Who are you eyef-cking now?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2010 10:09:55 November 1, 2010 10:09:55

Sasha passed on your ass and I tried so hard, SO HARD, that night to cajole her, force her, blackmail her into going back into that party to return your eyef-cking but she refused. What she also left out of her story was that she had just started hanging out with the boyman who would go on to become her husband. Full Story

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Rally images

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2010 08:59:39 November 1, 2010 08:59:39

Did you go? I’ve heard from a few of you who were there. SO MANY PEOPLE WERE THERE! I would have wanted to be there. But, um, even if I could have been there, I probably would have last minute pussied out of being there because of the toilet situation. I can’t use the portable kind. And I am so neurotic about that sh-t that it would be the only thing on my mind. Full Story

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Sometimes panic mail is better than hatemail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2010 08:32:40 November 1, 2010 08:32:40

Thank you for your requests for more Twi-Hard hatemail. They just haven’t been very creative lately. “I want to kick you in the c-nt” has been done too many times. And better, frankly, by Brangelunatics and Jennifer Aniston fans. Today however there appears to be a crisis. I woke up to several messages in my personal inbox, panicked queries about the status of “Robsten”, from Twi-Hards begging for reassurance that Bella and Edward are ok. Full Story

Ebola infection repeat customer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2010 07:54:11 November 1, 2010 07:54:11

Kate Hudson threw a Halloween party on Saturday night. It’s an annual tradition. And hers is the party you want an invitation too. Gwen Stefani showed with Tony Kanal. Leo D turned up behind a mask. Adam Sandler and Nicole Richie were there too in addition to many more legitimate celebrities who cleverly avoided being photographed. Full Story

He doesn’t just give rides

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2010 07:30:52 November 1, 2010 07:30:52

Remember what I wrote in the open about being down with a girl who’s willing to “go ugly” for Halloween? Amanda Seyfried certainly doesn’t look ugly, but this is the antithesis of a skanky costume. Like, Ebola Paris Hilton would never wear this costume. Major bonus points then to Seyfried for not finding an excuse to take her tits out. Full Story

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Why Jessica Biel should break up with Justin Timberlake

Sasha Posted by Sasha at November 1, 2010 07:08:01 November 1, 2010 07:08:01
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When the news broke that Justin (allegedly) stuck his dick in someone other than Jessica, Lainey wrote something that I’m now on board with: So what’s the next move Jessica Biel? If I’m her publicist, I encourage a break-up ASAP….Please. If she can pull this off, I’m a fan for life.Here’s the deal, I have never been a fan of Jessica Biel. Full Story

Not a bad day at work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2010 06:49:14 November 1, 2010 06:49:14

Reese Witherspoon went to work on Friday on the Vancouver set of This Means War and spent part of the time kissing Tom Hardy over and over and over again. Poor her. In other Hardy news, Christopher Nolan has confirmed the title of his third Batman film: The Dark Knight Rises. Am rather underwhelmed. Full Story

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November 1, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2010 06:41:26 November 1, 2010 06:41:26

To Emma who met Laura on Saturday night – I’m jealous you were at that party, that party is legendary! And I have NEVER seen Laura in costume (“lusting after Rob” face doesn’t count), so you’re way ahead. As for you and Hermione – one day you’ll have to share with me your defence of that Ravenclaw tie. Full Story

Friday, October 29, 2010

Dear Gossips,

LOVE the names Eddy and Nelson. So much. SO cute! Eddy and Nelson of course are what Celion Dion has (finally after 15,000 suggestions) chosen for her twin boys. One day she’ll write a song about how an angel came down to whisper it in her ear.  Read Full Intro

Springsteen in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2010 14:02:38 October 29, 2010 14:02:38

I remember during TIFF there would be these emails flying around about a possible Bruce Springsteen party. He came to the festival to promote his documentary The Promise: The Making of Darkness On The Edge of Town. Because, obviously, if there’s any party you want to be at... well... that’s the one, right? I mean everyone wants to be able to boast about “being latenight at xyz when Bruce jammed impromptu for a crowd of only 300”, or something like that. Full Story

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So much Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2010 13:51:33 October 29, 2010 13:51:33

They were all on set yesterday shooting a scene in which there’s a pawn shoppe robbery or something – Ryan Gosling, Christina Hendricks, and Carey Mulligan in pink. Really not sure why they keep dressing him like an Elvis impersonator but whatever, when that jacket comes off, there’s not much to complain about. Full Story

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