Crank at the Chopard party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 09:31:00 May 18, 2010 09:31:00

Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events is the suggestion that these celebrities represent the flavour of your brand so do you really think Chopard wanted Lilo around their diamonds? The girl who is curiously and consistently at the centre of several theft scandals? Please. Full Story

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Jakey’s getting closer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 08:43:00 May 18, 2010 08:43:00

To the Freebie 5. It’s not that he’s not deserving. Please. You saw that video I posted last week, didn’t you? Click here if you missed it. The best two minutes of Jakey G in a long, long time. So it’s not because I’m denying that Jake brings the mad quiver. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart’s disappearing Vogue cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 08:36:03 May 18, 2010 08:36:03

Written by Sarah A couple months ago Lainey broke the news that Kristen Stewart would be getting a solo Vogue cover. For a while, everything seemed to be going along nicely. There were discussions about photographers; Testino and Demarchelier were mentioned, and Demarchelier ended up photographing her. Full Story

Sneaking in for Javier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 07:58:22 May 18, 2010 07:58:22

Javier Bardem walked the carpet last night at the Biutiful gala with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu in Cannes after hanging out together earlier in the day for the photo call and press conference. Oh la Javier. He’s hot when he’s just being. And then he opens his mouth and he growls out his words in that low rumble of a voice, in that sexy quivering accent and it’s over. Full Story

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LipGloss on the water & a half blind

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 07:27:07 May 18, 2010 07:27:07

As noted yesterday, Zac Efron is back in Vancouver for reshoots on Charlie St Cloud. He was photographed at sailing practice yesterday and his pants were falling off. There may have been a little posing happening too. They’re actors, they ALL work on the stand and the lean and the shoulder dip. Full Story

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Riviera Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 07:02:00 May 18, 2010 07:02:00

Goddamn he looks good in French sunshine. GodDAMN. Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams and the cast of Blue Valentine just came through here for the photocall. Michelle’s short very blonde hair is gorgeous. Perfect. Very, very chic. And while the dress was a little too dark perhaps for this time of year, it fit her beautifully, and her little legs on top of those sick ass shoes were lovely. Full Story

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May 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 06:36:41 May 18, 2010 06:36:41

Congratulations to Katie (a dedicated smut-hound) and John who were married on April 30th! Your friends at TBS hope St. Lucia was spectacular, and look forward to hearing all the details over bellinis! Good luck to Leanna as you train for your first half marathon to raise money in support of blood cancer research with Team in Training. Full Story

Monday, May 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

My new couple obsession: Carey Mulligan & Shia LaBeouf. Obsessed. Was utterly charmed by them at the Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps premiere and Grey Goose afterparty. Oh young love. As noted before, it’s incredibly intoxicating.  Read Full Intro

Seeing the most beautiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 15:15:00 May 17, 2010 15:15:00

Aishwarya Rai and her husband Abhishek Bachnan just passed through here for a photocall on the beach not too long ago. I could only look at her for a few seconds. Same goes for when she’s been on the carpets at the galas every night. Not because she’s not nice to look at, but because she’s TOO nice to look at. Full Story

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Does Meg look more normal?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 14:02:33 May 17, 2010 14:02:33

Maybe I have a sun buzz. Meg Ryan was here in Cannes over the weekend at a photocall for the documentary Countdown to Zero. The trailer is below. Scared the sh-t out of me. Made me want to cry. Meg’s face however doesn’t scare me or make me want to cry like it used to. Have I grown accustomed to it (very possible) or has she geared down on the f-ckery? You decide. Full Story

Mads & Lisbeth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 13:17:48 May 17, 2010 13:17:48

This is for you, you know who you are, and you keep asking me about Mads Mikkelsen and why he doesn’t get enough love so here he is, last night at the gala for La princesse de Montpensier with Barthelemy Grossmann, and none other than Noomi Rapace. Who? She plays Lisbeth Salander in the film adaptations for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo of the Millennium Series, motherf-ckers, which means she’s the original and no one should be adapting that sh-t for English. Full Story

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