Mo’Nique doesn’t want it?

December 21, 2009 15:25:05 Posted at December 21, 2009 15:25:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well…no… She just won't campaign for it. Well… no… That’s not right either. She’ll campaign for it, but only if she’s paid to campaign for it. By Oprah or the studio. That’s the word according to many film industry insiders and that’s what many people in the business of awards are starting to believe. Full Story

Words from Depp, Farrell, and Law

December 21, 2009 11:54:09 Posted at December 21, 2009 11:54:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Of course you know that their involvement in the film was the result of Heath Ledger’s death. Up to this point, all three marquee actors have abstained from publicly promoting the film. With the movie opening on Christmas Day, they’ve now released statements about their experience, about Terry Gilliam, and of course about the actor they were honouring. Full Story

Manslinger & the Single Dress

December 21, 2009 10:56:53 Posted at December 21, 2009 10:56:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She came to her senses and now it’s over with that self stroking centaur douchebag Alex Rodriguez. And the newly single Kate Hudson is reminding him how good he had it, walking around LA the other day in the tiniest little dress flaunting her horny looking body. Please A-Rod. It’s all bar whores and wannabes with acrylic nails and too much makeup from now on. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 21, 2009 10:16:14 Posted at December 21, 2009 10:16:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The MiniVan Majority and Conformity –no Hollywood kids allowed (Dlisted)

The most photoshopped stomach of ALL TIME (The Superficial)

Rihanna holds up in the blizzard (Hollywood Tuna)

Hugh Jackman babysits in the snow. So cute (Just Jared)

Michelle & Matilda in Hawaii (Pop Sugar)

How Shaki dresses down (INO)

Even more skank “art” photos of Lindsay Lohan (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Demi Moore really really doesn’t want you to think she fakes her body (Cele|bitchy)

Please. Twi-Hards would have braved a blizzard. (ASL)

The unlikely Queen of 2009 (Popeater)

When Mimi goes to Aspen…

December 21, 2009 09:41:37 Posted at December 21, 2009 09:41:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The result is always PURE GOLD. Of course she’s always pure gold but in Aspen it’s like the cheese concentration is extra strong. Every winter there’s an Aspen adventure. Every winter it’s her Christmas gift to the world. Here she is, squeezed into a tight pair of jeans, tottering around on a pair of sky high suede boots, holding on to her security as she gingerly waddles around town. Full Story

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Franco SNL

December 21, 2009 09:25:58 Posted at December 21, 2009 09:25:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I thought it was the strongest show in weeks. The strongest of the season so far and critically the most well reviewed of 2009/10 to date although considering that what came before was January Jones, Blake Lively’s breasts, and the overly earnest and, in the end, rather unremarkable Taylor Lautner, perhaps that’s not saying much. Full Story

Holiday in London

December 21, 2009 08:43:17 Posted at December 21, 2009 08:43:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Beckham boys travelled to London this weekend with dad David where they’re expected to spend the holidays at Beckingham Palace in Hertfordshire. They are big now, non? Brooklyn is almost 10. He looks older than 10. Turning 10 in 2010 is Rocco Ritchie. Rocco also arrived in London with his brother Baby David Banda and their father Guy. Full Story

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Porny steps up…

December 21, 2009 07:56:55 Posted at December 21, 2009 07:56:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But what about Chris Martin? Star Magazine photo assumed the dumbest story last week about Jessica Simpson dealing with Tiger Woods suggesting they had an affair. Simpson immediately denied the report and according to Gossip Cop Full Story

Country Bitch engaged

December 21, 2009 07:14:05 Posted at December 21, 2009 07:14:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was in Ottawa last week spotted at a Senators game and speculation at the time was that something special was going down. And so it appeared all over Twitter yesterday when a family friend tweeted congratulations on their engagement. Local papers have confirmed it today: Mike Fisher proposed to Country Bitch. Full Story

No one will tell him he sucks

December 21, 2009 06:51:34 Posted at December 21, 2009 06:51:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a dirtier riddle coming later in the week but here’s an easy quickie for now. He wants this so badly, to be taken seriously as an actor. But on the set of his new movie, everyone is baffled. By how terrible he is. Like laughably terrible. The worst timing, the most awkward line reads, cheesy expressions… at this point it’s become a fun work-time activity: watch him get through a scene, feel the fontrum for him while he sucks it so hard so obliviously, giggle your tits off later because he walks around thinking he is the sweetest sh-t ever. Full Story

Chicken Fried weekend in New York

December 21, 2009 06:45:54 Posted at December 21, 2009 06:45:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a quiet one. Her booboos were with their father so Britney Spears flew to New York for a low key few days as the paps didn’t really pick up on her presence until last night and she left early this morning, photographed at JFK looking, well, rather pulled together actually. Not bad, see? Per Gossip Cop Full Story