Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 11:11:13 May 3, 2010 11:11:13

Warbled Chicken Fried Britney was the first to Gaga Telephone? (Dlisted)

The mysterious marks on James Franco’s arm (The Superficial)

Madonna talks about Sean Penn’s ass (Popeater)

Nope. I officially don’t like Lolita Panettiere’s hair (Hollywood Tuna)

Euro Cheese Douche Ebola Victim on the cover of Vanity Fair (Just Jared)

Halle takes Nahla to the beach post break-up (Pop Sugar)

Matthew McConaughey’s baby mother is a bitch? (ASL)

The other Duff shows up somewhere for some reason (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gwen and Gavin travel steeze (INO)

Lilo plays porn star. Next step: Dancing with the Sh-ts (Cele|bitchy)

GOOPy & the other woman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 09:56:39 May 3, 2010 09:56:39

Gwyneth Paltrow was raised to keep up appearances. In her circle, among her people, you never let your face down. But lately, maybe because of all the organic meditation and barley she’s been eating, lately she’s been more inclined to show her sh-t. Especially on GOOP where she’s mentioned twice now a feud with a frenemy since proven NOT to be Madonna. Full Story

Triangles and breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 08:42:12 May 3, 2010 08:42:12

As I noted earlier, the Costume Institute Gala is tonight in New York. Met Gala drama? Oh there’s a lot of potential. This is Kate Hudson partying with her slightly larger chest on the weekend with girlfriends in NY. This is Cameron Diaz spotted leaving Alex Rodriguez’s apartment on Sunday morning in NY. Full Story

Do you know what you’re wearing...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 08:16:08 May 3, 2010 08:16:08

You stupid f-ck? I’m normally a Peaches apologist. Maybe because I have a friend who looks like her. Maybe it’s the anglophile in me. Definitely it’s all the drama. But there’s drama and then there’s ignorance. And this bitch right here is a f-cking dumbass. Do you know what you’re wearing? Her boyfriend obviously never saw what she was wearing. Full Story

Third Lip plays golf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 07:47:01 May 3, 2010 07:47:01

My golf itch hasn’t kicked in yet. Probably because it’s still very wet in Vancouver and I refuse to play with sh-t all over my ball. But golf is definitely something we’ve been doing together, Jacek and I for years. All summer, sometimes 3 times a week, and we walk the course with our bags on our backs and it’s a great workout and we hate (read: are too cheap for) rich people golf . Full Story

Renee looks like...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 07:37:00 May 3, 2010 07:37:00

Melanie Griffith? A little, right? Not sure this is a good thing. Perhaps you have a different opinion. Here’s Renee Zellweger poseharding appropriately on Saturday night at the Los Angeles Gay& Lesbian Centre’s An Evening with Women. Love this dress. Because those little white tiaras (?) look like insects and I am all over printed animal clothing. Full Story

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Twilight reshoots for sh-ts and giggles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 07:17:49 May 3, 2010 07:17:49

As I have said many, many, many times before, familiar to those of you who’ve been hitting this site for a while (thank you!), Gossip is a Buffet. You can choose to believe that Jennifer Aniston really is the girl next door...who lives in Malibu. Or you can choose to believe that her entire life is engineered and manufactured right down to her highlights. Full Story

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May 3, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 07:03:30 May 3, 2010 07:03:30

Good luck to Vikramaditya Motwane, Reetika’s brother, whose film Udaan is the only Indian film being shown at Cannes! Rebecca – tagging along is a good idea! See you there? Happy 36th Birthday Gayle in Halifax from the Freeby Five Girls who have requested for you some Matt Damon and want you to know that the important lesson learned is to never drink and Twitter. Full Story

Friday, April 30, 2010

Dear Gossips,

As I wrote many times during the height of the Chris Brown debacle – absolution is important, totally. But absolution, especially in his case, should be earned. It’s amazing how often those who feel they deserve forgiveness end up validating why their forgiveness was never granted.  Read Full Intro

The Jolie’s many faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 13:07:18 April 30, 2010 13:07:18

This is the bra that Gwyneth Paltrow should have worn last night to hold up her low breasts. Then again, Angie has always done well in this department. She can make herself fill out a sweater. Look at her in this sweater. There’s a little Sophia Loren/Gina Lollobrigida action happening in this sweater, non? Here’s the Jolie on location in Venice today with Johnny Depp, showing off those long ass scary skinny arms in a beater, sultry one minute, loose and relaxed the next while laughing with members of the crew. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 12:30:13 April 30, 2010 12:30:13

What Heidi Montag will look like in a month (Dlisted)

Yay! Say Yay for the girls we are raising! (The Superficial)

Madonna’s diary!?!? (Popeater)

Fergie’s rock star outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt and the children play play play (Just Jared)

Gisele and Tom and the boys play play play (Pop Sugar)

Christina Aguilera rips off…everyone? (Towleroad)

More shots of Manslinger’s enhancements (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

While Chris Brown is still a whiny bitch, Rihanna looks beautiful shooting a video (ICYDK)

Mother Crazy defends her Daughter Anorexic (Cele|bitchy)