Porny steps up…

December 21, 2009 07:56:55 Posted at December 21, 2009 07:56:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But what about Chris Martin? Star Magazine photo assumed the dumbest story last week about Jessica Simpson dealing with Tiger Woods suggesting they had an affair. Simpson immediately denied the report and according to Gossip Cop Full Story

Country Bitch engaged

December 21, 2009 07:14:05 Posted at December 21, 2009 07:14:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was in Ottawa last week spotted at a Senators game and speculation at the time was that something special was going down. And so it appeared all over Twitter yesterday when a family friend tweeted congratulations on their engagement. Local papers have confirmed it today: Mike Fisher proposed to Country Bitch. Full Story

No one will tell him he sucks

December 21, 2009 06:51:34 Posted at December 21, 2009 06:51:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a dirtier riddle coming later in the week but here’s an easy quickie for now. He wants this so badly, to be taken seriously as an actor. But on the set of his new movie, everyone is baffled. By how terrible he is. Like laughably terrible. The worst timing, the most awkward line reads, cheesy expressions… at this point it’s become a fun work-time activity: watch him get through a scene, feel the fontrum for him while he sucks it so hard so obliviously, giggle your tits off later because he walks around thinking he is the sweetest sh-t ever. Full Story

Chicken Fried weekend in New York

December 21, 2009 06:45:54 Posted at December 21, 2009 06:45:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a quiet one. Her booboos were with their father so Britney Spears flew to New York for a low key few days as the paps didn’t really pick up on her presence until last night and she left early this morning, photographed at JFK looking, well, rather pulled together actually. Not bad, see? Per Gossip Cop Full Story

December 21, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 21, 2009 06:37:11 Posted at December 21, 2009 06:37:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Rebecca S and the girls and Mike W and Andrew too – had such a great time on Thursday. Thank you for being such indulgent hosts and bringing along the celebrity Jacquie Berger, newly published in the Huffington Post Full Story

Friday, December 18, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We have a date with Cate tonight. Am not eating all day because then it’s on to Babbo where I’ll be ordering everything on the menu. Premiere after premiere in New York. Last night RDJ and Guy Ritchie presented their Sherlock Holmes.  Read Full Intro

Porny is a good friend

December 18, 2009 12:32:27 Posted at December 18, 2009 12:32:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But her friends aren’t good friends…? Last night Jessica Simpson’s make up artist Mary Phillips couldn’t hold her vodka and was arrested for being obnoxious at the Sunset Tower. She must have been well well well past breaking because word is they have a very high tolerance over at the Sunset Tower for the drunks. Full Story

Old fashioned bromance

December 18, 2009 11:57:37 Posted at December 18, 2009 11:57:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the chemistry between RDJ and Jude Law that is apparently the film’s strongest feature. I believe it. By all accounts, they seem to be close and last night on the carpet, the bromance was cranked up high. Cute, non? RDJ is a very physical person. He likes to touch and wrap and nuzzle. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 18, 2009 11:15:11 Posted at December 18, 2009 11:15:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For a second there, I really wanted this girl’s body (Dlisted)

Why Porny Jessica Simpson didn’t get with Tiger (The Superficial)

Oh la Mila. Damn. (Hollywood Tuna)

The most beautiful baby in the world goes to Disneyland (Pop Sugar)

Robert Pattinson’s sartorial idol (Popeater)

Channing Tatum shops at Apple (Just Jared)

Gossip Girl prequel gets canned, Brittany Snow resorts to touching herself (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taylor Lautner the hero (INO)

It’s the best Twi-Hard Chrissymas present ever! (ASL)

Cammie falls for Kylie’s ex? (Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Aniston’s infant hands

December 18, 2009 08:31:00 Posted at December 18, 2009 08:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let’s break this down, sh-t by sh-t. Because it’s epic. The horror of Jen and Gerry’s Bounty is f-cking EPIC. You saw the pap shots every day during filming. You heard about the hookup rumours. Now The Bounty Hunter poster has been released. It’s like it’s bad on purpose, non? Because this can’t have been unintentional. Full Story

Shameless Rossum

December 18, 2009 07:49:03 Posted at December 18, 2009 07:49:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F-CK! Hollywood rapes all good things. Emmy Rossum sugar rapes every good thing. And some assholes in Hollywood have decided to let Rossum rape Shameless. Yes. It’s an American version of the show for Showtime which will star William H Macy as the Gallagher patriarch and Emmy sodding Rossum as …FIONA. Full Story