Monday, December 28, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Last night I sabred my first bottle of champagne. Jacek was standing by with cell phone in hand ready to call the paramedics. I am ordinarily a clumsy motherf-cker and some people jack it on their maiden voyages. But this, a sabre and a champagne bottle in my hands, this is my gift.  Read Full Intro

Quinto > Pine

December 28, 2009 13:32:49 Posted at December 28, 2009 13:32:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Watched Star Trek with Jacek on Christmas Eve. Definitely one of my top 10 of the year. But it only intensified Jacek’s dislike of Chris Pine basely solely and unfairly on the weird grossness of his face. It’s like he’s constantly being swarmed by wasps. I agree. He’s very difficult to look at. Full Story

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Rachel McAdams: Christmas with the torch

December 28, 2009 12:54:13 Posted at December 28, 2009 12:54:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her movie was a great success this weekend at the box office. But instead of New York or LA, she spent Christmas close to home in London, Ontario. Here are some super cute photos of the super cute Rachel McAdams this weekend hitting up the Taphouse Bar gamely posing for photos with a group of young men in full Olympic torch gear as the flame, on its way to Vancouver for the Games, made its way through town. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 28, 2009 12:39:48 Posted at December 28, 2009 12:39:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman’s face lobster (Dlisted)

Megan Fox nudes weren’t real. But it was so easy to believe they were (The Superficial)

Katy Perry + Timbaland = S&M? (Hollywood Tuna)

Valentine’s Day is anti-gay? (Popeater)

Angelina fur hat reshoots (Just Jared)

Nicole Richie’s adorable family outing (Pop Sugar)

Why can’t she look this good on Gossip Girl? (INO)

Scabby’s disgusting Christmas present to the world (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dear Jennifer Aniston: you can have Josh Groban. But STAY AWAY from Sam Rockwell (Cele|bitchy)

Leo & Bar again and again and again (ASL)

You’re with your first born…

December 28, 2009 09:53:35 Posted at December 28, 2009 09:53:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Dublin. At your brother’s wedding. You’ve mentioned how you love Eamon and his now husband Stephen. And James is with you to celebrate. It must have been such a wonderful weekend for you. Alicja and Henry didn’t join? Well the baby, he’s so young. Perhaps the travel, it’s too much. Full Story

Jude & Sienna: family holiday

December 28, 2009 08:52:08 Posted at December 28, 2009 08:52:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He mentioned on Letterman a couple of weeks ago that he’d be spending the holiday on a beach with his children. Obviously Sienna Miller was included in those plans. Jude Law is in Barbados with her. She arrived first last week, was papped with her mother, and knowing this, still he came with the kids… Which means they know we know and they don’t care anymore. Full Story

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JLo’s losing season

December 28, 2009 07:33:28 Posted at December 28, 2009 07:33:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. My Dolphins pissed away the season. They lost yesterday to the Texans and can “technically” still make the playoffs but only IF they win next week and FOUR OTHER TEAMS LOSE. Please. It’s a waste of a season. And it’s Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez’s inaugural losing season. Full Story

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Renee: tight with the family

December 28, 2009 07:20:59 Posted at December 28, 2009 07:20:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week she was spotted out on a walk with Bradley Cooper’s parents. This week relations appear to be progressing along nicely – this is Renee Zellweger with a woman identified as Coop’s mom Gloria shopping in Venice yesterday. Celebrity asslicking People.com Full Story

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Lilo like a Country Bitch

December 28, 2009 07:05:33 Posted at December 28, 2009 07:05:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan spent Christmas in New York with her family. Saturday night she hit up the Rangers game with her sister and brother. Afterwards they were spotted at that piece of sh-t douchebag Sean Avery’s Warren 77…with Avery himself and 3 other players. According to the lovely Isabelle, Aaron Voros (who bounces in and out of lineups, not exactly a top forward) had his arm around her most of the night. Full Story

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December 28, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 28, 2009 06:34:15 Posted at December 28, 2009 06:34:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tracey D! I am so sorry I’m late on your Christmas Wish! For the ultimate friend from your devoted friend Sarah D who says you’re the bestest friend, and that in two short years you’ve “wrapped (your) way into (her) heart and psyche faster than RPat worked his way into Kristen”…. Full Story