October 1, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2010 07:10:00 October 1, 2010 07:10:00

To Mia from Jen – it’s all good, I’m thinking of you too, sending really great thoughts, and it’s nothing to ruin a weekend over. Big hug and some Jon Hamm is on the way, look out for your name again. Natalie! Happy 30th Birthday! Of course it’s from Anne who is 1200 miles away and loves it so much that your conversations don’t simply consist of “babies and cognitive development”. Full Story

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Dear Gossips,

My friend Lorella messaged me last night, something bitchy, as we do, and then I told her I was watching Into the Wind, co-directed by NBA star Steve Nash, about Terry Fox’s Marathon of Hope, and she immediately replied: “My favourite Canadian, hands down.  Read Full Intro

She’s alive! And in floral!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 14:57:57 September 30, 2010 14:57:57

I love it. Not joking. I love Katie Holmes’s cute dress today at the Variety 2nd Annual Power of Women Luncheon in Beverly Hills. Suspect Duana loves it too. It’s totally her thing – print, vintage-y, original... Might even be my favourite thing that Katie’s ever worn. She needs something this short to make her legs look better. Full Story

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Dating up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 14:42:00 September 30, 2010 14:42:00

Adrien Brody showed up at the screening for The Social Network on his own last night, still kinda douchey and smarmy, but not cranked up to his douche and smarm full potential. A few evenings earlier, in Los Angeles, the girl who let his cheese out and encouraged it to fly, Elsa Pataky, arrived at the LACMA Gala on the arm of Chris Hemsworth. Full Story

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Tina’s book on the other hand...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 12:15:15 September 30, 2010 12:15:15

Tina Fey signed a book deal 2 years ago. Worth millions. She’s a proper writer, after all. And what I love about this is that her book isn’t ready yet. Unlike these other “authors” who whip their sh-t off in 3 months, Tina’s might not be ready for a while. Because it takes time. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 10:56:09 September 30, 2010 10:56:09

Imagine if it could have been eliminated at 2 years old (The Superficial)

Silver Fox goes daytime! (Dlisted)

The mystery of the GMD’s height (Popeater)

Porny in a military jacket (Hollywood Tuna)

They actually made Andrew Garfield look hot (Just Jared)

Johnny at the window (Pop Sugar)

Joaquin admits he was a jerk. But still sounds pompous and arty while doing so. (Tribute.ca)

Supermodel pregnancies just make me feel fatter (Popoholic)

Lea Michele’s thinnification lands another magazine cover (Celebuzz)

Can this teen wear that bow? (Go Fug Yourself)

Ebola’s Beat-Me-Face Soul Mate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 09:32:28 September 30, 2010 09:32:28

Ebola Paris Hilton was out last night in LA for a photo opp with her man. Apparently it’s working on a new reality tv show with Oxygen. Tori Spelling is on Oxygen too, non? Dumb network. Especially if it wants to sign Ebola. Because you know about Ebola. You know it touches and destroys...everything. Full Story