Smutty Tingles

September 30, 2009 11:14:07 Posted at September 30, 2009 11:14:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See now I think this is better than anything Heidi Montag can put out (Dlisted)

Amanda Woodward after all these years (Hollywood Tuna)

John Krasinski on Emily and puppets (Just Jared)

Where Chicken Fried spends her money (Pop Sugar)

Lilo’s legging for the season (INO)

Hugh Jackman & Daniel Craig: the Showman and the Walrus (Cele|bitchy)

Two airheads who make more money than you (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This is cause for celebration. There are too many Kardashians in the world anyway (The Superficial)

Most popular: Gaga or Michael for Halloween? (Popeater)

They only know how to apply fake nails (Towleroad)

October 28

September 30, 2009 10:50:16 Posted at September 30, 2009 10:50:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re coming back. Home. Friday Night Lights. The best show you aren’t watching will return to DirecTV on October 28 with several new cast members, and a new team. We have a new team. This explains the opening cut video I posted this morning. Several fresh faces will be introduced. Click here Full Story

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Whip It Shifter

September 30, 2009 09:18:00 Posted at September 30, 2009 09:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not even October. It’s 8 f-cking months away. None. No True Blood. So we take our scraps when we can get them. This is Sam Trammell at Whip It last night very deserving of his own post. Because Sam this season got a lot more attractive as soon as he stopped loving Sookie. Loving Sookie creates pussies. Full Story

Pay to smell like Cheese … FOREVER

September 30, 2009 08:15:42 Posted at September 30, 2009 08:15:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi was at Macy’s yesterday in New York to promote her fragrance Mariah Carey Forever. “Thanks God”. It’s been a sh-tty morning. She brought out the first smile. I mean look at her. Full Story

Where’s Jen?

September 30, 2009 08:03:59 Posted at September 30, 2009 08:03:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All her friends with babies showed up last night at the Rock a Little, Feed a Lot benefit concert in aid of LA Regional Food Bank & Feed America but Jennifer Aniston was missing. Where’s Jen? Probably on a beach somewhere. So here are Sheryl Crow and Isla Fisher and David Arquette and Friends Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow. Full Story

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Weekend Winner

September 30, 2009 07:47:27 Posted at September 30, 2009 07:47:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s an easy prediction. Drew Barrymore’s directorial debut opens on Friday and, without significant competition, riding the wave of positive buzz, calling on the “Girl Power” collective, Whip It should win at the box office this weekend. I’ve not seen it yet. I did however note the remarks of my colleagues back at TIFF Full Story

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September 30, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 30, 2009 06:59:00 Posted at September 30, 2009 06:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For JT - so sorry that I missed your Legion blow-out, but am sure you did it up like only you can and that you had a great birthday. Will make it up to you by making sure my husband gets your husband to get you a stupid-sick birthday present. Re-celebrate soon? Love Lori B And to Lori B: Jacek is indeed hopeful about Sanchez. Full Story

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Daily Beast posted an exclusive story yesterday exposing the salaries of those twats on The Hills. Audrina Patridge, who I sometimes suspect may not be able to read, makes $100K an episode. This is why your children no longer want to be doctors.

But wait…

Before you let it become a Hate People Day…

The video is below. Play. Instant jumpy claps!

Today is We Day in Vancouver, the “annual celebration of the power of young people to change the world”. 16,000 kids are coming to GM Place, 16,000 youth kicking off a year of youth-led social activism raising awareness and support for local and international initiatives. The antithesis of Heidi, Spencer, Kardashian, and Real Housewives.

Am covering the event backstage for etalk. Am up early to pre-write several articles before my call time. After that, Jacek will take over for the day. Will be back on the regular tomorrow.

Yours in gossip,



Everyday Angelina

September 29, 2009 13:47:46 Posted at September 29, 2009 13:47:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek Angelina took Maddox grocery shopping today in France, stopping to sign some autographs outside the store. The full-length black bed sheet made another appearance. I think it’s getting to the point where she has only two looks. Her “going grocery and/or toy shopping” outfit, which is basically the same each time as pictured here, and whatever she might wear for a red carpet or premiere. Full Story

Take note Kidman

September 29, 2009 12:52:06 Posted at September 29, 2009 12:52:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek This is how you age. Like a fine wine. Katarina Witt was a presser for Jedermann in Berlin yesterday. Cultured as I am, wasn’t sure what a Jedermann was after seeing it in the photo caption. I finally managed to figure out that it is a play by Hugo von Hofmannsthal based on the medieval play "Everyman", but only after filtering through tens of links to German sites. Full Story

Scurry aside for Beyonce

September 29, 2009 11:38:32 Posted at September 29, 2009 11:38:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan was hired to show off her new lips in Singapore last weekend at the F1 event. Beyonce was booked as the marquee performer. Her people claimed the biggest dressing room tricked out in mirrors and food and whatever other excessive gear Beyonce needs during a 3 hour window. Lilo however thought the room was hers. Full Story