How Michael Phelps sees Star Trek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2010 12:31:25 March 2, 2010 12:31:25

Thanks to Jennifer for the creativity! Keep sending your submissions! As for yesterday’s Asian Identification Quiz – here are the answers: 1. Zhang Ziyi (left) and Kim Yu-Na 2. Shu Qi (left) and Grace Park 3. Tila Tequila (left, ew) and Bai Ling 4. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2010 12:07:30 March 2, 2010 12:07:30

Lady Gaga’s message to her monsters (The Superficial)

Brilliant post from Michael K. With LYRICS! (Dlisted)

Oh no he didn’t. This bitch took out Conan, now he’s stepping on Dave’s territory??? (Popeater)

Size 2 in Leger (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny Weir storms New York! (Just Jared)

Becks leg kicks (Pop Sugar)

Eliza Dushku in a very cute dress (Popoholic)

Why is this athlete wearing a tiara? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dancing with the Sh-ts gets Scabby (The Blemish)

I really, really love Keri Hilson’s dress. But the FUG Girls disagree (Go Fug Yourself)

Coat Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2010 10:48:17 March 2, 2010 10:48:17

Keira Knightley today in London for the Laurence Olivier Theatre Awards nominee luncheon. Keira as you know has been working in the West End in The Misanthrope, trying out some stage experience in between films. She's photographed every day in and out of the theatre, always wearing the same clothes, never wanting to give them anything fresh. Full Story

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For Micol

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2010 09:51:08 March 2, 2010 09:51:08

On your 28th birthday – just received your email. By request, am attaching some Ryan Gosling goodness for you even though it means my productivity has been compromised. Missed this photo during the Olympics – he went on a date for Valentine’s Day with some broad and came with a love balloon. Full Story

Date night?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2010 08:39:52 March 2, 2010 08:39:52

Reese Witherspoon was photographed after a blowout yesterday smartly dressed almost as though she was headed out immediately after. For a date? Word is she’s been casually seeing Jim Toth, an agent with CAA. CAA reps her, so it’s very possible it’s a business friendship, but a story so boring clearly doesn’t make for very titillating narrative. Full Story

Kristen Stewart to balance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2010 08:23:49 March 2, 2010 08:23:49

Twi-Hards are multi-tasking. They are hating on Emilie de Ravin but they are also rubbing themselves over Kristen Stewart’s appearance on the Remember Me red carpet. Because this means that she loves Robert Pattinson, and he couldn’t imagine getting through the experience without her. He needed her there, he needed to feel her presence, even though he couldn’t see her most of the time, she is with him always, in his heart, in his soul, and the knowledge of that pulls him through the most trying of situations, like a beacon of light, a lighthouse in the night, she guides him through the darkness, she brings him home. Full Story

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They hate her more than they hate me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2010 07:48:01 March 2, 2010 07:48:01

Twi-Hards. Emilie de Ravin. Lately the hatemail hasn’t been so much directed at me but at her. Like I’m her spokesperson. We’ll get to that later. And what did Emilie de Ravin do? Well, she had the audacity to accept a movie role as Robert Pattinson’s love interest in Remember Me. Full Story

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March 2, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2010 07:33:32 March 2, 2010 07:33:32

Happy Birthday Anne in Kansas City, MO with love from Natalie! And for Helen in Montreal who is waiting for the news – Tina’s fingers are crossed and she’s sending you great lucky vibes! To Christy who is hard at work on Casablast Full Story

Monday, March 1, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Olympic withdrawal is kicking in already. How will we deal with going from Times Square New Year’s Eve every night to ghost town in one day? But it was thrilling, non? Didn’t Vancouver do a kick ass f-cking amazing job? Now however it’s time to look ahead.  Read Full Intro

Three times JailBait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 16:55:49 March 1, 2010 16:55:49

Miley Cyrus will be presenting next Sunday at the Oscars. For the THIRD YEAR in a row. So there’s George Clooney who refuses to go unless he’s nominated or a returning winner/presenter and then there’s JailBait who, well, let’s face it, won’t be nominated or winning so, yeah, I guess, how can she say no? Will she bring the boyfriend? This relationship with Liam Hemsworth actually makes her real. Full Story

Karate Kid Part 1…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 16:28:00 March 1, 2010 16:28:00

…through the eyes of Michael Phelps. Written by Jacek. I couldn’t resist. File photo from Wenn.com  Full Story