Monday, March 7, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Congratulations to Danni W. of Calgary for winning the 2011 LaineyGossip Red Carpet Annual Contest with 21 correct predictions. Several others were tied at 20 and a few more at 19. Well done gossips. Danni will be receiving the Alexander Wang bag, a Toshiba Satellite laptop  Read Full Intro

Short, shorter, shortest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 14:45:08 March 7, 2011 14:45:08

Ginnifer Goodwin has been going shorter and shorter for a while. And now her hair is at its shortest. (Can we just sidebar about her name? Specifically the pronunciation? How do you say it in your head? Do you say GIN-infer? Or do you say Jen-ifer?) I admire the balls to do it, but I’m not sure if this really suits her. Full Story

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Underwear lines

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 14:14:01 March 7, 2011 14:14:01

I hate underwear lines. Underwear lines are very democratic. Even skinny girls get underwear lines. Look at Sienna Miller in London the other night signing autographs for fans after her play. The alternative to underwear lines of course is having a piece of string they call a thong or a g ride up your crack – the most uncomfortable sh-t EVER. Full Story

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Hot in Brazil

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 13:40:41 March 7, 2011 13:40:41

I’m the kind of perv that when I see a hot couple, I automatically want to see them having sex. Like, I want to be there live when it happens. Too much? But when they’re really, really goodlooking, like cut from Zeus goodlooking, it’s almost biological isn’t it? Programmed into our DNA? No? Fine then. Full Story

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When will this stop?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 12:14:29 March 7, 2011 12:14:29

What’s the ultimate satisfaction for those who love to hate Gwyneth Paltrow? It’s not hating her. It’s FEELING SORRY for her. It’s being embarrassed for her. You’ve had many opportunities lately. Glee is giving you more. Have you seen the new video? I saw half of it on Friday and couldn’t take much more. Full Story

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Homesick, Forgiveness, and Loss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 11:43:51 March 7, 2011 11:43:51

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, I moved to Vancouver on a one year working visa from Ireland in October last year. I'm 22 years old, and a recent architectural graduate with no employment prospects at home. My problem is this; since I've got here I've been applying for jobs in my field like crazy and have found nothing. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 11:04:00 March 7, 2011 11:04:00

He’s right. Like how is seeing Britney’s fried chicken, AGAIN, anything new??? (Dlisted)

This made me happy. Taylor Momsen has to suck in too (The Superficial)

Surprise. She only married him a week ago and is suddenly looking for a way out. With cash. (Popeater)

A thin Denise Richards in boyfriend jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

Pregnant Kate Hudson in a bikini (Pop Sugar)

Willow Smith makes a better music video than Britney Spears (Just Jared)

I want to do my hair like Gwen Stefani’s (Cele|bitchy)

Love Nicole Richie’s wardrobe for Paris Fashion Week (Socialite Life)

Victoria’s Secret model and really obvious fake tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Bradley Cooper on The Hangover 2…with Charlie Sheen? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Celebrating Blake Lively

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 09:47:23 March 7, 2011 09:47:23

Last week it was a Chanel dinner in New York. This weekend there was a Chanel dinner in her honour in Paris. During Fashion Week. I mean… It’s a big f-cking deal. Even Anna Wintour showed up for Blake Lively. And Florence Welch. And so many other important French fashion people. Also, while in Paris, she went shoe shopping with Christian Louboutin, not Lew-boo-tawn Full Story

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Introducing: The Vampire Dairies recaps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 09:29:00 March 7, 2011 09:29:00

Written by Duana (Lainey: you asked for it, here it is!) And now for something completely different – I’m going to try to recap a show I haven’t seen from the beginning, for once. I know. Scandalo! My research on Vampire Diaries has taken me to any number of Wiki pages, and this is what I’ve learned. Full Story

Chicken Fried Civilised

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 08:48:52 March 7, 2011 08:48:52

One of Britney’s kids (I still can’t tell them apart, and thank you in advance to all you know-it-alls who are about to tell me) had a little league game this weekend. She and her boyfriend Jason Trawick showed up to watch him. Kevin Federline and his gf Victoria Prince were also there. Britney sat near Victoria and the two were observed chatting amiably. Full Story

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Jen on the internet with her hair & puppies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 08:21:29 March 7, 2011 08:21:29

Jennifer Aniston has joined the internet. For cash money! As you know, Jen gets paid by smartwater. They talked her in to doing an ad on YouTube. “Jen” Aniston has joined YouTube! There’s a special appearance by Keenan Cahill and the Double Rainbow dude, and puppies, and a hilarious parrot (she’s really good in that part), and of course her hair… A lot of hair touching, hair blowing, hair sexing… And I can’t stop fixating on her face. Full Story