Ashton’s losing record

September 28, 2009 06:37:32 Posted at September 28, 2009 06:37:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have a look at Ashton Kutcher’s IMDB profile. It’s a resume that hardly qualifies, nowhere near a passing grade, the losses greatly dominating the wins, and even the wins weren’t entirely his doing. After all, What Happens In Vegas could largely be attributed to Cameron Diaz’s established box office appeal as opposed to Ashton’s string of big screen failures and small screen disappointments, the latest being The Beautiful Life, officially canned after only 2 episodes. Full Story

September 28, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 28, 2009 06:29:04 Posted at September 28, 2009 06:29:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dr Cher – HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! Make up a reason for me to visit in Tennessee (that doesn’t involve, um, overdose)! Happy Birthday Michelle. You are beautiful, brilliant and my hero BUT sometimes I surprise myself by being the smart one. QUIT YOUR JOB! You are worthy of happiness too! Love Karen. Full Story

Friday, September 25, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am trying to figure out exactly what Jessica Alba has to contribute to the Clinton Global Initiative. It’s a great photo opportunity, of course, but aside from defacing United Way property and then blaming others for her own ignorance, what’s she bringing to the conversation?

Oh look, there’s Brad Pitt. He’s building homes for the displaced in New Orleans. And that’s Bono who is working to end poverty in Africa. Yeah Jessica Alba too. She vandalised Oklahoma City by putting up shark posters covering billboards for services that help disadvantaged families in the community.


It’s Friday. Am online all day.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


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A Birthday Video

September 25, 2009 12:02:00 Posted at September 25, 2009 12:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s noon. And it’s a sunny Vancouver afternoon. There won’t be many of them left. It rains a lot here when it’s not summer. The best birthday present I’ve ever received was on my 30th. His name is Marcus. He’s lying in a sunpatch right now, totally depressed, wondering if we’ll take him outside today for some fun. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

September 25, 2009 11:51:56 Posted at September 25, 2009 11:51:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s your number? Mine was ridiculous. (Dlisted)

Lolita meets a dickhead. Perfect (The Superficial)

I can’t believe they’re still together (Hollywood Tuna)

Gross. Gerard Butler’s pants keep getting worse (Just Jared)

Justin Timberlake eats a cupcake (Pop Sugar)

Who the f-ck is paying for this sh-T???? (INO)

It makes me sad that Kiki’s dumb (Cele|bitchy)

Does this bitch ever leave Robertson??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Show me that smile again…and put away your crazy (Popeater)

How Halle Berry keeps it right back there (ASL)

Cleanse with Emma

September 25, 2009 09:30:52 Posted at September 25, 2009 09:30:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thompson. It’s my birthday tomorrow and it’s a gift to see Emma Thompson. She was at the UK premiere last night of Morris: A Life With Bells on in London looking, as always, like she’s the life of the party. She is! In the very best way. In a way that Filthy Scab could never be. Have you ever watched Emma Thompson at an awards show? Kills me. Full Story

Same old Scabby naked

September 25, 2009 08:44:39 Posted at September 25, 2009 08:44:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Note: Partial nudity Surprise! It’s Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson in New Zealand walking down the runway for Richie Rich. And somehow her tit popped out. Oh and her ass too. They call it fashion. This is fashion??? Scabby is supposedly broke. Apparently she’s $1.2 million in the hole after renovating her house last year. Full Story

Wolves are pretty

September 25, 2009 08:12:00 Posted at September 25, 2009 08:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Those vampires with their pasty faces and Walmart wigs vs the healthy natural beauty of the wolves – based purely on aesthetics, I am of the lupine persuasion. These are members of the pulchritudinous Quileute Nation out and about Vancouver recently– young BooBoo Stewart with a new haircut, Chaske Spencer and the rarely seen and very beautiful Tinsel Korey. Full Story

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Lilo plumpers?

September 25, 2009 07:30:20 Posted at September 25, 2009 07:30:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan is in Singapore hosting an F1 rock event. She was actually asked to fill in as a last minute replacement for Nicole Scherzinger after she dropped out? Who? Nicole Scherzinger. She’s the Pussycat Doll who always dances at the front of the formation. That’s right. Lilo comes in 2nd to a Pussycat Doll. Full Story

For Gigi

September 25, 2009 06:55:22 Posted at September 25, 2009 06:55:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just received an email from Gigi who quit smoking a month ago:It's a bad day at the office and I keep thinking about what I would love to replace my ciggies with instead of food. And all I can think is HUGH JACKMAN . . . <sigh> Can I get some Hugh today in celebration of my one month without smokes? Of course. Full Story

Brad Pitt’s nametag

September 25, 2009 06:47:00 Posted at September 25, 2009 06:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He wore one yesterday at the Clinton Global Initiative in New York. Unlike Jessica Alba, he probably didn’t need to but he did. Anyway, Brad Pitt occupied the best seat yesterday next to Bill Clinton himself and all of a sudden Brad and Bubba were gettin’ all bromantic and sh-t. When he wasn’t giggling with the former president, Brad was updating the audience on Make It Right. Full Story

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