We hate V

September 22, 2009 19:09:08 Posted at September 22, 2009 19:09:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hate. Her. The purpose of Vanessa on this show is to be an irritant. The purpose of Dan on this show is to suck. Last night’s Gossip Girl featured so much irritating suckage from both Vanessa and Dan, and no irritating suckage from Jenny at all. Taylor Momsen absent from an entire episode. Here she is in New York today, Lindsay Lohan’s protégé, trying to be useful. Full Story

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Men in suits

September 22, 2009 14:04:48 Posted at September 22, 2009 14:04:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Clive Owen and Hugh Jackman are both in New York, both were photographed in suits, wearing the sh-t out of their suits, no boys allowed. Hugh as you know is currently performing on Broadway with Daniel Craig in A Steady Rain. Many of you have had the pleasure of seeing the production and have written to applaud the actors and their hotness. Full Story

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Not Emma

September 22, 2009 12:42:59 Posted at September 22, 2009 12:42:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Also at the Burberry party – an increasingly slender Victoria Beckham who starved extra hard to get ready for London Fashion Week and Mary-Kate Olsen and the mystery of her neck. She doesn’t seem to be too keen on showing it lately. Necks don’t go with prunes? You will note, while MK enjoys the pale side of life, Posh has dialed up the orange for the occasion, exactly the sort of thing Anna Wintour despises. Full Story

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September 22, 2009 10:57:00 Posted at September 22, 2009 10:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yeah. Emma. Here she is, taking a brief break from Brown, to attend London Fashion Week, seen here at the Burberry party (she’s signed to the label) tonight, adorable and sassy and stylish and aren’t we all a little in love with Emma Watson? Yeah. Emma. There’s JailBait. And then there’s Emma. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

September 22, 2009 10:51:31 Posted at September 22, 2009 10:51:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I might have lumps but I KNOW I could outrun her (Dlisted)

I love when dlisters take marriage seriously (The Superficial)

Sienna Miller glows on Broadway (Hollywood Tuna)

Again. Dita’s man is a BEAUTY (Just Jared)

Twilight beefcake vainwhore complains about the paps. Please. (Pop Sugar)

Now these are some nasty skinny ass legs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Babies make you love more. I guess. (INO)

Beautiful men, beautifully filmed, beautifully acted. Of course Tom Ford (Towleroad)

She’s the new Lance Bass. Shows up for any and EVERY party (Popoholic)

So his God doesn’t disapprove? (Popeater)

She totally hates them

September 22, 2009 09:16:09 Posted at September 22, 2009 09:16:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait Miley Cyrus was photographed by the paps after lunch with her friend yesterday. Doesn’t she look like she hates the paps so much? They are vile, reprehensible creatures! This, you see, is the message she tried to convey on her Twitter Full Story

JLo Opening loss

September 22, 2009 08:28:32 Posted at September 22, 2009 08:28:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sunday night at my house was Go Eli Manning. Not because I’m a Giants fan but because I hate the Dallas Cowboys. Have always hated the Cowboys. I have written about this before. Last time I posited whether or not there were actually Cowboys fans outside of Dallas. I learned that they do exist. In Calgary, Alberta. Full Story

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Life without Daisy

September 22, 2009 07:57:15 Posted at September 22, 2009 07:57:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not trashing Jessica Simpson for losing her dog. She might be dumb as f-ck with poor taste in men, pathetic and sad and stylistically challenged, but when it comes to the death of Daisy, I’m not jumping on the hate train with Martha Stewart and so many others, especially when she’s grieving a tragedy, no matter if it was preventable. Full Story

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What she needs…

September 22, 2009 07:26:52 Posted at September 22, 2009 07:26:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is a new publicist. Journalists covering a film festival see each other every day, for several days, sometimes several times a day. And there is time to kill. A LOT of time to kill. Because they make us arrive well before screenings. Usually an hour before the screenings. We get there and we stand around, crammed up against each other with nothing to do, clutching our blackberries and talking sh-t. Full Story

Taupe is clean

September 22, 2009 07:00:00 Posted at September 22, 2009 07:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Garner at the LA premiere of The Invention of Lying (terrible title) last night. She looked great at TIFF and, apart from the fringe, she looked great again last night. Forehead curtains. It’s like forehead curtains, see? Jennifer flew in from Boston for the event, is expected to fly back shortly to join her family, and has said she enjoys living there with Ben Affleck and the girls while he’s working on his new film. Full Story

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September 22, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 22, 2009 06:50:04 Posted at September 22, 2009 06:50:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy belated Birthday Cate H! Am sorry I missed it. Please forgive. You’ve been supporting my smut for so long so I suck for not being on time with this. Flogging myself while wellwishing you. Hope it was an amazing weekend and do tell me how I can make up for it. Happy 29th Birthday Alexandra from Julia! As for the answer to Julia’s question – much less, but sadly yes, I do. Full Story