Jennifer’s Body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 08:58:00 May 19, 2010 08:58:00

It’s sick. SICK. And bugger off Megan Fox. Megan Fox’s body, 16 years younger than Jennifer Aniston’s is not even close. These are Jen’s new ads for Smart Water and of course everyone is buzzing about the abs. She looks incredible. And naive as this sounds I don’t think there was much retouching. Full Story

I hope JLH has her Bedazzler handy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 08:47:54 May 19, 2010 08:47:54

Written by Sarah This week are the industry upfronts where television networks are announcing their lineups for next fall. Yesterday CBS announced they were cancelling seven series, including Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ghost Whisperer. Full Story

Ok we’ll call it even

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 07:27:33 May 19, 2010 07:27:33

Two years ago this past Monday, Mischa Barton bailed on her own red carpet and screwed up our night. As such, we hit the Croisette 2 hours earlier than we had originally intended, during peak evening hours, and I broke my elbow on the way to the bar. Balls. Back then her career was already in the sh-ts but not totally unsalvageable. Full Story

LipGloss is bloody

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 07:05:39 May 19, 2010 07:05:39

Zac Efron and Amanda Crew continued to work on reshoots for Charlie St Cloud yesterday, filming what looks to be a post-accident/altercation scene in Vancouver. Meanwhile Kim Basinger arrived in town, was photographed at the airport before reporting for duty on the set. Great skin. As posted earlier this week, the trailer for Charlie St Cloud was released a few days ago offering a fresh perspective to the non-Efron believers like Laura and me who up to that point could never have imagined any hint of a quiver for LipGloss. Full Story

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Johnny & Vanessa come for Karl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 06:54:11 May 19, 2010 06:54:11

There was a Chanel party last night. And while many celebrities were in Monaco for the World Music Awards, Karl confirmed the only celebrity who mattered in the South of France – if Johnny Depp comes to your event, your event is made. Johnny was with Vanessa who of course is tight with Lagerfeld. Full Story

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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Dear Gossips,

My Marion Cotillard is here in Cannes and was at the Chopard 150th anniversary party last night but the other night she had dinner with Lionel Richie and Chris Tucker. I really love it when famous people are friends with other famous people you don’t expect them to be friends with.  Read Full Intro

Yeah, the GMD would have looked good to me too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 15:47:00 May 18, 2010 15:47:00

Once upon a time, before she was lobotomised, Katie Holmes was engaged to Chris Klein. Then they broke up and before we could process the split, she was riding on the back of Tom Cruise’s manly man motorcycle and getting jiggy with Xenu. We have struggled to understand why Katie gave so much away. Full Story

Kisses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 13:39:12 May 18, 2010 13:39:12

Twi-Hards have been emailing and messaging me on Twitter lately to encourage people to vote for Best Kiss at the MTV Movie Awards. I feel badly for all the non-Twilight nominees in any voted category. Because you know the Twi-Hards. Those losers have nothing better to do than to pound that clicker over and over and over again. Full Story

Naomi Campbell’s Russian beast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 12:48:48 May 18, 2010 12:48:48

Have never had a close look at Vladimir Doronin until this trip. Goddamn he’s hot. Laura emailed me from the photo gauntlet at the Wall Street gala the other night and expressed her appreciation for his quiver. The pictures don’t do him justice. As for Naomi, she’s attended several events this week, and every time she has new hair. Full Story

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Kate & Naomi: two black dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 12:24:58 May 18, 2010 12:24:58

Can you imagine how happy Kate Beckinsale must be these two weeks? It’s virtually impossible, in theory, among so many tacky Euros, to OverDress in Cannes. Every night she’s in a new big dress and people want to take her picture. Every night she’s walking that carpet hoping so hard that it belongs to her. Full Story

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