Kristen Stewart: a Megan Fox moment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 11:30:00 May 31, 2010 11:30:00

Kristen Stewart is featured this month in Elle UK. Click here for the scans. The photographs are cute and sexy and irreverent, the interview is rather unremarkable save for a cheeky moment at the end when she shows the reporter a personal photo of what’s assumed to be Stewart with Robert Pattinson and a rather inflammatory complaint about being a celebrity and all the intrusion that comes with it. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 11:07:40 May 31, 2010 11:07:40

Evan Rachel Wood dresses like Avril Lavigne but Avril has the hotter man. By FAR. (Dlisted)

For a minute there I thought Audrina’s tits were Tara Reid’s (The Superficial)

James Franco and nude men??? (Popeater)

Megan Fox undressing at the airport? (Hollywood Tuna)

I conjured them: Tara Reid’s ghetto tits and her ghetto ass body. Regret. (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried’s white summer dress (Pop Sugar)

Gaga has a bag Posh wants next (ASL)

Some supermodel goes topless (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taupe’s weekend with the girls (INO)

How Cameron Diaz stays in shape: water and sex (Cele|bitchy)

George is flexible

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 08:35:58 May 31, 2010 08:35:58

At least he looks that way in the trailer for The American. Have you seen it? At one point, he’s stretches flat into his legs, George the gymnast. It’s very impressive. And he’s lean and cut and seems kinda depressed and there might be a love scene and it was shot in Italy, the cinematography is compelling, and there’s a sexy Euro-feel to it all and they say they’re trying to ready The American for the Venice Film Festival first week in September which would make the Italian Queen very happy and if he follows that up in Toronto for TIFF it’ll make me very happy too. Full Story

JailBait vs Sue Sylvester

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 08:14:32 May 31, 2010 08:14:32

Please. Sue would thump her in the beat-me mouth. So Miley Cyrus is currently promoting her new album. She was in Madrid this afternoon at a photo call fronting like she’s all grown up, like she knows about quality and authenticity, unlike the sh-t they serve up on Glee. When asked by Billboard about the show, JailBait said that: “Honestly, musicals? I just can’t. Full Story

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Brange in Malibu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 07:44:27 May 31, 2010 07:44:27

For Memorial Day weekend. Here they are at a friend’s house enjoying a few cocktails while their boys Maddox and Pax played nearby on the beach. Miss Zahara, the Chosen One, and the Holy Twins were not seen. This no doubt will result in a new round of rumours courtesy of Star/In Touch/Life&Style/News of the World alleging that Mother Jolie abandoned the biological ones, especially Shiloh, on her birthday weekend. Full Story

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Butterscotch hiking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 07:23:00 May 31, 2010 07:23:00

In North Vancouver, Grouse Mountain (the BCMC) – here’s Owen Wilson who was joined this weekend by his brother Andrew and Woody Harrelson getting in a workout on the weekend. He completed the hike in 56 minutes just behind Andrew and well ahead of Woody who took an hour and 20 minutes. Also with Owen: a woman purported to be his steady girlfriend, with whom he’s less mindful of being photographed. Full Story

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May 31, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 07:01:49 May 31, 2010 07:01:49

Happy belated Birthday Melanie! Lilo and Ralph Macchio...what? At Karen’s request, here he is, just last month, at one of those “conventions” for bygone movie stars. Am wondering if this is what James Franco will look like in 15 years. Happy 30th Birthday Lori from your sister Lisa who wants me to remind you that 30 is not a death sentence. Full Story

The GMD Pea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 13:16:27 May 28, 2010 13:16:27

Well...he’s not Jakey. It’s because he’s too earnest about it. And then when he fronts like it’s all loose and fun and easy, it’s hard to believe he’s unclenched. Is he ever unclenched? This is Tom Cruise with will.i.am doing interviews yesterday, several of them, to begin promotion for Knight & Day. Full Story

We can all relate to SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 11:57:12 May 28, 2010 11:57:12

Well can't we? This is what they try to sell us on, isn't it? I read an article recently where she said that she eats whenever she wants and whatever she wants because life is too short for deprivation and she couldn't imagine existing without the joy of food. Some sh-t like that. So here's the relatable, food-enjoying Sarah Jessica Parker, the morning after the UK premiere of Sex & the City 2, arriving at the Alexander McQueen offices today in London in jeans and heels showing off her relatable, food-enjoying legs. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 10:59:00 May 28, 2010 10:59:00

Note that the camera does not linger too long on any Madonna body part. Like if you look too long it’ll crumble to dust (Dlisted)

But she’s not MARRIED!!! Will all the Twilight fans call her a whore? (The Superficial)

It’s official: Justin Bieber fans are just as f-cked as Twi-Hards (Popeater)

Kate Hudson wears a short Gwyneth snatch dress and a trench (Hollywood Tuna)

More fashion porn from the Sex & the City 2 afterparty (Pop Sugar)

The Sexual Healing of Russell Brand (Just Jared)

Be thankful they care enough to snap you. It won't last long. (Popoholic)

Gwyneth’s huge ring distracts from the upskirt (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hoping that Daniel Craig’s gay kiss is for reals but it’s probably not (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson scribbles (Hollywood Life)