All day Cate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 08:11:41 May 13, 2010 08:11:41

Have run out of adjectives to describe her amazingness. Cate Blanchett is better than everyone. She was pink and regal during the day yesterday for the photo call and a few morning show interviews. I mean.. it’s just... the cape-ish shoulders and Jackie O vibe detail and her grace and her skin in person it’s so flawless and her features they’re so classic, how can you not drop down and . Full Story

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Spns’d Tingles: More Showcase Blockbusters

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 07:53:02 May 13, 2010 07:53:02

Like we told you last week, Showcase is running His & Hers blockbusters every weekend in May on Action and Showcase Diva. There are titles for “him,” titles for "her" and titles couples can watch together. Did you watch last week? And did their street teams catch up with you? See where they are this week below. Full Story

Russell Crowe came to play

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 07:22:59 May 13, 2010 07:22:59

Oh he wants it. So he brought his Movie Star Game to Cannes. It’s a game that’s been missing from his repertoire for a while. But he trotted his kids out, and he trotted Danielle out, and suddenly Russell Crowe is Mr Congeniality with reporters, and smiling for photogs, and obliging with the press, and even tweeting Full Story

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On Miley’s dirty dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 06:48:00 May 13, 2010 06:48:00

Everyone’s been talking about. Have you seen it? Miley Cyrus grinding up on Adam Shankman at a party, a video taken by someone at the event who apparently claims to have been offended by JailBait’s skank styles and wanted to release it as a judgment against the Cyrus Family values. Sure you did. Full Story

May 13, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 06:30:52 May 13, 2010 06:30:52

Congratulations Ellen on your wedding in St Maarten yesterday! Steff is so sorry she couldn’t come. Bah work. See you at the Smut Soiree and I will toast you properly! Happy Birthday Manny and Finn from Siobhan! Look at those two bratty faces. And for Rox from your gherkins – sending you a lot of love and support and a huge hug for your courage. Full Story

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Am writing this on an airplane somewhere between Toronto and Frankfurt sometime between Tuesday night and Wednesday morning, en route to Cannes, having just finished what I like to call a Classic Flight Film which is a movie you'd never see in a theatre, probably not even as a rental, but that you absolutely must see on a plane because plane boredom seems to dull your senses, making the intolerable a little more tolerable and a sh-tty film less so.  Read Full Intro

Leo is not Lea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 14:19:08 May 12, 2010 14:19:08

Lea Michele decided to be a bitch last week when one of the top society photographers in New York asked her for her name. What? It was all jokes, yo. She was totally just messing around. Ask the people who used to work with her on Broadway if they think she was messing around. What would happen if that happened to Leo? Well if the movies are any indication. Full Story

The puppy wants a puppy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 13:03:55 May 12, 2010 13:03:55

Written by Sarah The Twilight cast hits up Oprah tomorrow in advance of Eclipse’s release next month. All week the Oprah Show has been releasing clips of Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner on the show. People.com Full Story

A wasted effort

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 11:38:40 May 12, 2010 11:38:40

It’s Lainey. Am writing this during the arrivals at the opening of the Cannes Film Festival. We’re shooting the carpet and I’m laughing my Chinese ass off at Kate Beckinsale. Evidently no one told her Cate Blanchett is coming. But what else did we expect? The most notorious OverDresser in the business, of course Kate Beckinsale came like a preening swan, of course she brought her hardest Try, of course she doesn’t realise it never, ever amounts to much, and especially not on a night when Queen Cate takes it up everyone else’s ass. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 11:27:23 May 12, 2010 11:27:23

Mimi Cheese dresses like Octo Mom (Dlisted

What happens when a proper costume designer dresses Porny Jessica Simpson (The Superficial)

Woah. Dennis Quaid as Bill Clinton. Look. It’s good. (Popeater)

This woman gets photographed so often and I still don’t know who she is (Hollywood Tuna)

The Mighty O + True Blood for Immortal (Just Jared)

Twi-Hards have broken down every second of this clip (Pop Sugar)

Jane Lynch + puppies = Jumpy Claps! (Towleroad)

Why does everything she does feel so tired these days? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

New Directions vs Newsweek! And me too! (E! Online)

Mickey Rourke keeps cheating on her, and she keeps taking it (Cele|bitchy)