managed. Full Story
Watch this while covering your eyes (Dlisted)
Blake Lively naked…with Alan Arkin (Hollywood Tuna)
Kate Hudson’s spectacular photo shoot (The Superficial)
Twin Double Date (Just Jared)
Taylor Lautner upside and wet (Pop Sugar)
Lolita’s lesbian kiss (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Following Posh: Robo! (INO)
Has Robert Pattinson approved of this? (Cele|bitchy)
The most awkward marital kiss (Popeater)
Lance Bass Tyler Durden (Towleroad)
It comes with an accent. I wish I could post my voice recording it for you here because it’s way more entertaining when you know how to say it. Haaaa-low Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zoooooooooooooooooooo. Let it stretch out of your mouth, and do it in a baby voice, and smile big the whole time with saucer eyes. Full Story
Oh Adrien Brody. He must be poor. It’s the only explanation. Just over a year ago, TIFF 2008, he was in Toronto for The Brothers Bloom. Duana and Michelle really enjoyed The Brothers Bloom. And we were all Brody fans. In person he has a style about him, an offbeat sexiness that is much more appealing in person. Full Story