November 18, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 18, 2009 06:38:00 Posted at November 18, 2009 06:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Carrie and Brogan on your engagement and, um, what will Catherine’s bridesmaid dress look like? She asked me to plead her case. I expect a full update at the next Smut Soiree! Happy 21st Birthday Nicole! Attaching the photo of you at the Mall of Georgia with Fritz. SO cute. Am jealous about your guide dog training job. Full Story

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Star Magazine is swinging around some huge balls this week. Their cover story is about the GMD and Katie threatening to expose his secrets. Like how vain he is and how he can’t stop eating cheetos and obsesses about his weight and that she doesn’t know what he does at night because they don’t sleep together.  Read Full Intro

His farewell lap

November 17, 2009 15:30:23 Posted at November 17, 2009 15:30:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You have been a good and just King. A deserving Sexiest Man Alive. A kind, compassionate, generous, and gracious Monarch. Your reign has been peaceful, full of humour and humility, wit and Wolverine. Today you are running but tonight you will sleep with your crown one last time. Your successor will be less than you. Full Story

Oh reeeeeallly X 2

November 17, 2009 15:23:33 Posted at November 17, 2009 15:23:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Say it like Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers. Oh reeeeeee-leeeeee? Two instances of Oh Really have come up today. The first… How about the ass-licking People.com? Earlier today I wrote this article about Lindsay Lohan’s broke ass ways. Near the end of the post, I included a link to a People. Full Story

Countdown to the SMA

November 17, 2009 14:54:28 Posted at November 17, 2009 14:54:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine will reveal its annual Sexiest Man Alive tomorrow and while many of you have been sending me this cover all day, please know… it’s FAKE. This is NOT THE REAL COVER. The real cover will be unveiled tomorrow. Who? Well if you revisit the list posted a few weeks ago – click here Full Story

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Sandy & The Blind Side

November 17, 2009 13:27:00 Posted at November 17, 2009 13:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love football movies. Especially when they’re corny. But Laura laughed at me last week when I told her I wanted to see The Blind Side. You’re probably laughing at me for wanting to see The Blind Side. But Michael Oher’s story is irresistible. And while I can’t stand the Baltimore Ravens because I hate Ray Lewis, it’s nothing short of remarkable what Oher has accomplished. Full Story

Bridesmaid dresses…

November 17, 2009 12:23:37 Posted at November 17, 2009 12:23:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are almost never cute. Why can’t every bridesmaid just wear her favourite little black dress? Makes for great photos. But brides are crazy. I KNOW because I was a bride and I was crazy. And I was a crazy bride with a crazy squawking chicken mother. Imagine. Anyway, Katie Holmes wore a bridesmaid dress today on the set of The Romantics in New York shooting a wedding scene while towering over Elijah Wood. Full Story

Ashley Greene at the Daytime Emmy Awards

November 17, 2009 11:22:23 Posted at November 17, 2009 11:22:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not Susan Lucci. Look closely. See? It’s not Susan Lucci. I’m telling you, it’s not. Stop arguing. I wouldn’t lie to you. It’s also not the Daytime Emmy Awards. This is not the Daytime Emmy Awards and this is not Susan Lucci. But it could totally be Susan Lucci at the Daytime Emmy Awards. Full Story

Kristen at the cotillion

November 17, 2009 11:13:21 Posted at November 17, 2009 11:13:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart has been lighting it up on promotion for New Moon taking her super steeze all across Europe and owning everyone else in the process. It looked to be the same, very promising, when she showed up on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien wearing the sh-t out of a Herve Leger. Crunk ass hair, funky ass attitude, and mocking Twi-Hards with her hand tat, Stewart teased us for the main event. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 17, 2009 10:45:36 Posted at November 17, 2009 10:45:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wasted on Tom Cruise (The Superficial)

Look closely and you might see Robert Pattinson’s face on this costume (Dlisted)

Jessica Simpson’s earrings…WTF? (Hollywood Tuna)

Rihanna’s two hot dresses (Just Jared)

Kiki talks Jakey and vampires (Pop Sugar)

GQ knows about men (Popeater)

A collection of JailBait Miley’s most skanky moves (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Man of the Year is not a Twi-Hard (Cele|bitchy)

A Why Is goes to Mexico to try and steal Jennifer Aniston’s bikini thunder (The Blemish)

The Alba Bitch is very skinny (Popoholic)

Did he collect?

November 17, 2009 09:49:31 Posted at November 17, 2009 09:49:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After the New Moon premiere in LA last night, Kellan Lutz hit up the Roosevelt…with Samantha Ronson. Did she pay him back? Or is it an off week? I think it’s an off week. This week she and Lindsay are “off”. So Lindsay will have to settle her tab with Kellan on her own. In case you missed it, a cracked out Lilo was at a bar last week and ordered more champagne than she could afford Full Story