Thankful for…

October 9, 2009 09:59:54 Posted at October 9, 2009 09:59:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jim & Pam. “Frankly, it’s a different sensation.” Entertainment Weekly’s recap summed it up best, the writers did indeed pull it off. And they accurately judged that stupid real life YouTube wedding dance too: embarrassing, desperate, disgusting – in other words, perfect for the staff of Dunder Mifflin. Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: Because I Said So on W

October 9, 2009 09:49:00 Posted at October 9, 2009 09:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

W Network is running its TripleFlix movie event with a new movie premiere every Saturday this fall (did you catch The Notebook last week?). Three blockbuster movies back to back to back with a premiere movie in the 9pm E/P slot. Tomorrow (Saturday, October 10th) it’s Because I Said So with Diane Keaton at 9pm E/P. Full Story

FASHION Twilight

October 9, 2009 09:12:00 Posted at October 9, 2009 09:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The cover of the new issue of FASHION Magazine has been taken over by a member of the Twilight New Moon cast. Noot Seear is Canadian, from Vancouver, and holy f-cking sh-t what a goddamn face. It would have to be, right? Heidi in the book is the ultimate draw: ridiculously beautiful and irresistibly sexy. Full Story

GMD: manly man in a puffy coat

October 9, 2009 08:26:34 Posted at October 9, 2009 08:26:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD continues to shoot Wichita in Boston, seems happier than he’s been in a long time, finally back on a film set and his every move captured by the paps. It’s Gay Midget Heaven. And he’s as entertaining as ever. Yesterday it was the puffy coat. Look at him in a puffy coat! Like a toddler in the winter, waddling in the snow. Full Story

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Back to basting

October 9, 2009 07:48:28 Posted at October 9, 2009 07:48:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love Happens was a critical and commercial bust. This is surprising. Because people love supporting sh-t. But not even Jennifer Aniston could make that sh-t work. Undeterred by the failure of her most recent film, Jennifer is back on set of The Baster, resuming production after a break to shoot The Bounty with Gerard Butler. Full Story

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Eclipse open

October 9, 2009 07:34:00 Posted at October 9, 2009 07:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive This is Xavier Samuel on Wednesday night shooting Twilight Eclipse soaking wet, filming in the fake rain over and over again. My source tells me he’s wearing a wetsuit under those clothes to stay dry/warm(er). This is why he appears to be a little more robust. As you’ve seen from his candids, Samuel is rather slight. Full Story

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They deserve better

October 9, 2009 06:42:31 Posted at October 9, 2009 06:42:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe not Granny Freeze, she probably loves the fakery, but the other three for sure, for sure they deserve better. This is the cover of the November issue of Vogue. F-cking HORRID. You would think they were shot at different times and spliced together. Actually no. They were all present at the shoot, they did indeed pose in a group, and somehow Anna Wintour ended up with this mess. Full Story

October 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 9, 2009 06:15:49 Posted at October 9, 2009 06:15:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 35th Birthday Kerry N! And thanks for the brilliant Metro News Ad! Happy Birthday Mika! You are the best friend ever, and I can't wait to usher in our old lady days together (i.e. muumuu's and high speed car chases). Full Story

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

This is how Johanna Schneller opened An Evening With Meryl Streep:

In a time when almost everything is unpredictable, we can always count on Meryl. For art.

And thus began 90 minutes of amazingness. That Meryl is a master goes without saying. But last night it was more than Meryl. It was Meryl with one of the most esteemed journalists in the field demonstrating that journalism too is an artistic endeavour, especially when pursued with the kind of subtle skill and technique that Johanna Schneller was able to deliver authentically and without pretension – a fangirl who is not a sycophant, and at the end of the day, a reporter who always finds her answer, even when a wily Meryl Streep tries to elude her.

Meryl and Johanna, they are the sh-t. Sorry to be crass but I would eat their f-cking sh-t.

More on Meryl later.

It’s Thursday – am blogging until my flight home this afternoon. My mother has somehow talked me into a drive to the airport. A ride with her never comes without a price.

Yours in gossip,


Viggo’s Manbag

October 8, 2009 14:07:20 Posted at October 8, 2009 14:07:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek Manbags are a touchy area for any straight guy. For most straight guys, I’d say it’s a no go zone (even if they wanted to – which for most guys isn’t even an issue). But under certain conditions, it can be done. However, the dude has to wear clothes well, have good style in general, and has to be comfortable in his own skin. Full Story

Bond photobomb

October 8, 2009 12:26:57 Posted at October 8, 2009 12:26:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heading to my flight with a smile courtesy of Taylor Swift and Daniel Craig and Lae who forwarded me the link – thanks Lae! Taylor posted this on her Twitter a few days ago. Check out Daniel Craig mugging in the background. His expression! KILLS me! Bond is totally Posh-ing it. Full Story