Jakey wants to be on the 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 13:00:16 April 13, 2010 13:00:16

Lately he really does. Totally campaigning for it. Jake Gyllenhaal is on the cover of the new GQ just in time for Prince of Persia and while I don’t love the cover shot they chose because it makes his head look way too big, the photos inside are really, really cute. Not hot, but cute. Not look at me I’m so pretty with my mouth open Robert Pattison styles but goofy and silly and dorky and it totally makes up for the pants which, if I’m honest, even with a stylist, still aren’t fitting just right. Full Story

SNL cuties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 12:20:52 April 13, 2010 12:20:52

It was an Evening with Saturday Night Live last night in New York. Cast members and Lorne Michaels spoke at the event presented by The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. I think I’ve already mentioned a few times, many times, my crush on Seth Meyers. He looked extra adorable. Like a cute waiter. Full Story

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Jolie Depp sex games

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 11:10:03 April 13, 2010 11:10:03

What? Of course not. But if were a writer at In Touch/Life & Style/Star/OK Magazine this would be the headline accompanying these photos. And the article below: Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie continue to shoot their new thriller The Tourist in Italy. This is a scene in which Depp appears to be handcuffed to a boat while a hooded, mysterious, and scheming Jolie watches nearby. Full Story

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Will ... is hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 10:55:07 April 13, 2010 10:55:07

F-ck I miss Arrested Development. Dancing with the Has-been Sh-ts keeps coming back, season after season, and one of the funniest shows on television EVER gets canned after 3 years. What’s the problem??? Too much dumbassness is the problem. Maybe it’s because of his characters. After all you’d have to be a sadist to be attracted to Gob, but Will Arnett as Will Arnett only, well, he’s hot, non? Check him out arriving in Vancouver yesterday to begin shooting a new pilot. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 10:45:24 April 13, 2010 10:45:24

Scabby is BROKE ASS. Again! (Popeater)

SJP shows the MiniVan how real she really is (Dlisted)

The latest AssTalker – and WHY?!?!?! (The Superficial)

If you’re dating Leonardo DiCaprio, WHY pose like this??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese’s bitchface is STILL missing (Pop Sugar)

Gaga takes no sex to Japan (Just Jared)

There will be no 9th gay wedding (Towleroad)

Chicken Fried untouched and scarred (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Chace Crawford won’t dance (E! Online)

Jennifer Lopez’s gay gush is her best interview. Really. (Cele|bitchy)

Big Love Pant-Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 09:24:00 April 13, 2010 09:24:00

Ginnifer Goodwin and Chloe Sevigny attended The Met premiere of Armida at Lincoln Centre last night both in black pants. I wish Ginnifer’s were a little longer. Who wins the Big Love Pant-Off? Goodwin, as noted yesterday, has signed on to work with Kate Hudson and Colin Farrell, among others, in the film adaptation of Something Borrowed. Full Story

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Josh & Diane at the Genies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 08:55:57 April 13, 2010 08:55:57

The Genie Awards, Canada’s film honours, took place in Toronto last night. Joshua Jackson brought Diane Kruger. And she watched him win Best Actor for his work in One Week. Diane was super cute about it too, they were hugging and kissing all night, very much together, in love and in dress. Matching. Full Story

Dipping his feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 08:46:39 April 13, 2010 08:46:39

Is that what he’s doing? Joaquin Phoenix showed up last night at “guerrilla artist” Banksy’s Exit Through the Gift Shop premiere in LA. Remember when Brange bought a Banksy for $2 million? Joaquin seems to be re-emerging slowly and clean-shaven, almost sane-looking. Almost. Last month he also hit up Elton John’s Oscar party, not exactly his kind of joint. Full Story

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Porny and the Arm Pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 08:07:10 April 13, 2010 08:07:10

Jessica Simpson was in New York last night for the Good Housekeeping “Shine On” event with her main gay and her mother, two enablers sending her out unprepared and defenceless onto a red carpet. Again. Look at her. She’s an x-rated disaster. Here is not a girl who is as secure as she claims to be. Full Story

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Pose-Hard is a housewife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 07:43:30 April 13, 2010 07:43:30

Lea Michele is Glee’s hardest poser, no doubt. Look at her. So much Try, and so little need. Because Lea Michele is legitimately talented. That voice, that voice is joy. And yet it’s almost as though she’s telling us that that voice, as pure and perfect as it is, simply isn’t enough. Full Story

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April 13, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 07:32:34 April 13, 2010 07:32:34

Happy 24th Birthday Katie in Calgary from Jessie in Toronto! I hear you’re blue...will some old school Ben Affleck cheer you up? To Christi – Happy belated 28th Birthday! Have you recovered from the weekend at Library Square? With love from T Jamie  Full Story