Best of 2009: Kristen Stewart steeze

December 23, 2009 08:53:57 Posted at December 23, 2009 08:53:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apart from that dumbass Harper’s Bazaar shoot for the Sears catalogue which was totally not her fault, Kristen Stewart made very few missteps this year on and off the carpet. Not everyone can pull off a Joan Jett mullet the way Kristen Stewart pulls off a mullet – with a middle finger in the face of those who insist that girls should wear pretty bows and ringlets. Full Story

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Tobey & Leo BFFs

December 23, 2009 08:07:12 Posted at December 23, 2009 08:07:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They grew up in the business together, they’ve remained close after all these years. Last night Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio sat courtside on a boys’ night out at the Laker game. First time, perhaps ever, that Tobey has communicated with my quiver trigger. He’s hot, non? And he’s enjoying a career resurgence too. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Dr. Oetker Savoury Moment

December 23, 2009 07:45:30 Posted at December 23, 2009 07:45:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Year end Pitt Kiss The end of December is here so it’s time for another Dr. Oetker Savoury moment in gossip. This month Dr. Oetker is giving away a $20,000 Kitchen Makeover plus 8 secondary prizes from Whirlpool. Click here Full Story

I would sit in his lap

December 23, 2009 07:27:00 Posted at December 23, 2009 07:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When I was readjusting the Freebie 5 the other day, I thought about adding Eminem. But, gulp, at the risk of disgusting my friends, especially Laura, who yells at me in all caps whenever Slim Shady brings the moist, the way I feel about Em isn’t so much Freebie 5 List as it is about the Lifetime List. Full Story

Ex in the City: Coincidence or conspiracy?

December 23, 2009 07:12:04 Posted at December 23, 2009 07:12:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reese Witherspoon was spotted in New York yesterday on her own supposedly to take a few meetings. As you know, Reese is single now. She and Jakey broke up. Curiously enough however, a new item just appeared on People.com Full Story

December 23, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 23, 2009 06:59:16 Posted at December 23, 2009 06:59:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations to Melissa M in Calgary from Ritchie on…well…so many things! Starting a new job in private practice very soon and a big happy birthday and just engaged –Shiloh totally loves you. What is it that you burn at her temple? Please share with the rest of us. Please share with Jessica Simpson. Full Story

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We have NY withdrawal. And what’s worse – going from NY after the funnest 6 days ever, coming straight to my mother’s house for the rest of the holiday where she took one look at our jeans, judged our hygiene to be not up to her standards, and proceeded to cover her couches with towels.  Read Full Intro

Best of 2009: American Sweetheart BitchFace

December 22, 2009 15:32:47 Posted at December 22, 2009 15:32:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nothing like a bitchface that lies underneath the milk and honey. And for so many it’s so hard to believe. Because most of her characters have such sunny dispositions. Again, why is it that people can easily accept that politicians are liars and never the actors when the actors PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE for a living? In university one of my favourite political science courses was a 2nd year elective on The American Presidents. Full Story

Mr Schue isn’t gay

December 22, 2009 14:59:31 Posted at December 22, 2009 14:59:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s what he said.New interview with Elle Magazine. Pretty funny, actually. Asks him point blank about those rumours. No doubt you’ve all seen that photo of him supposedly kissing some other dude in a club? It was a fake. So he claims he’s straight, then he and the journalist bitchslap Tiffani Amber Thiessen, and then he fangirls over Salma Hayek. Full Story

Season's Greetings from The Chosen One

December 22, 2009 13:21:00 Posted at December 22, 2009 13:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s 3 days to Christmas, when all through the land,Brangelunatics were stirring… They need a motherf-cking fix! Gentle, said the Shiloh. For I am here. And there she was. To ensure that the crazies could enjoy the holiday. It’s NY nostalgia for me and Jacek, felt even stronger now that the Brange is in New York. Full Story

Mimi Cheese Balls & A Tree

December 22, 2009 12:13:48 Posted at December 22, 2009 12:13:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shiloh heard my prayer. My mother hopped on the Chinese Lady Express Bus for Casino Rama today. We won’t see her til dinner time. Unless of course she’s on a super hot streak in which case we may not see her for a week. Shiloh’s benevolence is plentiful today. Because there is also some Mimi. Full Story