George, his piece and his banana

September 28, 2009 09:34:54 Posted at September 28, 2009 09:34:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Making good on his promise to help galvanise the Italian community devastated by the earthquake last spring, George Clooney is there to work on a new film called A Very Private Gentleman. After spending some time in LA following TIFF, with Elisabetta Canalis at his side, George and his whitewashed piece of a fiery ass were photographed on set this weekend. Full Story

View All 11 Photos

Skinny clinger rushes home

September 28, 2009 09:17:33 Posted at September 28, 2009 09:17:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, ever shrinking in her quest to more resemble Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman, on Saturday leaving Vancouver after only 2 days in town for A-Team rushing back to LA to re-attach herself to Justin Timberlake. While she was away, JT hooked up with his boys for a night out at Crown Bar. Full Story

View All 15 Photos

Work those hips

September 28, 2009 07:45:00 Posted at September 28, 2009 07:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gerard Butler need not worry. About his career, yes. But about his pants problem? Not as much as Brendan Fraser. Last week I posited that Gerry’s pants were the most embarrassing in the business. That was before Brendan arrived at LAX looking like this. His are the mature version of Robert Pattinson’s mothering hips. Full Story

Wife & Escort

September 28, 2009 06:59:18 Posted at September 28, 2009 06:59:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones celebrated their birthdays on Friday. He turned 65 and she, um, says she’s 40. Here they are, heading out to celebrate the weekend, with his tourist shirt and crazy old man hair and her chauffeur cap exiting what looks like the lobby of a hotel, it’s like a rich horndog who rang up the escort service for a little transaction Pretty Woman styles. Full Story

Ashton’s losing record

September 28, 2009 06:37:32 Posted at September 28, 2009 06:37:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have a look at Ashton Kutcher’s IMDB profile. It’s a resume that hardly qualifies, nowhere near a passing grade, the losses greatly dominating the wins, and even the wins weren’t entirely his doing. After all, What Happens In Vegas could largely be attributed to Cameron Diaz’s established box office appeal as opposed to Ashton’s string of big screen failures and small screen disappointments, the latest being The Beautiful Life, officially canned after only 2 episodes. Full Story

September 28, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 28, 2009 06:29:04 Posted at September 28, 2009 06:29:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dr Cher – HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! Make up a reason for me to visit in Tennessee (that doesn’t involve, um, overdose)! Happy Birthday Michelle. You are beautiful, brilliant and my hero BUT sometimes I surprise myself by being the smart one. QUIT YOUR JOB! You are worthy of happiness too! Love Karen. Full Story

Friday, September 25, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am trying to figure out exactly what Jessica Alba has to contribute to the Clinton Global Initiative. It’s a great photo opportunity, of course, but aside from defacing United Way property and then blaming others for her own ignorance, what’s she bringing to the conversation?

Oh look, there’s Brad Pitt. He’s building homes for the displaced in New Orleans. And that’s Bono who is working to end poverty in Africa. Yeah Jessica Alba too. She vandalised Oklahoma City by putting up shark posters covering billboards for services that help disadvantaged families in the community.


It’s Friday. Am online all day.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Photos from

A Birthday Video

September 25, 2009 12:02:00 Posted at September 25, 2009 12:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s noon. And it’s a sunny Vancouver afternoon. There won’t be many of them left. It rains a lot here when it’s not summer. The best birthday present I’ve ever received was on my 30th. His name is Marcus. He’s lying in a sunpatch right now, totally depressed, wondering if we’ll take him outside today for some fun. Full Story

View All 9 Photos

Smutty Tingles

September 25, 2009 11:51:56 Posted at September 25, 2009 11:51:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s your number? Mine was ridiculous. (Dlisted)

Lolita meets a dickhead. Perfect (The Superficial)

I can’t believe they’re still together (Hollywood Tuna)

Gross. Gerard Butler’s pants keep getting worse (Just Jared)

Justin Timberlake eats a cupcake (Pop Sugar)

Who the f-ck is paying for this sh-T???? (INO)

It makes me sad that Kiki’s dumb (Cele|bitchy)

Does this bitch ever leave Robertson??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Show me that smile again…and put away your crazy (Popeater)

How Halle Berry keeps it right back there (ASL)

Cleanse with Emma

September 25, 2009 09:30:52 Posted at September 25, 2009 09:30:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thompson. It’s my birthday tomorrow and it’s a gift to see Emma Thompson. She was at the UK premiere last night of Morris: A Life With Bells on in London looking, as always, like she’s the life of the party. She is! In the very best way. In a way that Filthy Scab could never be. Have you ever watched Emma Thompson at an awards show? Kills me. Full Story