There’s a limit to Shamef-ckery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 10:22:35 August 4, 2010 10:22:35

And Ed Westwick’s abuse of my quiver with his continued open shirt chest rug might just be it. Ed was in LA over the weekend and I don’t know what’s worse – the mess happening below his chin or that expression he’s making over lunch with a friend. So f-cking gross. And yet. Full Story

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George & John but no Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 09:32:32 August 4, 2010 09:32:32

George Clooney was joined by John Malkovich yesterday in Italy on the set of his newest Nespresso ad. George was in great spirits, delighting the crew, enjoying a man moment with John, showing no concern about the Italian Queen’s current scandal. And why should he be concerned? No one in America cares about the sh-t they say in Italian, especially not when People Magazine only translates the good parts. Full Story

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Chicken Fried fixes her Sinkhole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 08:53:24 August 4, 2010 08:53:24

Last time I posted a shot of her nasty ass weave, there was a sinkhole happening back there. Click here for a refresher if you really have to but be warned because, if you’re anything like me, the sinkhole will skeeve you. I had nightmares about that crazy sh-t in Guatemala for days. Full Story

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She thinks she’s Katie Morosky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 08:24:49 August 4, 2010 08:24:49

Jennifer Aniston is promoting The Switch. The movie opens on August 20th. So it’s a new photo shoot with Harper’s Bazaar and this time Jen gets to play dress-up as Barbra Streisand. The pictures are beautiful, Jen looks great, my favourite is attached along with the cover but to see the entire set, and they’re all worth seeing, click here Full Story

Mom time for the Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 08:09:55 August 4, 2010 08:09:55

Brad Pitt is shooting Moneyball in Oakland. Yesterday Angelina Jolie was sighted near the production with a few of their children shopping for toys. They also popped in for a visit to see dad on the set. Coincidence or conspiracy? Yesterday was also the release date for Andrew Morton’s unauthorised Jolie biography which seems rather tame, full of details of how f-cked up she was pre-Maddox. Full Story

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August 4, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 07:19:27 August 4, 2010 07:19:27

Happy Birthday, Jenny Pie! I’m crossing my fingers that the next couple of weeks are restful ones for you and Seb. So excited for the two of you and your soon to be little one. You’re going to be the most amazing parents ever! Love you, Em  Full Story

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Dear Gossips,

To those of you returning from long weekend in Canada – there were new articles posted on the holiday yesterday, including One Day photos that many of you have been asking about and a Summer Book List. Please scroll down to get caught up.  Read Full Intro

Happy Anne & Beautiful Jim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2010 15:00:06 August 3, 2010 15:00:06

Anne Hathaway seems to be really, really enjoying this shoot. Good. I am newly optimistic about her playing Emma Morley in One Day – click here if you missed yesterday’s article and review on the book – and if she’s happy at work it must mean that she likes the work and if she likes the work than hopefully the work is good. Full Story

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The Whitewash is the “most read”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2010 14:02:00 August 3, 2010 14:02:00

If you go to, at press time the “most read” article is about the Italian Queen and her revelations to Italian Vanity Fair about life with George Clooney. Bristol Palin dumping Levi Johnston will probably overtake Elisabetta but the point is, the MiniVan is reading The WhiteWash. Full Story

It’s the automatic association

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2010 13:33:00 August 3, 2010 13:33:00

And this isn’t meant as any disrespect to Martha Plimpton who is doing good work and has a new Fox TV show with Cloris Leachman premiering after Glee in September called Raising Hope and has been nominated for 3 Tony Awards and deserves to be recognised in her own right for her accomplishments but it’s just that, well, if you loved River Phoenix, you can’t help but think of him when you see her. Full Story

Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2010 12:05:00 August 3, 2010 12:05:00

There were some comedic moments in Salt too, non? The Weekly Live Blog comes to you from Vegas this week as I’m at once trying to avoid and irresistibly drawn to the skank trash titty action parading down at the pool. Speaking of which, we should discuss further this Casey Affleck situation too. Full Story