Thursday, July 15, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s been a couple of weeks of firsts for us in some ways. The first time Spain took home the big prize of footy. The first time Lilo was told she’ll actually be held accountable for her disregard for everyone and everything.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 13:07:00 July 15, 2010 13:07:00

Hi Gossips. Here’s a wrap on what we missed today courtesy our link partners. Lainey’s doing much better and barring a setback will be back at it tomorrow. Thanks for reading. Jacek

PS…Bilson and Kunis swap at 5. Thanks for pointing it out Jenn!


Spencer Pratt is a bearded Annie Leibovitz suddenly (The Superficial)

Taking facial tattoos and devil worship to the next level. Sick. (Dlisted)

Mama Palin says f-off (Popeater)

Maria MenouYES (Hollywood Tuna)

4th shot in this set – how Sienna and Jude look during sexytimes (Just Jared

Yup. Becks knows how to wear a suit (Pop Sugar)

JGL on being a gay hustler (Towleroad)

Pairs Hilton “candids” (Drunken Stepfather)

Sandy B and son Louis in NO (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Oh Meester…too much to say about this (Go Fug Yourself)

This kid will be huge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 12:26:00 July 15, 2010 12:26:00

Written by Jacek I’ll preface this post with two things. First, what the f-ck do I know? I’m married to a Hollywood gossip and only dabble in the topic by association. Second, I haven’t even seen the movie yet but from the feedback I’ve heard, he’s good. Full Story

Same Old Lohans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 12:15:00 July 15, 2010 12:15:00

Written by Sarah Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to detox in advance of her ninety-day jail stint. This is not a bad idea. Get through the worst of it before being confronted with the reality going to jail, which will be emotionally brutal enough without adding the shakes into it. Full Story

You’re killing it for me a bit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 11:43:00 July 15, 2010 11:43:00

Written by Jacek While we’re on the subject of Freebie 5 actresses , might as well update you on my number 5. Here’s Mila Kunis on the set of Friends with Benefits in NYC yesterday. A bit too much make-up for my liking, granted likely not by choice given that she’s shooting. Full Story

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Awkwardly expressive no more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 10:01:11 July 15, 2010 10:01:11

Written by Jacek Joseph Gordon Levitt was on Letterman last night to promote Inception. Prior to watching I wondered if I’d see the overly expressive, over excited JGL that we saw on SNL a few months ago. Did you see him and cringe a little bit during his monologue? Search it out if you missed it and you’ll see what I mean. Full Story

You Can’t Save Stupid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 09:14:46 July 15, 2010 09:14:46

Written by Sarah Lainey and I fight over which media-hungry actress is worth saving from herself. She supports Jessica Simpson, saying that you can’t fix someone who sucks, but I say that you also can’t save stupid. With JSimp, it isn’t that she willfully takes the easy way out or makes poor choices; it’s just that she’s dumb. Full Story

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Stamos has more competition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 08:43:43 July 15, 2010 08:43:43

Written by Jacek Jen Aniston was spotted with a mystery guy last night at the SoHo House in West Hollywood. It would appear that Jen has been on a relatively active man hunt in recent months. And all that while her match-made-by-Lainey (John ‘I-swear-she-looked-18’ Stamos) sits and waits for their destined hook-up. Full Story

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July 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 07:37:57 July 15, 2010 07:37:57

Happy 30th to Liz Palermo Cowan from your sister Louisa and the Davison family…Rob, Sawyer and Hazel! Happy birthday to Sunia T! Thanks so much for reading our blog. Here are Will, Ryan, and Jay to start your morning on the right foot before you hit up the DMV. That can spoil any day so maybe this will provide some balance. Full Story

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