Pip & Shelfy & Matt Morris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 09:27:01 April 15, 2010 09:27:01

This week’s Us Weekly is about Pippy’s love triangle – Cammie D vs Shelfy Biel and he’s loving every minute, deliberately “torturing” Jessica while he’s at work with Diaz. But as I wrote yesterday, Beige Biel has to swallow it. Because what else is there? While Cameron receives script after script, Biel is waiting for everyone else to pass before she can get her shot. Full Story

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She needs this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 08:55:59 April 15, 2010 08:55:59

Jennifer Lopez’s Louboutins, the song, wasn’t the hit she had hoped. And she’s had label problems. And despite her statement that she’s signing with Def Jam (has Def Jam even made that confirmation announcement yet?) there’s no doubt her status in the recording industry is not what it was in 2000. Full Story

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Jon Hamm, tight white shirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 08:25:24 April 15, 2010 08:25:24

Please. Why do I need to sell this to you? It’s Jon Hamm. THE END. He’s working on Mad Men, he was photographed on break yesterday, he hit up craft services, he’s beautiful and kind and perfect and funny, even when he’s not funny. Have you ever seen the video of Jon backstage at the Emmys and his joke bombs and he’s adorable anyway? Obviously it helps that he’s wearing the motherf-cking sh-t out of that suit. Full Story

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April 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 07:36:28 April 15, 2010 07:36:28

Simone – good luck on Friday and CONGRATULATIONS! Admire you so much for going back to school. You’re right. It is NEVER too late. Celebrate this weekend AND on June 18. And if I’m around, I’ll toast you too with the girls! Happy belated Birthday Emily! 21 with 12 years experience sounds good. Full Story

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Today is Tabloid Wednesday. And none of them are accusing Angelina Jolie of abusing Brad Pitt and her children. Or cheating with the President of France. So far. Instead Star Magazine says she’s 3 months pregnant. It’s either one way or the other with those two: break up or babies.  Read Full Intro

She really does have a great ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 15:46:55 April 14, 2010 15:46:55

Jennifer Aniston hikes up her jeans today on the set of Just Go With It with Adam Sandler. A really great ass. It could rival her hair. But dude, what is her deal with wedge heels? And why Lola Vie??? According to Life & Style (I know…) Aniston is launching her own fragrance. And she’s calling it Lola Vie Really? Lola Vie? Yeah, she’s full of clichés but Lola Vie? Even by her Chicken Soup cliché standards Lola Vie seems rather bromidic. Full Story

Babies & Manolos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 13:44:25 April 14, 2010 13:44:25

Oh well now this is convenient. Sarah Jessica Parker was out with her twin(s) today in New York. Two different sets of photos, two differently dressed babies, and one Manolo Blahnik shopping bag. Guess who loves Manolo Blahnik? Of course. Carrie Bradshaw. Get what movie is coming out soon? And the new poster was just released this week. Full Story

Clubbing with the Crank

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 12:32:32 April 14, 2010 12:32:32

Lindsay Lohan these days is not unlike Ebola Paris Hilton. You must be careful with the association. Because that sh-t will bring you down. And there’s no benefit to befriending Lilo right now. Maybe anymore. Especially not with a career as hot as Sam Worthington’s. Although he’s not my quiver preference, there is no doubt that Worthington doesn’t have to wait around long for phone calls these days, if at all. Full Story

Angie’s dressing gown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 11:47:59 April 14, 2010 11:47:59

You know, I never thought Angelina Jolie was be a dressing gown kind of woman. My Angelina Jolie sleeps naked. Having said that, in my Jolie fantasies, she never has to worry about propriety while holding her children out in public on a balcony announcing to the world that relations are solid between her and her in-laws. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 11:13:11 April 14, 2010 11:13:11

Heidi’s plastics bite the hand that made them (The Superficial)

So what’s worse? Whitney unplugged or JLo unplugged? (Dlisted)

What? Madge doesn’t know Glee??? (Popeater)

My doppelganger is blonde now. But still stank. (Hollywood Tuna

Kellan Lutz bares his nipples. Again. Because, really, what else does he have? (Just Jared)

Becks goes to the game in plaid with cast (Pop Sugar)

Matthew Fox’s flower-losing (The Blemish)

Why does everyone look like a Real Housewife of Something these days? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Scarjo’s great new ads for Mango (Popoholic)

Is he wearing pants…or a diaper? (Go Fug Yourself)